Author's Note-Lol, just wanted to say to the confused population…the story previous to this one was NOT the Christmas chapter….sorry to disappoint…I've been realizing that I pull out some pretty fast stories…lol….so don't expect the Christmas chapter for a while…Don't worry…I'll say it's a Christmas chapter when it comes…lol!

Disclaimer-walks around aimlessly looking for head holds up sigh saying "NARUTO NOT MINE!" arm falls off !

Note-Who like's Tsunade? And not just for creating the world's first boob enlargement jutsu…pervs…..

Ramen Bowl 8

Tsunade staggered hazily down the road leading the Ramen Bar. She had already broke down all of the twenty-one bars that served alcohol in Konoha and has already consumed all of the sake in most of the thrift stores that were worth buying.

Yes, the Fifth-Hokage that succeeded the Third after Naruto, the demon container, befriended her and took her here after showing her the good of being the Hokage and also allowing her to continue the dreams of many people.

And she hated Naruto for that as of right now.

Tsunade fell onto a stool at the Ramen Bar and slumped her head onto the polished counter and started drooling due to her drunkenness. She was already having enough issues with the whole Main House and Branch thing. And to make matters worse, the Aburames has declared war upon the Hyuugas and the last Uchiha!

Suddenly the Ramen Bar owner, with hardened years of serving ramen, walked over the Tsunade and tapped her blond head sharply with his knuckles.

"Hey! Either buy something or leave, and stop drooling all over my wiped counter!" said the owner sternly at the Hokage.

The Fifth raised her head slightly and the owner the most menacing look any fifty-year old women that is disguised as a college aged girl with breast enhancements can muster.

The owner stepped back a few steps, obviously frightened, but not because of the look, but because the Hokage was at his bar!

"G-Gomen Nasai Hokage-sama!" barked out the owner as he bowed, "would you like anything?"

Tsunade gave the owner a questioned look and slurred heavily from her heavy drinking, "You got any sake ramen?"

"Wha?"

Tsunade slammed her hand down with fury that everything including the Bar jumped from its original place into the air and back down again. "I want sake ramen NOW!"

The owner was purely silly-putty by now. He heard about the new Hokage's amazing strength, and he didn't want her to utilize that strength on his shop! He quickly rushed out of his shop to quickly buy some sake for his shop didn't carry any.

Tsunade looked at the old man run like the furies themselves were after him and she sighed as she rubbed her temples. Drinking so much really didn't bring out so much of a distraction as she thought. Maybe that sake ramen she ordered will do her some good…..

Some cooking of sake and ramen later…..

"My Kami! This is the best sake and ramen I've ever drunk and ate!" exclaimed Tsunade, who was completely sober now, because it took the owner over twenty tries and sixty minutes cooking the ramen and sake together to near perfection.

The Hokage kept on eating her bowl of heavy liquored ramen. "This liquor! From 1623, if I'm not mistaken, and the ramen was grown and made in the Stone Country!"

The owner smiled weakly sweat dropped, the liquor and the ramen were from neither time and place. The Hokage was obviously drunk.

The Hokage finished her bowl and she stood up with bright stars in her eyes. "Best bowl of ramen I've ever tasted! You've reinvigorated me! I'm going straight back to work!"

The Hokage made a sharp turnaround and was about to take a step when she suddenly collapsed and was knocked out dead cold by the alcohol.

The owner leaned over the counter wide-eyed and looked at the sleeping form of the Hokage. He looked left and right down both streets to make sure that nobody was looking. He than grabbed a broom and used the handle end and poked the Hokage a bit to make sure she was really out. He than put the broom carefully and silently away, than slipped over the counter, and dragged the Hokage to Kami knows where. The owner quickly ran back to his Bar, to find Naruto already sitting at the counter expectantly waiting for a bowl of ramen.

The next day…..

A crowd of drunks crowded around the Ramen Bar, hoping for a bowl of the owner's new bowl of Sake Ramen. In the crowd, Tsunade was punching out random people trying to get to the counter to get a bowl himself.

All the while, the owner and Naruto were huddling behind the counter of the Ramen Bar hiding in fear.

"Hey," whispered Naruto to the owner, "What did you do to become so popular?"

"I guess it the bowl of alcohol ramen I made for the Hokage yesterday."

"Alcohol ramen? There's such a thing?"

"Well…I guess there is now…"

Suddenly an empty bottle of beer crashed above their heads and the both the yells of wanting for Sake Ramen.

"Er….I'll go get you some sake I guess…I don't want this place to be torn apart." Said Naruto as he slipped out the back.

The owner swept dropped, he was left alone with multitudes of drunks and one very sober Hokage with super strength wanting alcohol, how will his Bar ever survive?

THE END

Yeah Yeah…I heard you people, this isn't funny….I really didn't plan this one out….but please R and R….I'll think of something better next chapter.