-1A/N:OMFG everyone I am SO SO SO sorry!!! I went through a lot of shit. I punched a hole in my wall and then moved outta my dads house. Then I didn't have a computer at my moms so I had to use the library to check my emails and crap. The way they have their system set up I couldn't update there…so after a really long wait I hope I still get-
Naruto: Walks in gasping Yo….you….you sonofabitch! You left me and Sasuke alone for over a month!!!
Taku: Confused expression on face Um…why is that bad? I thought you woulda liked it.
Sasuke: Runs in, also gasping Naruto! Why aren't you in the outfit I bought you? It's been a month, I'm dying over here!
Taku: drops head Can we please not mention that word? My boyfriend's in the hospital for something pretty bad. So...why don't you two go back to your room and get busy while I keep writing?
Naruto: freaks out BUT THIS TEME'S GONNA RAPE ME!!!
Sasuke: Grabs Naruto from behind and slowly pulls him out of the room Baka, it's not rape if the victim is willing…
Taku: Well then, while those two love birds have their fun why don't I get back to the story. I honestly don't remember the next few chapters. But if they suck, lemme know so I can redo them. They do get kinda repetitive cause it starts off with-well…you'll see. XD enjoy
WARNING: Do not attempt to eat vicidin for bad purposes, such as getting high. It's fun yes, but it's bad for your body. This is sorta based off actual events and I wouldn't like for anyone to go out and do this stuff.
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto then Kiba would be mine day and night and I'd have him…well my fantasies belong to me only so lets just say Kishimoto-Sensei owns the whole thing, kay? Except the story here. 100 percent mine!
Chapter 7: Happy Birthday To You, pt. 1
Outside the shop it's a little bit lighter and more people wander the streets. Aimlessly they search, or at least that's how it looks. In my hands, a small box resides wrapped in golden gift paper. I really hope Naruto will like these and forgive me… I think, walking towards my home.
After I walked into the shop it took an additional half-hour to get outside. Had to have something special done to his gift. Up ahead I see a bright yellow head of spikes. Since Naruto is the only person in Konoha with that bright head of his he isn't hard to tell apart other people from.
Quickly I slink myself into the nearest store. Through the crowd of people I see the blonde spikes appear closer and closer to the particular shop I'm in. Has it ever seemed to happen that you go somewhere and karma feels like picking on you and sends the person you like or love right into that same place? Well it's happening to me! Kiba is with him. Kiba? I thought the two couldn't stand each other. Did they finally stop acting like children and learn to play nice?
They keep getting closer until finally they have it to where I'm forced to hide away from view. A chime signals that the door opened. Fuck…make it look like you're tying your shoe, Sasuke.
"Sasuke?" I turn my whole body and get up then put my hands behind my back to hide Naruto's gift. A very annoyed look displayed on my face.
"Kiba? Naruto? When did you two start getting along?" I ask Kiba back, trying to keep away from-
"Why were you crouching down on the floor?" Naruto giggles. Wait, giggles? Why is he so giddy?
"No reason. I thought my shoe was untied so I bent down to tie it. I reply smugly. "Oh," I pull out a quarter from my pocket and stretch out my hand to give it to Naruto. "This is for you. I saw it earlier and it reminded me how much you like shiny things."
"Oh ha, ha! Make fun of the one time I spaced out looking at a coin." Naruto snaps back.
"Hey now you two, keep it clean. We are in public after all." Kiba steps in between us.
"Go to hell dog-breath. It's this dobe's fault he's in my business." I spit back glaring, in a really bad mood now. Can't I ever be nice?
"Your…? I asked why you were crouching on the floor! Is it a crime to ask questions these days? Well sorry I didn't get the memo!" Naruto shouts at me and pulls on Kiba's arm. "Come on koi, lets go." he says before they walk out.
Somewhere in all that the shop keeper had started listening to the conversation. I can practically hear his remark coming.
"Something you wanna say?" I ask, just about ready to break something.
