Author's Note-All right people! I seriously need reviews or else Ill starve! (starving….I need more reviews!) lol…ok…for you people that don't like crossovers…don't worry, the other characters don't interact with Naruto in any way….well…not much anyways….even if you don't like that…than just skip this chapter…lol!
Disclaimer-(body parts strewn across ground spell out) "Naruto not mine!" (body parts melt away into dust)
Yeesh…I'm not doin to good on disclaiming huh?
House Special 10
Naruto leaned back upon the wooden counter of the Ramen Bar and lazily looked at the scenery. Not much passerby came by this ally often, so all he was staring at was a wooden fence with many indents of previous items being lodged in there.
Naruto sighed, today was just one of those days, those days where he didn't really need to eat ramen, because it was so boring. Just a regular boring day.
(CrossOver alert! The beginning of Chaos is right here!)
Suddenly a large behemoth lumbered past the Ramen Bar. It's body was completely black with the exception of its overly large mask. The body was hunched over and it moved at a paced movement. It quickly past Naruto.
Naruto looked down the road where it went and shrugged.
Suddenly a boy dressed in black garments with orange hair rushed past carrying a large blade menacingly yelling at the thing that has just passed Naruto, "Come back here! I won't let you harm any more civilians!" The boy rushed down the road chasing after the thing.
Suddenly a young women dressed in a schoolgirl outfit, though very strange to Naruto, ran quickly after the boy yelling, "Ichigo! No! That soulless is to powerful for you!" The girl ran down the road after the boy "Ichigo."
Naruto shrugged again, some passerby was bound to come by.
A loud, bloodcurdling roar was heard and the orange haired boy in black was seen flying backwards past the way he came from past the Ramen Bar with his sword flinging next to him.
Naruto than saw the same girl come running back with a first aid kit in her hand chasing after the still flying boy "Ichigo."
The soulless suddenly appeared and lumbered back down the road it came from, walking towards where the two teenagers ran back too.
"Oh my god!" It's back! Run Ichigo!"
"Hey! It ate my sandal! Give it back!"
"Don't worry about it! Run now!"
"AUGH! It's slobbering all over me!"
"Nooo!" Ichigo!"
Than all was silent. Naruto tried to listen for anything else, but that was that. He shrugged and slid down a bit on his stool.
A large boom was heard, and many yellow colored beams were seen shooting pass the Ramen Bar. Suddenly a man with yellow hair standing at the very ends defying gravity flew past the Bar with alarming rate.
Than another yet shorter man followed with the same hair style but also flying chased after flinging strange, yellow orbs that exploded upon contact.
"Kakaroff!" Come back here! Let me kill you!"
"No! Violence is bad!"
Another explosion was heard, and somebody screamed, "MY MANHOOD!"
And all was silent. Naruto sighed, too many weird people are moving into Konoha.
"Pikachu!" a small yellow colored rodent ran past the Ramen Bar at hurried pace with electricity shooting out of its red cheeks.
Naruto stared at the strange creature. He has never seen such a strange animal before, was it worth catching to investigate? No…not really, he really didn't want to get up as of right now.
Suddenly a young boy with black hair wearing a red cap ran past the Ramen Bar with a strange red and white colored ball in his hand yelling, "Come back Pikachu! I promise I won't nuder you!" The boy disappeared down the road.
An orange haired girl ran past the Bar also following the boy, dressed in extremely skimpy clothing, yelling, "ASH! Come back here so I can confess my lov…er…give me my bike back!" The girl also disappeared down the road.
Finally a tall, tanned boy with dark spiky hair ran past the Bar saying nothing except waving a frying pan frantically. The boy disappeared down the road.
Naruto sighed, he was going to have to talk to the Hokage about who to let into this village.
Suddenly far off, yelling was heard.
"Oh my god! It's Team Rocket!"
"Give us Pikachu!"
"Never!"
"Ash! Watch out!"
"Oh no! They have rubber gloves! Our one weakness! Run pikachu run!"
A bright light was seen from where the three teenagers and the little yellow rodent ran down.
"Team Rocket's blasting away!"
Once again, it was silent. Naruto sneezed, somebody must be talking about him…
A poof was heard. Smoke billowed out from next to Naruto's seat. As the smoke cleared, a small human like creature sat right next to him. The creature was extremely short, covered by a green cape. His eyes were bloodshot and he was sweating like mad. And his feet were really hairy too.
"Please! You must take this ring!" said the little human hurriedly and worriedly as he shoved a golden ring with inscriptions on it into Naruto's hand. "You musn't let them get it! Protect it with all your might!"
The dwarf glance around crazily and poofed away again.
It was silent. Naruto finally took a look at the ring in his hand. It wasn't really special, the gold looked faked too.
Naruto swiveled around and faced the Ramen Bar owner, "Hey, old man, how many bowls of ramen do you think I can get for this ring here?"
The owner took the ring and examined it with a squinted eye, "I dunno, maybe twenty, thirty bowls?"
"All right! Than start cooking!"
THE END
Ok, for your information, the order of crossovers was this, BLEACH/DRAGON BALL Z/POKEMON/THE LORD OF THE RINGS Lol…I'm sure you know ONE of those…
