Hell ppl! long time no see nor ... update. hehe sorry...
Some people may think this chap is WEIRD, but I'm fine with it, cuz i think it's weird to.
Don't know if someone consoider this as a bad thing, but... ASMUA'S DEAD! NNOOOOO ... That's why i added a little Love scene to dedicate the love Asuma and Kurenai shared...
we'll miss you Asuma-san...
Yuika
Troublesome times
"Oh! So that's what happened!" exclaimed Gai.
Kakashi had explained to Gai what had happened since the little misadventure from the meeting of the Yuki fan club and of his own.
Yuki was curled up like a bundle of joy on Gai's back as they were jumping on roof top on roof top to get to Kakashi's apartment, which was way more closer then Yuki's.
"Ah… Thinking that my little Yuki-chan grew up to be such a hit!" Gai exclaimed
Kakashi, still holding close to him the grocery bag, glanced at Gai "Your Yuki? Since when did she became yours?"
"Ah my rival Kakashi, did your youth blind you of the obviousness of the love and affection Yuki-chan gave me? Since she was little, she always gave me that look!"
"Which look? The look she gave you the first day you started to wear those spandex of yours or the look when se saw you humiliate yourself after you lose one of our challenges?" Kakashi snickered
Gai's eyes started to bug out as he heard that "Oh! Your so cool come back hurts me Kakashi! But no matter! I was talking about the glittering sparkles of passion that lighten up every time Yuki-chan saw me train and when I talked to her with my charm!" Gai gave him one of his known nice guy smiles.
The shine of his teethes made Kakashi wince. Gods, what does he do to them? Feels like he polishes them or something…
"Speaking of which, has Yuki-chan been to her house?"
"Hmm? Ah… yeah. She seemed really impressed. If she was awake right now, she would probably saying thanks to you…"
"YES! It is the energy of youth that gave me the strength! I was imagining the reward that awaited me after finishing! Ah yes…."
(a little insert of what Gai thought was a 'reward')
A happy smiling Yuki in a sparkling background for some reason, stood in front of Gai.
"Gai-kun! Thank you so much for cleaning the house for me! I never thought you had so much youthful energy in you!"
One Gai in a good-guy-pose, his teethes sparkled
"You shouldn't think so little of my man-power Yuki-chan! My spring of youth is still very fruitful!"
Yuki clasped her hands together and gave him a wink
"Well, What could I do to repay you?"
A little blush appeared on Gai's cheeks
"Well… Maybe a little kiss on the cheek would do…"
A little blush appeared on her's to. A little shy look replaced the smile
"Oh… Of course! But… I don't know if it would be proper for what you've done… " She squished her index fingers together (Think about Hinata when she's really shy. Haha)
"wh-what if I give you a kiss on the lips instead?"
Gai's face turned red
"That's so daring of you Yuki-chan! You sure you want to?"
"I would if you want to … G-A-I-K-U-N." She stretched his name with a little sensually. (Can't believe sensual exist in English. I thought it would only work in French. Haha…)
The cute faced Yuki approached Gai bit by bits. "Gai-kun…" came the name from her pink sweet lips…
(Back to reality and NO I will not write what happens just next, I'll let you perverted freaks what happen next (speak for yourself!: Shiaru). I DO NOT want to get the picture of someone actually KISSING Gai on the lips…EXCPECIALLY MY LITTLE YUKI!)
Still imagining the scene of his 'reward' (LIKE THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN YOU WEIRDO), Gai closed his eyes and sighed
"OH! Yuki-chan, your blossoming beauty is intoxicating! Thinking of all the mans who would love to share a moment with you! But fear not, I Maito Gai will be there to protect you!" he said to Yuki, which was still sleeping.
And for some reason that destroys the law of reality, a background of wave clashing on a hill was seen, with Gai with his good-guy pose…
Just to tell you, with his good-guy pose, Gai has to use BOTH HANDS for it. One for his thumb-up and the 'hip' look on his well, hip.
Now, like I said, the laws are reality is destroyed, but NOT the laws of PHYSICS. Now, Our Gai was holding onto out Yuki by holding onto her legs… with his HANDS. What would happen if he would let go, and he was still JUMPING?
Well, if a penny in your pocket slip out of your pocket, and you're walking, what would happen…
YES! For the INTELLIGENT people in this World, YUKI FELL.
In horror and slow-motion, one horrified Gai and another shocked Kakashi saw fall like a lifeless rag doll, their 'adored' Yuki fall from the roof tops, which I must remind you people, is like 50 meters above the ground…
'NOOOO YUKI-CHAN!!!' thought the horrified Gai, trying to grab for her
'She'll die if she falls this high!' was the thought of the shocked and ready to kill Gai, Kakashi.
They all tried to grab her, or just a hold of her clothes or whatever. Yuki was just falling freely in the air, not much knowing nothing going on around her.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a figure grabbed her just a few meters before she hit the ground.
Kakashi and Gai quickly jumped down and looked at the savior of the little Pop Star.
"Jeez, you guys always make such a racket. So, you snatched yourself another girl Kakashi?" said the one holding Yuki, in his normal low voice.