"Not really. I don't see why you're getting all worked up for that little queer boy. You can probably take him. I wonder who the butch and bitch is between him and the stupidly dressed brunette is." he chuckles to himself.
What did that sonofabitch just say to me? Note. To. Self. Burn down…whatever place this is. I think, walking out in a hurry before I kill that man. My mind ponders what the man had meant until I turn the corner, heading home with Naruto's gift held tightly in my right hand. There, a good three yards ahead of me they stand. Holding each other. Not by hugging either. Naruto has his arms wrapped snuggly around Kiba's waist, while Kiba coils his arms around Naruto's neck. Passionately kissing. I stand here, watching the scene with my whole body trembling. After what seems like forever they break apart and continue walking, hand in and, and receiving glares from fellow villagers.
I feel sick. Weak. Hurt. Damn near ready to pass out. Finally it hits me. What the man meant back there. The thing Naruto said to Kiba before they left. "Come on koi, lets go.". It rings in my head over and over. Amazingly enough I wind up in my room in what seems like seconds. The clock on my wall says not that much time has passed by, but I definitely didn't get here in a few seconds. I must have walked…no stumbled my way home. After what I just saw there's no way I could walk right. What the-when did I start crying? The tears streaking my cheeks as they roll down from my eyes. To stifle my sobs I put my head face down in my pillow. Yet again I black out.
It is sometime later when I awake. Still face down too. I lift my head up and see my tear-stained pillow. Earlier really did happen. My head is throbbing and my chest is clenched so tightly that it feels like I can barely breathe. Not my chest, my heart more specifically. God knows how long it's been since I've felt like this. I get up to get something for my head. Going into my desks top drawer by the computer, I rustle through it's contents until I find what I'm looking for. There's not much use left, I should stop. It only helps for so long.
The item in my hand is a small bottle. Inside it are four pills. Vicidin. I've been taking them for about three months now. Kakashi has no idea, thankfully. These aren't exactly as weak as Tylenol. Every time I get some sort of pain, these little bad boys take quick care of it. Though, will they take care of heartache? The recommended dose is half, or one full pill (a/n: pussies…). Usually that's all I take. However, this time I pop two into my mouth. Swallowing them without water is so hard. It gets done though. Sitting down on the edge of my bed, I check the time. Unable to read it right, I rub the sleep from my eyes. It's 7:13 pm. So I slept the day away. Big fucking deal. Like Kakashi will care I missed one training session.
I stand up and fumble with my doorknob. Why won't you open!? my mind yells. Oi, my headaches gone finally. In fact, I don't feel anything on the inside. What about the outside?? To see if I can feel anything I let go of the doorknob and slap myself. Hard. Right across the face. Nope, nothing. A hic-up like sound escapes my throat. Then another, and then a few more. What the….am I giggling? Heh, it's fun! My mind says as I sink to my knees in a fit of laughter. Why cant' I control myself? Wait…what did…Oh what was his name say!? Wasn't it that shy girls friend? No…her cousin. Neji? Yeah, woo-hoo I got his name right!!! More laughing follows this. Out of nowhere the door clicks open. I freeze and stand up lazily. Slowly I pull the door all the way open. Well, until it creaks. Then I close it slightly and pull it back so it creaks again. Laughing starts back up as I do this three or four more times. Whose counting, right?
Then the door forcefully gets pushed open. It hit's the wall with a semi-loud 'thud' and all goes quiet. As best as possible. Both hands cover my laughing mouth to try and muffle it. Kakashi stands before me with a mildly amused look on his face. Oh my god he isn't wearing his mask!! For once I see the full scar that runs down his left cheek. He steps into my room with his arms folded across his chest.
"What's so funny, Sasuke?" he asks amazed most likely at my behavior. I can't really blame him now can I? How often do I laugh? Like…NEVER!
Before I can answer none other than Iruka pokes his head in from the side of the frame. "Hey Sasuke, I'm over just so you know." he says with a cheerful smile.
