-1Taku: Hello again!

Naruto: Hiya!

Sasuke: Hey everyone…

Taku: We're all here…for once…it seems that I can never keep these two in the same room unless…well you know.

Sasuke: It's not my fault the spaz next to you doesn't know how to control his energy level.

Naruto: Oi! I can too control…oh look a shiny new nickel! -picks up a nickel from the floor-

Taku and Sasuke: O.o

Naruto: -stupid wide grin on his face- I'll name him Todd!! Come on Todd lets go get some ice cream. -Halfway out the door- Oh yeah, hey Sasuke-koi, you wanna come with us?

Taku: -sigh- the boy'll just never learn will he…

Sasuke: -reaches out and takes nickel from Naruto and chucks it somewhere in the room- Todd's not coming with us I'm afraid.

Naruto and Taku: Awww is someone jealous of a wil itty bitty nickel? I think he is -snicker-

Sasuke: You two can both blow me!

Taku: With pleasure!!

Naruto: -hits me on top of the head hard- Oi! That's my job!!

Taku and Sasuke: X.x …

Naruto: Er…don't you have a story to write?

Kiba: -bursts into the room naked- Why the fuck didn't any of you tell me there was a streaking party going on over here!?! I had to find out from Sai!

Taku: -faints from massive blood loss-

Sasuke: …Way to go Kiba, you just knocked out the writer! How the hell are you gonna wake him up?

Naruto: -staring at Kiba with interest and drooling-

Sasuke: -notices and elbows him- Snap out of it! I'm bigger than him anyways!

Kiba: I'll wake him up easily, watch!

Five minutes later…

Taku: -opens eyes to face a certain area of a still naked Kiba and faints again-

Naruto: Kiba you dumbass that didn't do anything!

Kiba: No, but it felt good. Heh, heh.

Sasuke: I swear to god I don't know either of you.

Taku: -wakes up and pushes Kiba away- Guys! No more, I need to write. Go be naked somewhere else!

Kiba: You guys wanna go over to my house? Possibly have a threesome?

Naruto: I second that motion!!!!!

Sasuke: Not on your life dobe! -all three walk out the door arguing-

Taku: Finally…jeez!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. No matter how many letters I write, it'll never come back with a positive reply…-sniff-

WARNING!!!: This chapter contains boy on boy action! You've been warned so no bitching!! Oh, and small manga spoiler-though I doubt anyone will catch it…

Chapter 1- Naruto Comes Back

Sasuke sat in the grass trying to concentrate. Keyword is 'trying'. His mind kept wandering back to the sweet, gorgeous, sleek blonde of his. His Naru-chan as he liked to refer to him as. Naruto had left on a mission three days ago and was supposed to return about an hour ago. Needless to say the Uchiha was growing restless with worry about his lover. Every night he lay awake worrying about what his yellow-haired angel was up to and if he was alright by himself. The two rarely had missions away from each other these days. Ever since the Hokage-Tsunade-baa-chan as Naruto called her- found out about the boys' passionate love for one another. However, whenever they were separated from each other on missions the other was always restless, constantly waiting for the other to return back to them.

The welcome back parties they threw for each other was quite a site to see sometimes too! Every now and again they'd just lie down and cuddle while talking about how things went. Other times it'd just go from meeting each other at the village entrance to roughly making-out on their bed back at the Uchiha manor. From there things were completely out of control. Kinky bondage almost always ensued. The two constantly teased each other. Most of the time Sasuke's on top, very rare occasions Naruto will wind up being the almighty seme. This time that's not gonna be likely, for Sasuke will surely punish his little blonde dobe for making him wait with such anticipation that it seemed almost unbearable for the black-haired youth.

"Damn it Usuratonkachi! Where the hell are you?" The raven asked himself out loud, now standing and pacing back and fourth every five or six steps.

It was a fairly sunny day. Huge white clouds took over certain parts of the sky with their obscure shapes that Shikamaru was most likely looking up at this very moment with his best friend Chouji. Birds flew by chirping and landing in the trees for shelter from the intense heat of the sun. People were outside. Either working, walking, exercising, or playing. Children laughed and ran by screaming in joy at the feeling of freedom from the inside of the house. "Tagging" one another or throwing water balloons and soaking the ground or their friend when one lucky shot actually landed on them. Sasuke took a minute to stop his worrying to watch all this happen with a smirk.

