Author's Note- Yuppers, I'm continuing after realizing the vast difference between the popularity of this fanfic and my other one that I just started, Ideals, it's a shitty ass name, shitty ass prologue, and shitty ass plot, I'll continue it for the sake of feeling flames, but that is all, rawr!
Ramen Bowl 17
There is something that nobody has ever known about Itachi-sama since he was just a small little chibi anbu. Nobody has ever known about this, and if anybody ever found out, they would die. Horribly.
Itachi was a huge fan of ramen.
Yes, you heard right, a huge huge huge fan of ramen, even bigger than Naruto. But the secret was alone only to him, not even Kisame knew of this. He knew that once his enemies knew of his favorite weakness, it would mean the end of him, because the ones that feared and despised him would stop all the trading of ramen itself, and he suffer horribly, as would everybody in the world would.
Itachi you see, developed a very unhealthy habit for ramen at the young age of four, exactly at the time when he entered the academy for talented young ninjas. When he hit the age of six, it has not become just an unhealthy habit, it's become a hobby of eating and savoring the taste of ramen, also around the time when he graduated early from ninja school. Than when he hit eight, he realized that ramen was his addiction, and that nobody would ever take away that right from him, that he must have his daily supplement of fifty bowls a day. This was also when he became a chunnin.
His parents discussed this little problem over and over, but they didn't do much to get rid of the problem since their beloved older son was such an excellent ninja, so they decided that it wasn't much of a problem. But they also decided that they won't have the same problem with the younger son, Sasuke, and plotted to keep him away from ramen indefinitely.
Itachi heard this all fine and well and got extremely angry. He loved his little brother dearly, and he realized the only thing to do was the massacre the whole clan, as his parents had informed the whole clan of their idea to keep Sasuke away from ramen. Itachi, feeling murderous and very revolutionary at the moment, in one fell swoop, ended the Uchiha clan, only leaving himself and his younger brother.
When Sasuke returned, Itachi had expected him to be with joy to find that his older brother had brought him the joy of ramen. Alas, it did not go as well as he had planned, since Itachi did not have that steaming hot bowl of broth and noodles with him at hand, and the Ramen Bar was closed also at the moment. And poor young Sasuke was left to his wild imaginations. With nothing else better to do at the moment, Itachi discovered a new talent with his newfound Sharingan. He was originally planning on bringing the wonders of ramen to Sasuke with his eye, but since he was still untrained with it, brought him the wrong vision and scarred Sasuke horribly.
Itachi realized his mistake horribly and fled quickly, hoping to one day redeem himself with his younger brother one day, leaving some badly chosen words at the moment.
Itachi on his own in the wide wide world as a dangerous renegade ninja, could do nothing but join the infamous gang in which he is part of now to receive a steady yet well paying job to continue feeding himself off of the delicious wonder broth of ramen.
Now recently, Itachi has heard that Naruto was named as the number 1 ramen lover. Itachi decided that this cannot do, and researched upon this boy. Upon finding out that the boy was the 9 tailed demon, and also finding out that there were 8 other of these demons, he proposed to his leader to capture these demons, but also using it as an excuse to end the kitsune container for taking his title from him.
As of right now, we all know that Itachi is a ramen whore and freak. That is his only weakness. Now fear for your lives!
Author's note- wow, I think I did better than better, I could add more detail to this, but I'm to lazy right now, I could've also ended it better, but I'm also to lazy to do that, so sue meh! Rawr!