Author's Comments- W007! I have reviews! runs around in circles and slams into a telephone pole Well, thank you people for the wonderful reviews! And to answer your question AllieDoll…I'll be having everybody at least make one surprise appearance at the Ramen Bar…and I'll somehow weasel in Orochimaru's group with the Akatasu (is that how you spell it?) in…of course…according to the story, so don't worry about random stuff that can't happen in the world of Naruto happening!

OOPS! Forgot something! Disclaimer!

Disclaimer- I do not own any characters of Naruto and I solemnly vow I will not make my own characters. gets shot by lawyers

Ramen Bowl 2

It was a peaceful day today in the village of Konoha. Everything was extremely quiet, except for the fact that Sasuke was running as fast as he can away from the hordes of assorted fan girls chasing him in hot pursuit.

"Gah!" thought Sasuke hurriedly as he jumped over many rooftops. It didn't matter where he was in the village, his fan group had both a well mixture of both kunochis and civilian girls.

Suddenly out of know where, a large net with weights at the end fell on top of Sasuke and he was immediately pinned down onto the brick flooring of the roof with a loud grunt.

The extremely large group of fan girls scrambled from every where onto the rooftops hurriedly. The lead girls, Sakura and Ino stepped forward proudly with a crazed gleam in their eyes.

"We have you Sasuke!" they both barked at once, "Your going to have to take one of us out on a date!

Sasuke did not reply as he laid there, but suddenly poofed away into nothing but chakra clouds.

"WHAT!" screamed all the girls at once in unision.

Meanwhile across town in a small Ramen Bar…

Naruto was inhaling the intoxicating fumes of his beef ramen. He had his eyes closed in wonder as he felt extremely happy and thankful for this bowl of ramen he was about to eat. He was actually savoring the taste for once!

Suddenly Sasuke dropped out from under the roof and landed on Naruto's head, which caused Naruto to inhale the whole bowl of ramen through his nostrils…yes, soup and all.

"GACK!" choked Naruto has he stumbled to the floor with Sasuke still on his back. Naruto wildly waved his arms everywhere, knocking over utensils and bowls all over the place.

"HEY! Naruto, are you all right?" said the owner of the Ramen Bar hurriedly as he rushed over to check on Naruto.

"Yesh, nosh, yesh, I men nosh!" flustered a choking Naruto on the ground through nostrils full of noodles and beef.

Naruto suddenly snorted loudly and the whole contents of the bowl flushed out from both Naruto's mouth and nose and the same time, making quite a spectacle since Naruto now looked like a fountain spewing out brown water.

"Naruto! Stop screwing around! I need you to transform into me!" huffed an unaware Sasuke as he smacked Naruto over the head.

Naruto spewed out the last of the beef ramen and flipped Sasuke off his back. "What? You almost killed me! I was about to die from RAMEN! The next Hokage can't die like that!" Naruto suddenly quieted down for a bit and gave a concentrated look, "Well…dying by ramen would be a pretty good way to die though….."

"Dammit Naruto! I need you to transform into me NOW!" yelled Sasuke angrily.

"Why should I do that? I don't wanna pretend to be a dumb ass!" yelled Naruto back.

"You already are!" hollered Sasuke.

"Well, I don't wanna be an ugly dumb ass!"

"As opposed to you! HAH!"

By this time, the two screaming genins' face were pure red from yelling so much and not taking a breath in between insults.

"Shit!" cursed Sasuke as he inhaled large gulps of air.

"….." Naruto was currently passed out on the floor from so much yelling.

Suddenly, a horrible noise was heard from far away, a stampede, louder and heavier than the stomps of fifty elephants combined…RABID FANGIRLS!

Sasuke's eyes widened in fear as he quickly fumbled with his hands and performed a series of seals faster than the naked time could tell. Naruto's limp body suddenly transformed into Sasuke himself, but still unconscious on the ground.

Sasuke quickly rushed under the small, blue drapes of the Ramen Bar and quickly grabbed an overturned bowl that Naruto knocked over, turned it upright, and pretended he was eating.

As the fan girls edged closer to the Bar, Sasuke realized something and did another set of hand seals, quickly turning himself into Naruto.

The multitudes of fan girls rushed over to find Naruto's now transformed body on the ground. They all shrieked and a few fainted from the luck they saw. Some even kneeled down and prayed to the kamis for this precious moment. The girls paid no attention to Sasuke who was pretending to be Naruto as they hoisted up Naruto's body and carried him away.

Meanwhile, Sasuke was completely soaked from sweat due to all the fears and bad memories of fan girls suddenly rushed back to him. His body was shivering even after the last few remains of fan girls that were kissing the ground Naruto was on left the scene..

Sasuke finally calmed down and wiped away his sweat. "Well," he thought guiltily, "Naruto might be happy with all the attention he's about to get…

A few minutes later…

A high pitched scream was heard throughout the village, than a series of long rants of cursing followed of Sasuke.

Sasuke's eyes widened. He than bowed his head low and ordered a beef ramen bowl in honor of Naruto.

THE END

Whew! I don't think this is a drabble anymore…lol. Sorry if this story doesn't match up to your standards of the first one, but I'm extremely tired as of right now, and only 2 bottles of 2 liter Mountain Dews are keeping me going to right now.

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One last note…I'm not a yaoi OR yuri fan…but I might do something in where it turns out hilarious in the end, but DON'T try to get me to write yaoi or yuri!