Author's Note-W007! Lol, I just finished typing my profile of doom! It's crap, but it's basic enough for now to let you people know a few things about me…Oh, and I checked up on this story a few minutes ago, seems like I'm getting lesser reviews every chapter and less hits and views every chapter. I guess it means this story's gonna die in a few more chapters? Lol, it doesn't seem very popular with people…TT

Disclaimer-(reappears in another dimension whole again) Yay! I'm back to normal! Naruto's not mine! Biznatch! (gets eaten by a dragon) Do'h

Note-I don't remember what team number Gai's team is either, so I'll just call it Gai's team for now…lol, and also sorry for taking so long with this one chapter…I really didn't have the correct inspiration for it..so this chapter might not come as funny to you population.

Ramen Bowl 11

Gai's Team, which consisted of Neji, Rock Lee, and Ten-Ten as of right now, were all sitting at the Ramen Bar together, with each one bowl of steaming hot ramen to consume and warm themselves up with the weather getting colder and colder now.

The snow was falling more and more often now, and Konoha now truly looked like a Winter Wonderland due to all the buildings and streets covered in white, clean, pristine snow.

Neji sat at one end of the Bar, slowly using his chopsticks and consuming his tomato ramen at an extremely slow pace, every once in a while, using his other hand to pull back his long, long hair behind his ear when it fell in front of his face and dangled dangerously above his ramen broth.

All the while, Rock Lee and Ten Ten were huddled together at the other end of the Bar with their own respective bowls muttering quickly to each other and giving careful yet quick glances at Neji every so often.

"So what do you think?" whispered Lee to Ten-Ten as he held his chopsticks over his bowl, deciding whether to either grab some noodles or a shrimp to eat first.

"What do you mean what do I think?" whispered back Ten-Ten as she drank some of her beef ramen broth, "This whole conversation was your idea!"

"Shh!" muttered Lee worriedly as he saw Neji out of the corner of his eyes glance at them with a glare. He knew that Neji could see almost 360 degrees, but it just made him feel better if he wasn't staring at them directly.

"Oh quiet, he probably knows already anyways," said Ten-Ten exasperatedly as she rolled her eyes.

Back at Neji's side…..

Neji on the other hand, knew that they were talking about him in specific, but not what about him. It wasn't really much of a bother, as long as they didn't come over and talk to him…

Suddenly both Lee and Ten-Ten stood up from their seats together with Ten-Ten saying, "All right all right we'll ask him together!"

Neji sweat dropped in silence, for he knew something annoying was going to happen to him as of right now.

Ten-Ten marched over to Neji with an annoyed expression on her face with Lee crouched behind her following very slowly.

Ten-Ten halted in front of Neji, with Lee still hiding behind her, peeking out slowly from over her shoulder.

Neji pretended to pay no attention to the two of them as they stood there, as though waiting for Neji to talk.

Neji ate a tomato piece from his ramen and continued to ignore his two teammates.

"Ahem," coughed TenTen.

"Yes?" Neji drawled as he continued to munch on his tomato piece. He did not turn to face his teammates.

"Er…..Lee was just wondering since…Ow!" TenTen was just elbowed in the side by Lee who gave her a stern look.

"Oh fine…"TenTen rolled her eyes, "Lee and I were wondering if you were gay…."

Neji was silent," ………."

"What!"

TenTen continued on, "Well, I'm not trying to be rude or anything, but your hair…"

"What about it?"

"It's so clean and smooth…and shiny!"

"And?"

"No guy on earth can keep such long hair so perfect! Unless…"

"No, I'm not gay….."

"Now Neji, you don't have to lie to us, we're your teammates, and we will also support you in your decisions…"

"If you really support my decisions, you would've helped me decimate the Main House a long time ago…."

"So you're saying you are gay?"

"NO!"

Lee finally emerged from his hiding spot behind TenTen and piped out, "Neji! Lying is very bad! Especially when one is attempting to express himself!"

Both Neji and TenTen gave Lee a look.

"Except for youth," said Lee timidly as he shrunk back behind TenTen.

