Taku: I have been updating on Thursdays because I have work on Fridays. I just realized this...I've been one day behind like...the past month I feel so stupid now...anyways this chapter is hopefully going to bring smiles to your faces!

Naruto: -Walks into room- Hiya everyone!

Taku: Stupid, you weren't supposed to show up yet! What are you doing?

Naruto: But I thought you said Sasuke-kun was going to be here for training?

Sasuke: -walks in room with hands behind his back and a smirk on his face- Hn?

Taku: You guys are fucking everything up! -sigh- well...just don't kill me at the end of the chapter please.

Both Sasuke and Naruto: What happens?

Disclaimer: I don't own 'But It's Better If You Do', Panic! At the Disco does and bless them heavily for it!

WARNING: This chapter deals with something adult related! Involves sexual conduct, do not like then DO NOT read. Although if you've made it this far in the story then I shouldn't be telling you this. ENJOY! .

Chapter 4- But It's Better If You Do

Our eyes widen in shock and the kiss in all lasts five seconds. It is a total accident I'm sure. Fucking loser can't keep his balance. He has given me my first kiss though! My dreams-well...a very small part of them-have been fulfilled. I, on the outside look shocked as hell and about ready to kill the dobe, but on the inside I'm melting. It's too bad there are people around otherwise I'd like to take this farther. Well, there's also the fact he's straight.

I pull away and pretend to gag. "Na...Naruto, I'm gonna murder you!"

"Poison! My mouth has been-eh? Sa-Sakura-chan?" Naruto stammers as Sakura and half of my fanclub approach him. I stop my faking and look up in suspense. "N-no, it was a mistake! I lost my footing!"

Poor Naruto tries to explain to her. Thirty seconds later he's got his head in his arms on the desk with numerous bumps and bruises all over.

"Wh-why, Sakura-chan? I'm always he one getting hurt..."

"That's because you're always doing something stupid...dobe." I answer his rhetorical question with my famous Uchiha smirk. Why am I always such a dick? I mean...I really like him yet I treat him like shit.

He becomes furious while all the girls sigh heavily. Where the fuck is Iruka-Sensei?

"Shut up, Teme!" Naruto barks back, pointing a finger. "When I become Hokage I'll have you remove that massive stick from up your ass first! That way you won't be so angsty and emo. Then you can truly realize how great I am!" He finishes with his 'I'm so much better than you' grin.

"Hn? Say something Usuratonkachi?" I ask innocently (Taku: yeah right...), countering his grin with my 'Fuck you I'm hot and can have you beaten up' sneer.

Finally, Iruka-Sensei comes in to the classroom. Now we can hurry up and get the hell out of here! I need to go home and take care of...my "problem" soon.

"Sorry class, I had to finish grading papers and then I got caught up on my way here by a big-" Iruka-Sensei is rudely, but thankfully cut off by Naruto. I swear I knew he was gonna say something like Kakashi.

"Oi, don't lie! You come here and say all these weird excuses! What's going on Iruka-Sensei?"

"Isn't it obvious? He's getting it from my foster dad, Kakashi-san. They've been fucking for the past three years now. They woke up late most likely and had a quickie before school here." I reply to Naruto's question with a dominating smirk over Iruka on my face and a gleam in my narrowed eyes.

Meanwhile, with every word I had said, Iruka-Sensei kept getting redder and redder with every word. It's all true though. I've heard them making love at home on more then several occasions. Although back then they had said a bunch of random excuses for the noises and constant washing of sheets.

Finally, I realized what's been going on by walking in on them by "accident" last week. I hadn't heard any sounds so I didn't knock on Kakashi's door an walked right in. I knew they had been dating, but the thought of sex never really crossed my mind. I still feel like gagging every time I remember what I had seen. Iruka-Sensei...hands tied above his head by his hitai-ate, his feet...each one tied to a different bed post so his legs were spread far apart. Kakashi-san on top of him, with his hand on his arousal and his own at the ready at Iruka's entrance.

