Author's Note-Wow AllieDoll, you're a fast reviewer…five minutes prior to my last submission of my last chapter…you've already sent me a review! I don't know whether to be flattered or to be scared…maybe a little of both…But the rest of you! points at audience you could learn something from her! audience lynches AznInk AUGH!

Disclaimer-looks around… YAY! I'm back on earth! And here to say I own Kishimot's sorry ass and that I don't own police surrounds AznInk er…..Naruto…gets arrested and sent to jail NOOOOO! I DON'T WANNA HAVE A SOAP ON A STRING!

Note-Lol…JOUNIN TIME! Lol…if you don't think its funny….well…good…because I don't either!

Ramen Bowl 6

Yes…It was that time of year, the time of the year when the snow started falling. Light, little white flakes of perfection yet different from each other fall down from the forever clean sky, littering the ground white as thought the Kamis themselves wish to cleanse the world clean of all hate and evil.

It was also the time of the week, month, and year when all the jounin/sensies meet. Was this good or bad? Let's find out.

Kakashi, Gai, Kurunei, and Asuma were all seated in a perfect little row hunched over their own respective bowls of ramen eating at a regular pace. They ate politely, with no slobbering sounds, and all of their movements were not large, all small and quick, like good jounin ninjas should be.

Kakashi was taking small, quick, little bites, in rapid succession by uncovering his mask, putting some ramen in his mouth, and than recovering it repeatedly at mach speed, so all that was seen was a blur. Gai was glancing at him every so often while eating quickly but still in small bites, attempting to empty his bowl before Kakashi. Kurunei was eating in dainty bites while attempting not to burp from the enormous amount of soup and ingredients in the bowl. Asuma was currently attempting to fish out a smoking cigarette out of his bowl with his chopsticks, while still attempting to be under the cover of looking like to eat more ramen.

Suddenly Gai finished his bowl of ramen and stood up boisterously, slamming down his chopsticks on the counter, snapping them in half in the process, and pointed at Kakashi, "HAH my eternal rival! I have finished by bowl faster than you! That makes our score 54-53! I'm winning!"

Gai went off into a victory speech while Kurunei, who was the only one listening, sweat dropped.

"Huh?" said Kakashi as he looked up from his bowl, oblivious to what just had happened.

"GAH!" shrieked Gai in a girly fashion. He went off into a self-depression of how hip Kakashi was and how he was not.

Gai sprang back to life, "FINE KAKASHI! I shall repeat what I had said once again to prove my superiority over you!"

Gai proceeded over of what had just happened, with another rant included.

"HAH! So that makes me better!" finished Gai huffing and puffing from excitement.

"But we never even said that this was competition…" said Kakashi boringly.

"But!" muttered Gai.

"Besides…this is my second bowl…."said Kakashi calmly while jabbing his chopsticks to an empty bowl below his current bowl, "So according to you, I win, because not only have I finished faster than you, I also finished two bowls…"

Gai suddenly turned grey and old and he shattered and was swept away by the cold December wind.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried out Gai as he beat himself over the head with his bowl.

"DAMMIT!" cried out Asuma suddenly, for he had finally grabbed the soaked cigarette from his ramen bowl, but had dropped it back into the bowl due to Gai's outburst of sadness.

The remaining three jounin stared at Asuma.

"What?" said Asuma.

"You were still going to eat that ramen after you go that out?" asked Kurunei with wide and disgusted eyes.

"Well….I mean…why let ramen go to waste…"

"SMOKING IS UNHEALTHY AND BAD! It crushes the spirit of youth! It demoralized the idealistic ways of children! You're setting a bad influence upon your team as you smoke in front of them!" cried out Gai as he posed out one of his special hip moves with the sun of Japan shining behind him.

"As if your not?" muttered Asuma.

"…….," Kakashi had whipped out one of his Icha Icha Paradise books and was in the process of reading it.

"GASP!" gasped Gai dramatically as he grabbed his face in pure horror while pointing at Kakashi's adult novel, "How dare you read such a scanty book while out in public!"

Kurunei suddenly burped from all the food she contained in herself.

Gai whipped around to face Kurunei. She cowered as Gai towered over her.

"Burping out loud is extremely rude in public!" hollered Gai while bit and specks of ramen that had lodged itself into Gai's teeth flew out and hit Kurunei's head protector.

Gai suddenly collapsed onto his knees and threw up his hands into the air while crying streams of tears, "GREAT KAMIS! WHY DO YOU ALLOW THIS PLANET TO BE INFESTED WITH SUCH RUDNESS AND SUCH OBSTRUCTION TO THE IDEAS OF YOUTH?"

Suddenly the Ramen Bar Owner leaned over the counter and smacked Gai over the head squarely with a frying pan, creating a satisfying klunk. Gai's eyes rolled to the back of his head and he fell over and passed out.

The three remaining jounins stared at Gai's prone body with open mouths and looked over to the aged owner.

The owner shrugged and muttered, "He was scaring off business..."

The three jounins shrugged along and left the Bar with an enormous tip for the owner.

A few minutes later on the ground of the Ramen Bar…..

Gai opened his eyes hazily and slowly. He looked around while still flat on the ground. A few ants were on his nose, a fly was on his foot, and something was pounding on its way over to him…

Naruto suddenly hops right onto Gai's head, slamming his face straight down into the gravel, and jumps onto a chair of the Ramen Bar without noticing he just stepped onto a person's head.

"ONE BOWL OF MISO RAMEN!"

"Right away!"

Gai looks up weakly at Naruto's now rapidly moving mouth. Dirt was all over his face now, and he had a chipped tooth with a bloody nose.

He sighed and dropped his head back onto the floor.

"The joys of youth…" he thought before he passed once again.

THE END

Wow….my chapters are getting longer…do they still count as drabbles? Lol…Oi…I think I'll try to do a few chapters on Christmas Eve, Christmas, and New Years! Lol…prepare for it!