Hey guys! once again another chapy of Yuki! hehe. This chapter may not be politically corrrect, but it was till fun to write it.
anyway, enjoy and Review please! Reviews encourage me to write even more.
I do not own Naruo, only the plot of this story and the stuff I invented
Chapter 6: When groupies attack
We, Kakashi and I, walked down the streets of Konoha, headed to the market.
"So, what have you been up to till now?" I asked him.
"Maa, not much. The same old, same old."
"That doesn't surprise me one bit."
"Question?"
"Sure"
"How come you've never come to Konoha for one of your concerts?"
"I had that thought once, but my manager didn't want to."
"Oh? And why?"
"Apparently, he once gambled with Tsunade-sama. When he learned that she was the hokage, he put Konoha on the black list."
"oh… so I'm guessing she owes him money…"
"she owes him money…"
"Bbut he let you return to Konoha…"
"well yeah. I thought of returning earlier, but I had a contract that said I couldn't leave until some time… And the news about Orochimaru's return came to me to late…"
An awkward silence placed himself between us.
I turned my head to him and gave him a smile.
"But now, I'm back! I can only hope I can make tings better"
He gave me a smile back.
"Anyway, Speaking of your Pop Star courier, when will your fans know that you gave up?"
"Hmmmm, I gave a interview about a week ago. It should be arriving today here."
"Oh? And did you tell where you were headed?"
"Well yeah, I-"
And we heard shouts, shrieks and giggles a bit everywhere around us as we arrived in the market.
This is what I was able to understand from all the shouting.
"Eeeekkk! Yuki-neesan is coming to Konoha! I'm so excited!"
"Waaa! Yuki-chan is coming! This is the best day of my life! The Gods are with me"
"Nee, nee! Did you hear? Yuki's coming!"
Well yeah…
I blushed and pulled my hood more on my face.
"Ano… Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to tell them…"
"Yeah, don't rub it in…"
I looked around everywhere. Girls giggling, boys sobbing with joy, gushing… oh crap.
They were everywhere! Am I THAT popular?
"Aw man… Now how man I supposed to shop?"
"Maa, you could tell me what you need, and I'll go buy it."
"Honto? Ah, san ku (thanks) Kakashi!"
"No prob. So, what's first?"
"Um… well I need to buy some veggies, meet, milk and stuff like that. Things I couldn't bring in those boxes of mine."
"Ah, so that's what was in there. Maa, then we have to go to the grocery store."
"Hai!" I said in a singsong voice, and went into one of the stores.
An ordinary grocery store, which was Air Conditioned!
Waaaa… it feels so good. Crap, I wish I could take off this stupid damn hood of mine…
I tugged down Kakashi to my level. Hello! He's like… 181? HUGE.
"Ok, I'll get what I need, I'll give you the money and you pay, okay?"
He nodded and I took one of the baskets piled up on the floor.
I quickly picked out the stuff I needed. Not listing it down, because it's way to long
I checked the 'good until then' date on the milk carton. The last time I bought milk, it was past date and I had a HORRIBLE diaria. NOT want to go trough that again.
(Trust me, you want to LOOK at the expiring date BEFORE drinking your milk)
Hmmm… this one's good until 3 month or so… good enough.
I put it in my cart and looked at all the other products.
"Question: you know how to cook?" Kakashi leaned his head to say that to me
"Well duh!" I put back the egg carton and took another one "I'm 21. You think all I did until now was to eat fast food or go out for food or something?"
"No. But if I remember right, last time, you BURNED a fried egg."
I blushed like crazy. Oh the memory… I put back the egg carton and took another one and slammed it into my cart. "Do I have to make you remember that I was 12? Besides, you know very well that I'm no good in house hold chores."
"Cooking isn't a chore."
'ya know, he's right. Cooking isn't a chore…'
'hey! You're supposed to be on my side Ara-kun!'
'well he's telling the truth. How am I supposed to oppose that?'
"Oh rub it in why don't you?"
"Ok sure. When I was 6, I knew how to cook."
"Oh-oh. Isn't that because you're an so called genius?"
"If you say so."
Argh! Damn him! I gotta think of a better way to shut him up.
I finally I got everything, and we walked back to the cash register.
I passed Kakashi the basket and gave him my wallet. He better not steal from me.
Kakashi talked a bit with the cashier and placed all the things I needed to buy on the scanner.
Bip-bip
I looked around a bit more, and noticed a vending machine near the counter. I got closer and looked at the drinks there were.
Hmmm, Let's see…
Coke, Coca-cola, Pepsi, lemonade, crush, sake… oh. There's ginger ale to.
You may think, ginger ale, ew. But I like the stuff. It's really good.
Kakashi came next to me with the grocery bag in hand. Whoa, I bought a lot.