They both were looking at me and the massive blood pouring out of my nose. Quickly, I had zoomed out of the room when I registered what the hell had been going on. For the next two days shades of red were on all of our faces and they never left. The two adults had a deeper cheek color than my own. From now on I will always knock on his door.

"Right...well...erm...thank you Sasuke for-"

"Oh my god gay lovers being announced on having sex? I love yaoi!" Sakura and Ino shout out at the same time.

I rub my temples and flick my eyes shut. Those two will be the death of me...if not Naruto. Thank god Kiba hasn't-"

My thoughts are interrupted almost on cue as Kiba speaks up. Ugh, I spoke too soon. Now he's gonna make some gay joke...

"Um...Iruka-Sensei, can I stay after and talk to you about something?" he asks somewhat hesitantly with a small pink glow on his face. What the fuck is this? Dog lover has a secret?

"...er...sure, Kiba. Ahem...now then. If there aren't' going to be an more interruptions, I'd really like to get this over with before sunset."

"Why, so you and Kakashi can go do it again? Have you tried doggy-style yet? Who's uke! Is it-"

"ENOUGH NARUTO! If...-cough- if you were still in the academy here I'd give you three detentions for that! Luckily for us both you graduated and Kakashi-Kun and mines sex life is our own business. Ok everyone, moving on. Today I will be announcing your three person teams. You each will have a Jonin as a "guide" to help on missions, training, and to view how you work together overall. Any objections?" Iruka-Sensei asks timidly, still trying to get over that little episode a few minutes ago.

Of course our one and only speaks up. God I want him on my team! That'd be great to start off with. From there on up I'd work myself into his system to where he'll want-no need me.

"As long as I'm not put on Sasuke-Teme's team I'm fine." He laughs with eagerness. My stomach churns. Two can play this game.

"Same goes for me. I don't need some dobe like Naruto on my team to hold me back." I chuckle teasingly.

He turns around to ace me, looking past Sakura, who somehow made her way inbetween my Naruto-Chan and sat her pink-haired ass next to me, and met my eyes. His and mine lock and a static-like tension flares for a few seconds before I turn my head and scoff.

"Baka."

"Teme!"

"Usuratonkachi."

"Ou-"

"Cut it out you two! Everyday it's the same crap. Give it a rest already. So mendokuse." Shikamaru cuts in with his seemingly bored voice.

"Thank you Shikamaru. Seriously, can you two be quiet for five minutes?" Iruka-Sensei asks with a 'You're gonna be in trouble' look on his face.

"...Hai..." I say back lazily.

"..."

"Naruto?"

"..."

"Naruto?"

"..."

"NARUTO!"

"Yes, yes already!"

"Finally, what is with you today?"

"I'm just pumped up! Come on, come on already! Who's my Jonin and whose on my team?" Naruto wails impatiently.

"Wait a few minutes, I have to read down the list." Iruka-Sensei says bluntly, pulling a clip-board off his desk and sticking it under his nose.

Naruto is so cute when he's pouting. Hell, he's cute anyway, but the way he acts...so childish yet so...enticing! I must make him mine. My life won't be complete without him. That and killing Itachi. Bastard...

In no time at all, Iruka-Sensei reaches Naruto's team.

Team seven consists of...Uzumaki Naruto. Haruno Sakura."

"YATTA!" Naruto cries and jumps up.

"And Uchiha Sasuke." Naruto crumples into a heap back on his seat.

"But how-"

"Dobe...please don't go there. I know exactly what you're going to say. I agree almost. Just deal with it. We both have to." I quickly say before said blonde gets us in trouble.

Reluctantly he slides back into his chair with another pout. I seriously need to get home. Every time I look at him I seem to get harder. How is that possible? It feels like my pants are about to rip open.