He'd certainly changed since he was a boy. Now at sixteen, damn near close to seventeen almost everyone could say he'd matured. Of course there were still a few moments where he'd scowl, make a rude remark, or become moody, but all his friends and him considered it to just be his inner child still wanting to be very much outside. Usually it was Naruto that got him to do these things, the golden-haired boy certainly knew better than anyone how to push the Uchiha's buttons. Then again, he'd gotten to know him a lot better than anyone could at a young age. Back when they were little Naruto was the only one that could get Sasuke to change his mind about damn near anything and everything.

Naruto had matured the most out of all of the "rookie nine" it seems. His attitude towards life has never been better. Especially after finding his real dad. The Fourth Hokage had been found one day two years ago when Naruto had been traveling with Sasuke, Sakura, Sai, and Kiba on a very important mission. They had stopped at a town not too far from Konoha and ended up running into the supposedly dead ex-leader. Needless to say they were all shocked beyond belief. Naruto fainted when he found out the secret truth about him and when he woke up he started bawling his eyes out while hugging the man he found out to be his father.

He too lived in the Uchiha manor, not so much as a father figure, but more as a friend. Although Naruto thought of him as both. The gang had met Sai when he brought Sasuke back one cloudy, drizzling day about a year ago from a near death experience. It had turned out to be a mission gone wrong. Apparently someone tipped off the person Sasuke was supposed to assonate and ambushed the teenage ninja while he was sleeping. Sai came wandering along and took out the man who almost put Sasuke on his death bed. Sai nursed him back to health over the course of a week. By the time Sasuke and him returned to Konoha everyone had feared the worst and when Naruto saw him he bawled then too.

Naruto doesn't seem to like Sai very much. Why? Sai has a way of making Naruto….how to put this…insecure with his 'Uke-kun. Sasuke gets so mad when Naruto calls him this in public it's a funny site to see. Payback's a bitch, that's all there is to it. Sasuke gets payback just about every time too! Sai's been out to get with Sasuke ever since he brought him back to Konoha. That's other reason he doesn't like him. Every time Sai, Sasuke, and him hang out Sai always makes moves on Sasuke on purpose. Naruto's gone as far as jumping over a table in a very fine restaurant to try and strangle the Sasuke look-a-like (a/n: is it just me, or don't they look a lil' bit alike??). Yup, just like his boyfriend, Naruto still had some immature acts still. Like how he still pouts over certain things. Like in the bedroom when-well….we won't get into that now. You'll see later on. Or how he still L-O-V-E-S Ichiraku ramen with as much passion that almost matches his passion for the Uchiha.

Naruto's a one of a kind that everyone in the village has grown to love these days. There are very few people that still "dislike" the kitsune. If they step out of line they immediately get put back into it though. That's how loved the Kyuubi vessel has become. After saving the village once upon a time and saving certain people he's gained everyone's respect. Currently he's trying to become a Hokage in training. So far that's a working progress.

"Oi! 'Uke-kun, did cha miss me!?!" Called an all too familiar voice from off in the distance to the distracted Uchiha.

Sasuke, who had still been watching the youngsters frolicking around, neglected to hear his boyfriends call. Naruto noticed this and decided to take action. Sneakily he got up behind his beau and hoisted him into the air, instantly snapping him back to reality. The raven freaked and elbowed his lover in the side of the head, causing him to inadvertently let go and have Sasuke fall to the ground on his butt.

"What the hell man!? Oh…Usuratonkachi, it's only you." Sasuke said getting up off the ground and dusting the imaginary dirt off his bum.

"Oh yes, it is only I. Someone of no importance whatsoever," Naruto states in fake longing. "I'm only the one who saved your ass countless times, gave you unconditional love over these past few-great I might add-years, and let you have your way with me another endless amount of times. Yes, Sasuke-koi, it's only me. The love of your life." Naruto finishes before pulling his boyfriend into a brisk kiss. Even in it's shortness it held it's meaning. 'I missed you'.

