-1Kiba and Naruto: -Incoherently shouting in background-
Taku: They haven't stopped for an hour straight. I seriously don't know how to end this madness! -rocking back and forth on floor- Wait a tic! BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!!!!!
Kiba and Naruto: -stop talking and look at Taku oddly-
Taku: Er…thanks. Ok both of you, drop your pants!
Kiba: No problem! I was wondering when this was going to happen!
Naruto: Um…ah, I don't think Sasuke would like it very much if I cheated on him…
Taku: No baka! We can compare both of your sizes right here, right now. I'm judging.
Naruto: No fair! You're like in-
Taku: -quickly covers Naruto's mouth while sheepishly laughing- Um ignore him. He just doesn't wanna lose.
Kiba: -confused look- o…k…
Taku: -whispers in Naruto's ear- Tell him and you won't ever see Sasuke again! -lets go and clasps hands together while grinning- Alright drop them trousers boys!
Kiba and Naruto: -slowly drop pants and undershorts-
Taku: …wow. Um…Naruto you really…I don't…
Naruto: What?
Taku: You…um you pretty much lose. There's not much room for discussion. I wonder what Sasuke would do if he found out…Naruto if I were you I'd put an ad in the paper for a new boyfriend.
Kiba: -bursts out laughing on the floor-
Naruto: WHAT!?!?!?
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. No matter how many letters I write, it'll never come back with a positive reply…-sniff-
Warning: Language, sexual references, the usual XD
Chapter 2-
Both Naruto and Sasuke stopped in their tracks and looked past all the fallen fan club member bodies to the source of the voice. A tall, lanky figure approached the two sweaty, hard breathing boys.
"You both know that this sort of thing is meant to be done indoors?" the person says still approaching.
"…"
"…"
Both stay silent, but rise to their feet incase this person has means to fight. It wouldn't be the first time. Not at all, both Sasuke and Naruto have been in fights together because certain people despised them for being a couple. Most were upset at Naruto more than Sasuke. They seemed to overlook the fact that Sasuke was the one who made the first moves on Naruto. They haven't had to fight because of their orientation for quite some time. Almost six full months. However, there's always one ignorant villager that tries to beat them up for being "fags". Luckily for the person stepping over the fallen girls towards the ready to go boys, he wasn't there to pick a fight. The person walking through the alley's shadows was wearing baggy black jeans with a few chains hanging out here and there. A mesh shirt covered his well-toned chest, letting you see damn near every aspect of his upper body.
"Sasuke, why are you still with this blonde imbecile anyways? I'm way bigger than he could be with the help of a penis pump any day!" Naruto, now realizing who it is talking, gets pissed and spits at his feet.
"Fuck you, you just wish you could be as big as me. Don't be jealous of me. Obviously Sasuke chose me for a reason. I'm more of a man then you'll ever be!" I smirk widely at Sai. "I will say one more thing before I take my 'uke-kun here back to our place and let him ravish me…leave the mesh shirts to Kiba and Shikamaru. You can't pull it off quite as well. That outfit is so not you."
And with that Naruto jumped up onto the roof of one of the towering buildings, closely followed by his beau. Sasuke tried his hardest not to at least cackle. Every time they see Sai, Naruto seems to get more and more hostile. It hurt Sasuke a little though. That Naruto still thought there was a small chance of him ever leaving his blonde bombshell. Sasuke always knows how to deal with Naruto's insecurities though. A little romance here, some amazing sex there, and Naruto wouldn't doubt Sasuke at all. At least until they saw Sai again. Which isn't that often really. Sai pretty much keeps to himself around the village. Of course, him and Neji have gotten together a few times for a night of enjoyment. Honestly, no one seems to get why they don't actually go out instead of just screw each other from time to time. They really do make a cute couple!
Sai and Kiba…well they got together once. Nothing really even happened. It had been at a party after Naruto returned from a really important ANBU mission. Tsunade let him go in place of another member who had gotten sick suddenly. Anyways, it was at Neji's place. Kiba and Sai had been eyeing each other and eventually went upstairs to be alone. Everyone could hear them starting to go at it. Then, no more than ten minutes later all you could hear was shouting, a door opening and slamming shut, and watch as a very upset Sai walked out of the party. Kiba came down a few minutes later and joined right back in with the festivities. Apparently he had wanted to be seme, but Sai wouldn't hear of it.