Iruka finally finishes announcing everything and tells us to head home and be back by three pm to meet our new Sensei. It's now two pm, that gives me plenty of time. I walk casually out of the room in the sea of others, making my way home. Arriving at my house and stepping inside I realize-and thank god- that Kakashi-san (Taku: soon to be sensei XP) isn't home.

By the time I reach my bedroom door my shorts are unzipped and unbuttoned. I enter my room, pulling my shorts down hurriedly while closing and locking my door. I don't want Kakashi to walk in on me masturbating. That'd be almost as bad as when I walked in on him. My shorts and boxers are now off, discarded on the floor with my shirt next to my bed.

Lying down, I stroke myself with my right hand gingerly while putting two fingers into my mouth. As I stroke myself at a steady pace I coat my fingers with as much saliva as possible. Moans slip past my fingers out into the open. I really need this release. I take my fingers out and move them inbetween my spread legs at my puckered entrance. My other hand is now at my mouth. After I gather a little bit more, I spit into my hand and then bring it back down to my erection.

My hand smears my hardened penis in my slick, cool saliva as I begin to strake myself once again. I push one finger into myself and grunt at the uncomfortable, new feeling. Still, I move it in and out a few times while I slowly increase my pace working my erection. When I insert the second finger I stop my movements and shift slightly as a groan escapes my lips.

It is very uncomfortable. Maybe I entered them it too soon? I had just gotten used to the first one being inside me. As I continue to move my fingers in, out, and around my anus I start to jerk myself off at a faster pace this time. Suddenly, as my fingers go dep inside me they hit a bundle of nerves that wash my body with pleasure.

I can't help but cry out and arch my back. The name I cry out is Naruto's. I will never submit to him though. He will be the uke if we ever get together. Which I hop we will (Taku: maybe...gah, I'm so evil XD). My fingers hit that spot again and I speed up my movements. I spit into my hand again to lubricate my erection again. My thumb runs over the head everytime I go up. As I go down my fingers wrap themselves around my shaft tightly, as if squeezing it. I match my thrusts into my ass with my strokes and am soon sweatier than before and near climax.

"Nngg...Na..Naruto! Oh god yes! Naruto, fuck me harder!" I cry out unable to keep quiet any longer.

I roll my thumb over the head and hit my spot one more time before releasing my cum all over my hand and chest. Before getting up I pull out my fingers. When I get to my door I listen to make sure Kakashi isn't home yet. No sounds are heard so I open the door, still naked and cum covered.

"That must've been some masturbation session, Sasuke. If only I could have been in there watching. Sounds like I could teach Iruka-chan some new things." Kakashi says with an arched eyebrow and his eye closed, meaning he's smiling contently under that mask. "So...when did you get a crush on Naruto? And who is he?"

Taku: Yes well..ahem review and see you all again next week! -starts to walk away-

Naruto: Wait! What the fuck just happened?

Sasuke: I just-

Taku: NO! He's still too naive to know! Especially since he doesn't know you just masturbated to a fantasy of him.

Naruto: WHAT!

Sasuke: Smooth job there Taku.

Taku: ...yeah well anyways what's with the dress you're hiding there Sasuke?

Naruto: -still freaking out- WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, Sasuke! GIRLS ARE OUR ESSENCE! BOOBS, GIRLS!

Sasuke: -sigh- shut up dobe! You won't act like this in the bedroom, I won't let you.

Naruto: -stops running in circles and cocks head to face Sasuke- What...did you...j-j-just say?

Sasuke: See this -pulls school girl outfit from behind his back- this is your new outfit around the house.

Taku: Ah...well I'm going to leave you two alone for a while and scout out Kiba. Don't be too harsh with him Sasuke.

Naruto: What the hell is wrong with you two?

Sasuke: Everyone, don't forget to review. Naruto get back here! -runs after Naruto with dress in hand-

Taku: Well he took that pretty good, ne? Do what Sasuke said and please don't forget to review! Now where the hell did Kiba run off to? -Walks away in some random direction in search of Kiba-