My eyes bulge out and I fall to the floor in yet another raging fit of laughter. Through teary eyes I look up at Kakashi to see his now somewhat worried face. Again he speaks.
"Sasuke! What the hell is wrong with you today!?!" He practically yells.
As best I can, I put a sentence together for him. "I…I-I laugh I op-op laughs opened-hee- th-th-t-the door. Laughs The-then-did you kn-hee hee- kn…ow do I -is in laughs door?" I reply thinking that it all made perfect sense.
"Um…yes. Why is all this so funny?" Kakashi asks, looking down at me.
"The door…-hee hee-…wouldn't open. Then out of nowhere giggle it opens and poof!! There you and Iruka are!"
"Sasuke, Iruka went back downstairs before you collapsed on the floor again."
In disbelief I shakily rise to y feet and look behind Kakashi. Once again my eyes grow huge. "Oh my god! He's just like the cat thingy from that one movie!!" I call out.
"What movie?" He questions.
"The one with…um the caterpillar, girl named Alice, talking flowers oh-and, and it's in Wonderland!" I say triumphantly folding my arms and smiling smugly.
"Do you mean the Cheshire cat from 'Alice in Wonderland'?"
"YEAH!!! Woo, go Kakashi-san!"
It becomes quiet for a few seconds. One of those awkward silences that I can't tell is awkward. Kakashi, being totally serious-I think- turns around and jumps.
"What the hell was that about?" I ask.
"There went the rabbit! Down the stairs, just now! Didn't you see! I must catch him fast!" Kakashi says before running out the door.
Quickly, I throw myself out the door and call out to him. "NO! Don't stall him, he's late for a very important date! AND WITH THE QUEEN!!!" I walk back into my room silently. Closing the door I hop back onto the bed.
After a few moments something hits me. Why did I try and open my door? I know it was something important. Shoot! If only that damned Kakashi hadn't shown up! Inward sigh Oh well, he's after the silly wabbit now. Right after I think this something else hits me. I jump back up and throw open my door.
"HEY!! TELL HIM THAT TRIX ARE FOR KIDS AND THAT I WANT MINE BACK!!! THE LITTLE RAT BASTARD ATE ALL MINE BEFORE I COULD THIS MORNING!!!!!!" I shout out into the rest of the house before closing my door and gracefully falling onto my bed. More like a leap and half landing on it and half falling off. To me, right now, it's graceful.
My eyes close. All I can see is Naruto. Naruto at the river, bridge, Ichiraku's, in those pictures with me, Sakura, and Kakashi. And kissing Kiba. I feel myself shoot up and my eyes open fiercely. On my windowsill sits a picture of the four of us after a tough mission (a/n the one of all of them from the series). I walk over to it and take it out of the frame. A light breeze flies through my window. It's always open to keep my room fairly cold. Iruka and Kakashi are always keeping this place heated like we're in Egypt or something. Holding the picture at arms length, I rip it. Right down the middle. Then into a bunch of littler pieces. On my way back to my bed I glance at the calander-slash-clcok-slash-radio hanging on my wall. It's electric and tells the temperature too. It reads October ninth.
Heh…tomorrow it's Blondie's birthday. Blondie…funny name. Ever since I took those pills I've been sleepy as fuck. This never happens when I take only one. Must be because I took an extra. The next thing I know my head hit's a part of my bed. Right after I drag a pillow to me, I fall asleep. Almost instantly I hear Kakashi's voice and shaking me awake.
A/N: Like I said before: I am so sorry about the late update but some drama put me threw some fucked up shit. Oh, um…for those who've read 'Enduring Pain' I regret to inform you-possibly for a second time?-that this isn't exactly connect. Sasuke and Naruto aren't gonna have sex for the first time when they're fourteen. I'm gonna kinda speed up that process. XD thanks to everyone whose waited for me to update and reviews!!!! I owe you all lots of huggles!! Where the fuck did Naruto a- "Ohh….god yes. Right-Sasuke…." O.o ok then…I need to go get….um….er…milk! I have to go now and get milk….and to go get some vodka…