That's basically where that relationship started and ended. It was buzzing around for quite some time. Kiba went as far as starting rumors about how Sai gives shitty head. Much to Sasuke's displeasure Naruto laughed at this and asked Kiba for some pointers. Of course Kiba would've jumped at the chance…if Sasuke wasn't his boyfriend. Ok, just so we all know up to date facts carefully read the following.
Kiba likes Naruto. Naruto likes Sasuke. Sasuke likes Naruto. Neji likes Sasuke. Sai likes Sasuke. It's all one huge fucked up love…something. The good thing is that Naruto and Sasuke don't let any of them get in the way of their love for one another. At least they haven't yet. Despite the others' futile attempts at breaking them apart. Whether by forcing Naruto to kiss Kiba, or having Sasuke to pose nude with Neji and Sai-while intoxicated by the way. In the end…Naruto and Sasuke never really got that mad at the other for doing these things because one way or another they found out why those things happened. Needless to say they both try to avoid those people.
Naruto only hangs out with Kiba cause no matter what, they've been friends since they were little. However, just like Sasuke and he used to do when they were young. The two boys fought, bitched at one another, and always tried to show the other up. Alas, endless times Naruto showed the dog lover up. What's really sad is the fact that he even did it while playing rock-paper-scissors for twenty-three rounds! Fucking amazing if you ask me. In fact, I actually think Naruto rigged that one, being the fox he is.
Sasuke never really liked Neji or Sai. The only time he hung out with "those losers" as he calls them is when he feels like going out to drink. His darling angel can't stand alcohol-being raised the way he was by Iruka- so he'd reluctantly call one of the other two up. Sometimes, on rare-very rare occasions, all three would go out and wind up doing something totally stupid and end up somewhere in a…"suggestive" manner.
Yup, both Naruto and Sasuke have been through both good and bad times together, always still as loving of each other as any other day. They don't know how to put it, no one else-yes even Gai and Lee, the youth loving pair- can figure out why these two teenage boys are so drawn towards one another. Is it sheer lust? Gravity pulling them together til the end? Blissful passion? Well whatever it is, it's working for the two.
When they reached the manor a certain presence was in the air around them. A way too familiar one at that. Sasuke opened the front door to be greeted by a passing maid. Quickly she stopped in her tracks and bowed humbly at the two.
"Hello, Uchiha-sama. Uzumaki-sama." she squeaked out shyly.
"Good afternoon Hinata." Sasuke replied unenthusiastically.
"What he said," Naruto also said. "I can't believe that jerk would come in and ruin a perfectly good make-out session like that!" he said angrily, kicking his shoes off as he walked past the maid.
Sasuke began to follow his dense blonde, when the maid piped up again.
"Oh, um Uchiha-sama!" she walked up to him slowly.
"Yes…what is it, Hinata?"
"You have a guest waiting for you and Uzumaki-sama in the study sir."
"How long has he been waiting?" the raven asked tapping his foot. Something on his mind.
"Uh…I think….I mean…that is….about ten minutes or so. …Sir." she added briefly afterwards quietly.
"Hmm….Hinata?"
"Yes, Uchiha-sama?"
"What did I tell you and the rest of the staff about letting people in my father's study?"
"…That…it's off limits, sir?" she lowers her head and pokes her index fingers together nervously.
"That's right. Now then, why would you let someone in there if you knew it was forbidden?"
"Oi, Sasuke hurry up! I wanna cuddle with you!" Naruto called from the living room anxiously.
"I'm in the middle of something dobe, hang on. Someone here's for me."
"Well hurry it up teme!"
Sasuke chuckled lightly. He loved making his gorgeous angel anticipate seeing him. Even if he was only gone a few seconds or minutes.
"I'm terribly sorry. But they said it'd be in your best interest to talk to them in there. They said that it'd be more private…"
"Do you know who this person is, Hinata?" she shook her head.
"Well unless you get their name and how they know me, do not allow them inside. For all we know he could be an assassin or something!" Sasuke raised his voice slightly, making the poor equally black-haired girl jump and whimper.
"Yes sir, understood."
"Good, now get back to whatever it is you were doing." he said before walking up the stairs into the study.