"I dunno…Sai's giving you a run for your money these days dobe." Sasuke joked, wrapping his arms around the fox.

Naruto pushed him away slightly and looked him in the eye. "Now, why would you ruin the mood like that? You know I don't like it when you tease me like that Sasuke." Naruto pouts.

"Ok, ok, I'm sorry. Forgive me?"

"Hmmm….nope! You gotta make it up to me." Naruto gave his wide fox grin.

"And just how," Sasuke paused to bring his body right up to the blondes. "do you want me to do that?" He finished in between kissing the blondes neck.

Naruto leaned in and whispered in the Uchiha's ear. "By making me moan your name in less than forty minutes." He finishes with a quick flick of his tongue over the Uchiha's super sensitive ear.

"I think I can manage that. Come on, on the way you can tell me why the hell it is your late and made me worry over you for the past hour."

"Sorry bout that 'Uke-kun, I got held up by some lost tourists. They offered me money if I took them to where they needed to go. I eagerly agreed."

"Of course you did. Oh, one thing." Sasuke says wrapping his arm around the waist of his beau while they walked.

"Hn?" Naruto imitated the old Sasuke, poking fun.

"If you don't want me to screw you into the ground, I suggest you stop calling me 'Uke-kun." Sasuke stated with the all famous Uchiha smirk.

"Wha? Bu-but Sasuke-koi that is the whole point of me calling you that! I love it when you make me unable to walk. It just gives us both a reason to stay home. So I can rest and so you can care for my every need."

"Where do you get you reasoning dobe? I wouldn't do that and you know it!" The prodigy chuckles at his blondes expense.

"But what about our first time?" the blonde questions, tilting his head with a puzzled look sprawled across his beautiful features. Sasuke had to resist the urge to jump him right then and there in the street.

"That was our first time and I didn't know if there was anything wrong with you. Heh, I was scared I'd hurt you too bad."

"Boy please, I work you way harder than you work me. Don't even go there.

"Oh really?"

"Hm-mmm really." Naruto replies with a toothy smirk.

"Ok, we'll test this when we get home."

Somehow it almost always ends up like this for them. An argument over who can fuck the other better. Quite a few times it results in getting a new bed or replastering the wall. In numerous times it's ended with one unable to walk for days. Surprisingly enough the most days either of them have spent unable to walk was four! What's even more amazing is that it turned out to be Sasuke!! Although to this day Sasuke still denies that it was a fair victory. After all Naruto did "cheat" by using the Shadow Clone Jutsu. Naruto just thinks Sasuke's ego is still too big for his own good. Not that his is any better. Over the years, Naruto's outgrown his old self for the most part.

His silky smooth golden locks have grown out (a/n: like the Fourth's, so just picture that sorta), he's now a lot taller, even though Sasuke is still the tallest by a mere inch and a half. His cheeks lost all their baby fat and are now more rounded. He outgrew the orange jumpsuit-thankfully said Sasuke- and now sports baggy blue cargos with the usual fish net shirt-taken from the ever great Shikamaru- or a tight blue or black t-shirt followed by the green Chunin vest. If possible his body seemed to get even sexier, at least to Sasuke. Naruto's abs turned into perfect six packs, while he still appears to be lean and scrawny. A feat most people couldn't seem to figure out.

Regardless, Sasuke was proud to be with the uber sexy teen no matter what. Hell, anyone in Konoha would do just about anything to be with Naruto. Sasuke and his fan club consists of both girls and boys now! The leaders of this group being Sakura, Ino, and Kiba. Kiba's had the biggest crush on Naruto since after the attempt to save Sasuke from Orochimaru's clutches. Naruto, being the dumbass he is just thinks Kiba's playing with him! All this does is make Kiba feel more and more depressed while around the blonde beauty. So it seemed that Naruto could never be with him. The inu lover suffered every time he saw the raven and fox together, whether it's just walking along, hugging, kissing, or just having fun together.

Even though it hurts him, he still tries his best to hang out with the blonde so maybe, just maybe he'll acknowledge the fact he cares for him as much, if not more than the Uchiha. Akamaru long since gave up on telling his master it was pointless to obsess over the kitsune the way he did. Now he tries his best to support him and cheer him up when he's down.

