Author's Note- Wheee! I'm back! (audience is gone) OO;; Oh man…I know…I haven't updated for a while… Forgive meh…but my inspiration as of right now is like running on a match right now…and that match just dropped onto the ground and was trampled by fifty thousand elephants….Fooey

Disclaimer- Naruto does not belong to me, (fifty thousand elephants come and trample Ink) Xx

Note- All righty…Even though I have zilch inspiration right now…I'll try my best to finish this drabble…My goal is too reach at least 20 chapters…but of course…I would do much better if more people were to review….

Ramen Bowl 14

Jiraya sat heavily down onto a red stool at the beloved Ramen Bar that we all know and love. He sighed, today was not the best of days.

First of all, he was caught at the bath houses peeking on the wonderful and bustful women of Konoha by Tsunade. He went flying to the Sand Village.

Next, he was caught spying on the women of Konoha sunbathing under the hot Suna sun and he was sent flying back to Konoha by Temari's fan, one of the many women sunbathing.

Than when he flew back and landed into the middle of a river, which was populated by many woman swimming in scantily clad swimsuits, he was sent flying to the Sound Village after he had a massive nosebleed and contaminated the lake by Sakura and Ino.

At the Sound Village, he said hello to Orochimaru, and than buried his face inside the chest of Tsuya, who immediately sent him back to Konoha via airmail.

And here he was now, back in Konoha, very afraid to do anything perverted as of right now, for he was getting quite airsick through all the traveling he has done today.

Jiraya sighed again, maybe he'll start collecting data tomorrow or something, today just wasn't his day.

Jiraya pondered for a moment over the happenings of today, than he suddenly remembered a saying that seemed less than spiritual from Naruto.

"When everything seems to fail, eat some Ramen!"

Jiraya shrugged, what the hell, might as well buy some seeing as where he was.

"A bowl of Beef Ramen please," said Jiraya boredly as he grabbed a pair of chopsticks glumly and fiddled with it.

Suddenly a large shadow loomed in front of Jiraya. He looked up.

"How would you like the Beef in your Ramen? I recommend Meduim," said Ayame cheerfully.

Jiraya's eyes watered as he saw the cute Ramen waitress in a skimpy little skirt with a white apron on, smiling at him without a care in the world.

Jiraya's eyes twitched, oh no…he wasn't ready to go to Cloud Village right now. He started laughing.

"Heh heh…"

"Sir?" inquired a patiently waiting Ayame.

"Hah hah!"

"Um..sir…are you all right?"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" laughed out Jiraya deliriously. That was it! This was the line! No matter where he went, there was woman! Woman waiting to be goggled by him endlessly! The traveling cannot stop here! He must travel to other countries and villages! Find new information! This was it!

Jiraya kept on laughing as he suddenly groped the breasts of Ayame.

Ayame froze, a pervert was touching her boobs.

"BOOBIES!" cried out Jiraya happily as he pranced up and down, causing Ayame to shake.

Jiraya was clearly insane, and Ayame decided to help him by sending him to the mental institution of Cloud Village.

A swift kick, and once again Jiraya flew off into the sunset, clutching his manhood, laughing all the while about boobs and information.

Ayame watched him fly away, than turned around and pretended nothing has happened.

Note-Not my best work…I know…but spare meh…my brain hurts…so…forgive meh…I'll try to write up a decent special chapter on the jounins…maybe in the year 2008 or something…XDDDDDD