"what ya looking at?"
"The drinks, duh. Pass me my wallet, I'm gonna buy one. Want one to?"
He shrugged, "Sure." He leaned in closer to look closely at the selection of drinks.
He stuck his index on the glass "that one"
I followed the index line, it pointed at a cannet of cold Green tea.
"Green tea? Fine" He passed me my wallet, which was in his pocket.
I took out the needed coins and punched in my drink and his.
Cling-clang
Our drinks came out from the trap door on the bottom. I leaned down and took and drinks out and gave the Green tea to Kakashi.
"Thanks."
"No prob. Let's go."
As we passed in front of the cash register, I thanked the cashier for her time and went out the door.
In the street, I looked around a bit. The little fans were still there, but this time, with people wearing t-shirts and merchandise with my name on it.
Ex: I love Yuki T-shirt, Yuki flags, and caps with my face on them, Yuki badges and ect.
God, I never should have let my agent sell these stuff.
"Talk about being fanatic" I mumbled under my breath.
"Well they love ya. Give them a break."
I tugged down my hood even more. "I'm not even going to try to guess nor imagine what they would do if I ever take my hood off…"
"hmmm… We better get going then…" Kakashi mumbled and walked on down the street, away from the groupies…
As we walked along, we could still see some fans everywhere.
The first instinct that came to me, was to not attract attention, which I was doing with my hood…
Whispers could be heard when I passed.
Some people were like, 'is she okay?' and 'do you think she's Yuki?'
Well, this was going great… it's the first day that I'm back, and there's already a riot about me… how fantastic…
"I wonder why you're so popular…"
"do I know? I didn't even thought of becoming a singer in the first place!" I huffed to him, but more like a whisper
"… when do you think this'll end?"
"I don't know, but I hope soon"
When we reached a more residential part of town, more whispers were heard. No, this time, it wasn't about 'Yuki'.
No… this me… it was about Kakashi…
'Hey, isn't that Hatake Kakashi? Who's the girl next to him?'
'hatake-san's taken? Damn!'
'when did he get himself a koibito?(girl-friend or lover)'
'looks like one bachelor down in Konoha history!'
Ok… this is strange… I looked around. Girl's, who were far more prettier and bimboer then me looked at me with a death-glare or a hint of envy…
What's going on?
"um… Kakashi, is there something you didn't tell me about since I was gone..?
"hm? I don't think so… nothing much important-"
"KAKASHI-SAMA!" Came a shriek of a bunch of girls, cutting Kakashi off short.
"okay… maybe I did forget something…"he mumbled under his breath and turned around. I looked behind us, to see at my horror, one of her dreaded nightmares…
I bunch of girls very barbihish were running to us. I backed two or three steps away from Kakashi…
They were on him. Surrounding him and yelling questions at him.
The girls were really pretty. Big bust and trunk… also wearing clothes very sexy and showing. Groomed to perfection, the bimbos were totally all over Kakashi, asking questions that I managed to hear were:
'Kakashi-sama, when did you get a koibito?'
'How could you do this to us!'
'Who is she?'
'why her and not us?'
and so on…
I sweat dropped to the maximum level. What the hell… apparently… he did forget to tell me something… I judged by the girls squeaking and rubbing as much possible their bust… I conclude that this is his fan club!
"Girls please… calm down, let me explain!" Kakashi tried to calm them with not much success. I guess I should help him…
I sighed and put my middle finger and my thumb in my mouth and whistled very hard to get their attention, and I did
"Someone wants to explain to me what's going on?" I said to them, placing my hands on my hip. My hood was still in place, so I could face them without hesitation.
"Explain? YOU should be the one to explain!" one of them said, which had long blond hair.
"She's right! Who are you to dare be with Kakashi-sama without the accordance of the Hatake Kakashi fan club!" said one with flowing brown hair.
"Yeah! So why don't you take your hood off and show us your real face!" black hair girl shouted
In the shadows of my hood, my eye twitched… 'Accordance'? 'Hatake Kakashi fan club?'
"Since when does Kakashi needs accordance from anybody? I'm trying to stay polite, but you have no right to choose his life for him!" I shouted back at them
They let out of their perfect lip-sticked lips a sound of disagreement
"Then it is true! Kakshi-sama IS going out with a girl!" the blondy said "Why wasn't we informed of this?"
"I don't know. The 'Hatake times' didn't say anything about her!" said the black hair who was franticly going trough a paper in her bag.
My eye twitched. "The 'HATAKE TIMES'? What the hell is that!"
"Oh, don't you know? It's the weekly new paper that comes out on what Kakashi-sama is doing!" the brown one said. "if you don't know about this, you really don't deserve Kakashi-sama."