Neji rolled his milky eyes and drank some warm soup. TenTen sighed.

"But seriously, Neji…"

"NO! I'm not gay, and that's final!"

"……….," TenTen was silent.

"……….," Lee was silent.

"Slurp" Neji drank some more tomato ramen soup.

The three of them remained silent, with TenTen and Lee still standing next to the eating and sitting Neji while still staring at him.

"Incoming…" Neji said quietly.

"What?" TenTen asked.

Suddenly Gai bounded out from over the Ramen Bar, dressed in a Santa costume, but without any stuffings at the belly to make him look fat. "MY WONDERFUL AND YOUTHFUL STUDENTS! WHAT ARE YOU CONVERSING ABOUT!"

"Gai-sensei! We were…," Lee began excitedly.

"Questioning Neji on his homosexuality!" finished Gai instantly.

"WOW!" exclaimed Lee, "How did you know that!"

"Only a good ninja with extremely good taijutsu that is trained to peak perfection would!" explained Gai proudly.

"He was on the rough the entire time…" said Neji calmly.

TenTen giggled.

Gai's eyes twitched and he turned around to face Neji. He walked over and loomed over Neji, covering him under the Green Beast's shadow. Neji did nothing but fish out a noodle and chewed on it thoughtfully.

"Neji! Is it true that one of my own prize students! One of the geniuses of the village of a most prestigious clan…..is GAY!"

"No…,": sighed Neji.

"Now Neji," began Gai as he put his arms around Neji's shoulder, "Don't forget that I am your sensei, and that I only want the best for you…"

"And you'll support me in whatever my decisions are right?" stated Neji boredly.

"NO! You're wrong!" shouted Gai as the slammed the counter of the Ramen Bar, "I will change you back to a youthful boy that has reached puberty and his hormones will now attempt to chase after women! Not men!"

Team Ten sweat dropped with the exception of the Green Duo.

Suddenly Lee and Gai were hugging each other atop a cliff with the roaring waves crashing below them.

"Gai-Sensei!" cried Lee, "You're such a wonderful teacher! To care so much for a student as to interfere into his life so he can have a straight life!"

"Lee-kun!"

"Gai-Sensei!"

"Lee-kun!"

"Gai-Sensei!"

The two bowl-hairdo-ed males cried and hugged until Neji finally stood up from his stool and prepared to leave.

Gai suddenly stopped hugging Lee and the dramatic background disappeared, "And where do you think you're going?"

"To train…"

"NO! You can't leave until I change you back to normal!"

"What? I told you! I'm straight!"

"Denial only makes things worse Neji. But that's not our first step, our first step is to make sure you have the support of everybody that knows you!"

"Don't you go dare spreading lies…"

"That's why I will no go tell your supposedly evil uncle Hiashi about your sexuality!"

"WHAT!" Neji jumped into attention as he saw Gai already zooming off into the direction of the Hyuuga manor.

"Don't worry Neji! You'll be in good hands!" cried Gai as he disappeared off into the road.

"Oh…but your not…" muttered Neji with a dark aura surrounding him. He suddenly poofed away and chased after his beloved Gai-sensei.

"Wait up guys!" I wanna help Neji too!" yelled Lee as he zipped off with his monstrous speed.

"Er…"said TenTen confusedly as she stood there alone. She really didn't have the type of stamina or speed to catch up with her team. So she stood there for a minute or so deciding on what she should do.

"Hey…are you taking the check?"

"Huh!" TenTen snapped out of her thinking process on what to do next on her list. The Ramen Bar owner with Ayame standing behind him held out a check for all three bowls of ramen that Team Ten minus Gai-Sensei were consuming.

"Well…" TenTen frisked her own pockets, "I don't have enough money for all three bowls…"

The Ramen Bar Owner smirked as he threw a pair of yellow rubber gloves at her with a yellow sponge.

"Start washing."

THE END

All righty! My next few chapters are going to be on Christmas or Christmas Eve, whenever I post it…lol…oh..and I have nothing against gay people, though I'm not gay myself, but I think that Gai would be the type of person to think gay people aren't right.