Sarutobi Asuma
"What have you guys done this time?" said a feminine voice next to him
Yuuhi Kurenai
Kakashi and Gai ran up to Asuma, mumbling things like 'are you okay?' 'God you're so stupid!' 'Why did I let go??'
"Whoa, peace guys, peace. Continue like that, and WE'LL fall to the ground!" Asuma moved away from the two worry-sallies.
They backed off just a little and sighed, which clearly showed their concern. Kurenai approached Asuma and looked at the girl in his arms (Yuki).
"hmm… looks pretty enough. Why is she wearing a hood over her head? It's hot out." She reached for the object in question. AS she was going to pull it off, Gai jumped on her, screaming:
"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
K-PLAFF.
Two Jounins down on the floor. How awkward. Kurenai down, back against the floor and Gai just above her, both hands next to each sides of the female Genjutsu user.
Before Gai could get back to his senses, a death aura was above him and Asuma appeared.
"Gaaaiii… HANDS-OFF!" he threw the unconscious Yuki in the air and dove at Gai for the kill.
Before she could fall to the ground again, Kakashi caught her and held her bridal style. The grocery bag was now abandoned on the ground, inches away from his feats.
He watched carefully the fight, until he herd Yuki whisper something in her sleep.
What the…
"So, she really is back huh… No wonder her fans were going crazy today!" Kurenai chuckled watching the little Yuki curled up in a bundle once more, but this time strapped to Kakashi's back. The grocery bag was now safely placed in Kurenai's arms.
Because Gai and Asuma wouldn't stop fighting, Kurenai had to grab them by a ear to make them stop. After forcing them at apologizing to each other, they decided to walk together back to their apartment. (Actually, they re-started to jump to roof to roof, 'cause people were starting to stare at them.)
"Jeez, you couldn't have just TOLD me instead of jumping at me Gai." She said again and smirked.
" Sorry, but there was no time! Yuki-chan's beautiful face might have been reviled before I could warn you!" Gai exclaimed, rubbing his now sore cheek from Asuma's punch. Who knew he could hit so hard!
"Well you could said stop ya idiot." Asuma sighed. He took out a cigarette from his front pocket and jammed it in his mouth, not bothering to light it up.
"Maa… at least she didn't get exposed in front of all those fans… I don't want to imagine what would have happened if ever she did!" Kakashi shrugged off, being absolutely careful not to let go of the ex-pop star strapped to his back.
"Well anyway, better get her home."
"Better not. It's already really suspicious if a group of Jounins is jumping around town as it is. If we do get her home, then her fans might find out where she lives…"
"Nice thinking… so where are we going like this again?" Asuma asked, munching at his cigarette
"to my apartment. My fan club thinks that Yuki's my cousin. So if they see me going there, they won't suspect a thing." Kakashi mumbled
"Ah… well then better hurry. Don't know how much longer she'll be sleeping no?"
"Yeah…"
"Thanks for the help guys." They were in front of Kakashi's apartment door.
"Sure thing. Call us if you need anything." Asuma said and turned around to leave.
"Better not do anything 'funny' Kakashi, o I'll report I to Tsunade-sama." Kurenai warned him and went by Asuma and ready to leave, giving Kakashi the grocery bag.
"KAKASHI MY ETERNAL RIVAL! You better take good care of Yuki-chan while she is in her beauty sleep." Gai gave him his nice guy pose, which was very creepy at the least.
" 'Sigh' fine, fine. Well see ya."
"Bye" they all waved to him and left for their own apartment.
When they were all gone, Kakashi opened the door to his house and slid in, one Yuki on his back and one grocery bag barely in his hands.
She walked to his bedroom, with Yuki still curled up in his arms, and laid her down on his bed, covers over.
He looked at her peaceful looking face and caressed her cheek.
"It's really been a long time, hasn't it? ... You know, I-I really missed you..." he said, not being herd by the one those words was dedicated to.
He walked out of the room to the kitchen, grabbing the grocery bag in the way.
Better put the food in here before it starts to rot... as he was putting the food in, he re-thought of the words Yuki said in her sleep...
"You know, you DIDN'T have to jump on him." Kurenai scolded
"Well we never know what he could or would have done! You know very well Gai's an weirdo." Was Asuma's pouting reply
"Oh boy, aren't we being a little 'possessive'." She mused at him.
"..."
After escorting Kakashi to his apartment, Kurenai and Asuma finally go back to their date as planned, BEFORE they rescued Yuki from a downfall to hell.
'I know he was only trying to protect me, but he sure can be the jealous type! Well, at least this shows that he loves me...' Kurenai thought. A little self-conscious smile took place on her red lips.
"What are you smiling about." Asuma more demanded then asked.
"Oh nothing!" she said and gripped onto his arm as a couple would "Nothing at all my big jealous teddy bear."
A blush appeared on Asuma's cheeks. He scratched his nose in embarrassment.
"Love you" Kurenai said, giving him a kiss on the cheek.
"Love you two..." Asuma said, finally smirking and giving her a loving kiss on the lips...
this chap was partially dedicated to ASuma et Kurenia-sensei...
may you rest in peace Asuma-sensei...