Author's note-W007! Third Chapter people! Wheeeeee! I'm gonna try to write as many chapters everyday, but there are some days where I won't be writing jack squat…for like a week or so…lol. I'll be doing a special around Christmas…something warm and fuzzy but still funny…….I really have TOO much time on my hands…
Disclaimer-soul is somewhere in limbo and corpse is rotting Naruto is not mine! Grim Reaper comes and pops soul
Note-Oi…wanna say something really quick…I don't believe it snows in Konoha, because in the Naruto Movie, Team Seven was surprised to see snow, but I'm changing it so it can match the mood…because my drabbles are going to be on whatever whether and season California's having right now…(I know CA doesn't snow often, so quiet!)
Ramen Bowl 3
The days of Konoha were edging closer to winter, and the wind started blowing harder. The leaves of the trees that represents Konoha are now all over the village, and the constant noise of dead leaves crunching under the feet of many people are now becoming easier to listen to without being annoyed.
The Ramen Bar did not change, except that the wood that was used to create it seemed dimmer and more drab. But the smell of Ramen was still there, and right now, a heavily clothed Naruto with his two teammates, Sasuke and Sakura, also heavily clothed in their regular color, were sitting together, not really talking, but not really eating either.
The three sat their silently, and even Naruto was still, even with a hot bowl of steaming vegetable ramen right in front of him (forced upon him by Sakura).
Suddenly Sakura spoke up, "Ah…Sasuke, would you…"
"No," cut in Sasuke.
"But."
"No."
Naruto than decided to make the conversation livelier, "Hey Sakura, don't ask out that loser…I'll take…"
"Shut up! And don't call Sasuke a…" said Sakura sadly and angrily at the same time.
"Don't fight my batt…"
"Don't tell her off!"
"Dob…"
"Don't waste your time on…"
"Shut up! You suck as much as Kakashi sen…"
"I could kick his ass any…"
"Yes you can Sasuke! And when you get hurt, I'll take care of…"
"Kakashi wouldn't be able too tou…"
"I'll kick both your asses with one hand…"
Team Seven, even though having this small argument, was not really yelling or anything, but they were quite huddled together to keep warmth, and all of this was through mutters about how they could all somehow kick Kakashi's ass.
Suddenly Kakashi walked down the road where the Ramen Bar was stationed upon, and right as he walked past behind the three genins muttering random obscenities about their sensei, he sneezed conspicuously.
The three students quickly quieted down and took a quick peek at who sneezed, and they immediately snapped back forward, attempting not to stare at Kakashi.
"Hm...somebody must be talking about me…" said Kakshi loudly, "Oh well…" he pulled out one of his many Icha Icha Paradise books and strolled down the rode.
After Kakashi walked out of hearing range, the three stared at each other with wide eyes, except for Sasuke, who had his eyes squinted in deep concentration.
"……." Sasuke was silent.
The three sat their for a bit, listening to the sounds of Ramen being boiled.
"I can still kick Kakashi's butt…" smiled Naruto mischievously.
"Of course…he's always late, so if you issued a challenge to him, he'll probably never come and you win by default…" said Sakura suddenly.
The three genin continued on and continued to bad mouth Kakashi.
Suddenly a shadow loomed over them and the three quieted down. They looked up. Kakashi still had his nose stuck in his book and said quietly to the owner of the Ramen Bar, "One bowl of shrimp ramen please."
"Right away!" replied the owner.
The three genin sat their in complete silence with Kakashi still over their heads. They made no noise, and Kakashi paid no attention to them, as though they weren't there at all.
Finally the owner handed Kakashi his order and Kakashi paid it with yen. He did all of this with one hand still holding his adult book and reading it. He turned around with the ramen order in his other hand and began to walk off.
The three genin sighed as they realized Kakashi was finally going to leave. Suddenly Kakashi said out quietly as he thumbed through a page, "Fifty laps around the village now for making me sneeze…"
The three sweat dropped, and they all took off silently, starting their jog around the village.
Kakashi smiled as he watched them go. He than set down his order and his book and ate Naruto's vegetable ramen.
THE END
I know I know, this one's horrible…the next one will be better…and it won't be on team seven, lol. Please R+R, give meh a chance! I'll better next time! I swear! Please! Don't beat meh!