"Wow! I never said that we were going out! What gave you that idea?"
" You don't need to lie! Walking down the street with Kakashi-sama, going in the grocery store with Kakashi-sama, buying Kakashi-sama a drink and Kakashi-sama holding your grocery bag, it's so obvious!" Blondy said and pointed her nicely nail-polished red finger at me.
"Didn't it ever occur to you that Kakashi's my FRIEND?" I yelled at them.
Sorry, but when people accuse me like this, I get mad easily.
They scoffed at me "Of course! But you're not on the friends list of Kakashi-sama. Tell us who you are you-you player!"
'Player'? How can I be a player if I'm not going out with someone…
"Look ladies, it may look like Kakashi and I are going out, BUT it could never happen, 'cause his like my brother. So back off!"
They were in shock from the look on their faces. They backed off from one step. They all looked at Kakashi.
"Kakashi-sama, please explain to us who SHE is!"
He stayed in placed and blinked a few times.
He cleared his voice" maa… Ladies, I'd like you to meet Yuki. She's a… a distant relative that came and visit me." He said in a lazy voice. And what he said was a total lie.
"But, I never heard that you had a distance relative!" said blacky
"maa, that's because we didn't knew before… before Tsunade-sama went trough my file! Yeah, she looked trough it just a week ago. Top-secret and all…"
They all gave a 'oooooohhhh' from their perfect lips. Okay, I admit, that wasn't not so bad as a lie… he's getting better at this.
"oh, we're sorry Yuki-sama." Said the browny apologelitly to me. "We made a huge mistake! I hope you can forgive us."
Yuki-'sama'? ok…
"WE'RE SORRY YUKI-SAMA!" the girls said together, bowing to me.
Eh… they better lower their voice, or the groupies may come…
"ah, it's okay! But… what's with the honor name?"
"why, it's because you're a relative of Kakashi-sama! Somebody close to Kakashi-sama must be known as someone high. It's all written in the 'Hatake Kakashi-sama fan club rule book'!" blondy
"Ok…" I said and sweat dropped…
"Ah!" the girls said and ganged up around me, grabbing my hand into theirs and gushing all over me "How lucky you are Yuki-sama! Being able to be so close up to Kakashi-sama! How we envy you."
Mega-sweat-drop. Geez… they remind me of my own fan club…
"Um… thanks? Uh… we better be going!" trying to jerk my hands out of their grip, but getting myself clawed my their nail polished hands instead.
They were all trying to look at my face from the shadow of my hood. Uh-oh…
"Nee… you look familiar… Where have you seen you before Yuki-sama…"
Little back talks about that went trough the group. Uh-oh…
"Err… Nonsense! I've never met you guys! Um, could you let me go?"
"Yuki-neesama, could you take your hood off?"
"Yeah! I want to see how you look like!" they all said
"Um, I prefer not taking it off, thank you…" I said and looked at Kakashi.
Some girls who were what looked like, trying to ask him out on a date, occupied him. He's not going to be much of help.
Someone tried to grab my hood from my back.
"Hey! Don't touch the hood, you hear!" I snarled
"aww, come on Yuki-sama! We just want to see at what you look like!"
"NO! Kakashi, get your perverted butt over here!" I screamed
As he was going to accept a letter from one of the girls, which I must say are VERY cute, he returned his attention to me.
"hey, let got of that!" I said, pulling down my hood on my face.
I blinded myself by shoving the hood on my face. Grreaattt. Nice going Yuki, this is sooooo helping you.
Before I even could notice, someone took me in his arms and held me bridal style and I was lifted in the air and landed back down still in the arms of a stranger.
"Kakashi! My youthful rival, how lucky you re to have so many blooming flowers over you!"
Hey… I know that voice, and that weird way to talk…
"It seems like you have gotten yourself a beautiful flower. How lucky you are! Ahhhh! You are really my ultimate rival!"
"did you say something Gai?"
"UG! How cool you are Kakashi, acting as if you didn't hear anything!"
yup… it's Maito Gai… (Actually, it's Might Guy. But with the Japanese accent it sounds like Maito Gai.)
"maa… we better get going then. Good-day ladies." I heard him say and the answer of the group of girl shouting back to him their good-byes and farewells.
I felt Gai jumping again, jump, jump, jump…..
All this jumping is like if someone was rocking me to sleep, as if I was still a baby…
I shouldn't go to sleep. Not now anyway… Gotta stay awake… gotta stay awake…
'it's no use. You've used to much energy coming here… You've missed 2 days of sleep, don't forget that.'
'Ara-kun, you're not helping me…'
'don't worry child. Go to sleep, I'll keep watch.'
'sight', ok Ara-kun… I trust you…'
Slowly and slowly, and slipped into the reality to dream land…
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