Sasuke and Naruto walked through the village happily holding each other by the waist, making it a Kodak moment seeing them look like that. So perfect, so care-fee. Like nothing else mattered that they had each other. A scream was heard and the two looked at each other worriedly before beginning to run. They knew that scream all too well. It wasn't as much of a scream as it was for a call. A call to all the yaoi fan club members within hearing range. The raven and fox knew all too well the outcome of what would happen if they were to be caught. It had happened once before. They were making out in the park on a bench when out of nowhere flashes of light went off and the sounds of bodies hitting the cold, hard ground could be seen and heard. The girls and boys who had the strength to stay faint free tore at the two like rabid dogs would at a piece of meat. Before both of them got away they were down to their boxers, running down the many streets of their seemingly too big village before getting home and putting on new clothes. It was an experience neither of them wanted to happen again.

When they found themselves cornered, and the fan club approaching closer they thought of the only thing they could to get away. Naruto wrapped his arms around Sasuke's neck, while Sasuke wrapped his arms around Naruto's waist and they kissed. Hard and passionately. Everyone gasped and took out cameras, cell phones, anything to capture the moment. The two lovers kept going, ignoring everything else going on in the moment. Sasuke pushed his tongue deep into the blondes mouth and began to search the missed cavern of space. Both boys moaned into the kiss and things began to increase as the two began to develop slight problems downstairs. Before anyone knew what had happened, Sasuke had Naruto pinned to a wall with his hands above his head, still kissing him forcefully.

The raven sadly removed himself from his lovers lips and moved to his neck. The neglected area no longer bared the Sasuke Uchiha mark after the blonde had been away for so long. This was soon to change, as Sasuke began to suck, nibble, and swivel his tongue on a particular spot that drove his angel absolutely bonkers. Naruto gasped at every little thing Sasuke did to his neck and scooped up handfuls of the raven's hair in his hands when the Uchiha slid his hand up his shirt and began playing with his nipples. A slight tweak here, a pinch or rub there. Anything to hear those deliciously sensual sounds come from his soul mates mouth.

The dark-haired boy then moved from his spot on his companions neck after clearly leaving a nicely colored hickie to claim the blonde as his. He slid them both down onto the ground and slowly started sucking on one of Naruto's nipples while caressing the other one gently yet roughly at the same time with one of his hands. He sucked gently at first on the pink nub to get it hard and then took his eye tooth and sunk it into it. In return, gaining one of those all too sweetly orgasmic sounds coming from the lips of his blonde angel. Right when things were about to be taken another step farther someone interrupted.

"Well, well, well! You sure as hell don't see this everyday now do ya!?"

Taku: Omfg you all hate me now don't you??? Well…how was that? Too short, too long? I need hints at what you all want from this fic, any suggestions will be taken into consideration and probably inserted somewhere at some point in time, lol.

Naruto: Is that because you'll run out of ideas?

Taku: No! It's because I want my readers to get involved and if I do happen to get stuck, I'll thank them greatly for their help!

Kiba: Yeah Naruto, leave Taku alone.

Taku: Thank you Kiba. Oh, and thanks for finally getting dressed. How'd the threesome go? -snicker-

Naruto: -sigh- It didn't. Sasuke freaked and then accidentally knocked himself out.

Taku: How the hell did he do that???

Kiba: Eh heh, what Naru-chan meant was we had to subdue him otherwise he woulda stopped us from coming back.

Taku: Why would he do this?

Naruto: Um…n-no reason.

Taku: Kiba…Why would he stop you from coming back?

Kiba: -grins- Not so much me as Naruto. I had planned on coming back to bug you some more with my streaking, when Naruto wanted to come too Sasuke disagreed with it greatly.

Taku: Ok….then how come you guys aren't naked?

Kiba: Well I recently discovered that Naruto isn't big enough to be a streaker so we just came back to eat your food. Speaking of which I'm hungry…

Taku: THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL YOUR EATING ALL MY FOOD YOU STUPID MUTT!

Naruto: I'M NOT SMALL!! I'M BIGGER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE!!

Kiba: Naruto I'm sorry to say that you can't compare a roll of pennies to a roll of half-dollars.

Taku: O.o