The girl-Hinata- was a member of the Hyuuga clan. Same one as Neji. They're like pure royalty. How Hinata wound up working for Sasuke happened like this. Long ago, her father and Sasuke's were gambling and when they ran out of money they bet their child's freedom. Can someone say "completely fucked up childhood for the unlucky losers kid?" well Hinata had to live that life as soon as she moved into the Uchiha manor at the age of eight. Before the Itachi massacre, things for the poor quiet girl had been much worse then they were now. Sasuke's father made it is job to work his "prize" as he referred to her, whilst Itachi followed in his footsteps.
Then after that horrible night, Sasuke didn't really keep up the torture. Instead he just told her to do the basics. Clean, obey, don't make me mad, and no leaving without permission. She complied with all these rules as they were way better compared to what she used to be ordered to do. Hinata had no idea she could leave at any time and Sasuke couldn't do anything about it now that his father had died. Possession of people in Konoha is illegal-luckily for her- so she could've willingly left. If she knew that her father and cousin were great taijutsu users and could give Sasuke and Naruto a run for their money. Amazingly enough, neither Sasuke or Naruto made the connection of relations between Hinata and Neji. …Well, at least not until now.
Sasuke opened the study door and came face to face with Neji Hyuuga's father. Also, Hinata's legal guardian since her father and mother died long ago. To say the Uchiha prodigy was shocked to see the man sitting in his father's chair would be a big understatement. However, he kept his composure and walked in just as if it were nothing.
"What are you here for, Hizashi?" Sasuke inquires, sitting down in front of the man behind the desk.
"You know damn well what I'm here for you insolent brat!" the man called Hizashi barked at Sasuke (A/N: oh shit O.o meet him in the mall…it's going down. Meet him in the club it's going down. Anywhere you meet him it's guaranteed to go down).
"Do you mean after all this time…you've finally come for Hinata?"
"Damn right!"
"It took you long enough," the raven scoffed at Hizashi. "Most parents that care for their kin would come get her in a heartbeat after my father died. Tell me, why now?"
As he watched the smirk of superiority stretch across Uchiha Sasuke's face, Hizashi became enraged. Reminding him of the same smirk the older Uchiha had on when he claimed his daughter as the Uchiha's newest servant.
"…Don't you feel smug? A good person would've let her go afterwards also!" he said raising his voice and to his feet, fists clenched and on the desk separating the two.
"And a good father never would've let it happen in the first place!!" Sasuke shouted back louder, he too, rising to his feet.
"Ok, enough! I've had it. You're taking mine and Sasuke's time away from us ya know! Sasuke, ignore his ignorance. Just let Hinata leave. Obviously they don't care either way. Especially sense Neji knew and still hit on you." Sasuke's darling cooed from the doorway, munching on an apple, grinning like a fox. "I mean, is one less servant gonna kill us Sasuke? She's timid anyways. Always hard to understand her anyways." he finished his apple and tossed it over his shoulder. Immediately two servants downstairs rushed to catch the disposed of fruit before it touched the ground below them. That's hard working for you. Maybe this year they'll get another raise…
"Well…I never like agreeing with my spouse over there, but-
"Oi, teme…not nice!"
"-But, he does have a point. I'll summon her to gather her things so you can take her back. I'm sorry for causing the trouble of making you come over here and wait." Sasuke almost said fully sincere with a fake apologetic smile on his gorgeous features.
Hizashi 'hmphed' and walked out the door. Leaving an irritated, horny Sasuke alone with an equally horny Naruto. One look into each others eyes was all it took before Sasuke was across the room and roughly kissing Naruto. Forcing his tongue into his lovers mouth.
"What…did….I tell…you….'bout….messing….with my….nnhhgg…work, dobe?" he managed to say between kisses.
"Sorry….teme! Ohh…I didn't….want…..you to….fight….with…another….old person…it gets…troublesome…You know….you still need to….nhnn call Hinata-chan…" Naruto said back, trying his best to fight of Sasuke's lustful kisses.
Sasuke reluctantly pulled off of his blonde beauty and walked out to find Hinata.
A short while after she left saying her goodbyes and apologies for not finishing her work, the two boys sat down on the couch. Preparing to kick back, watch a movie, and do some cuddling and…adult-like things. Just when the movie started, the doorbell rang. The two groaned and sat up scowling.
"Uchiha-sama, Kiba is at the door for you." another maid said a lot less shy then Hinata would have.
"The fuck does he want…? -sigh- Let him in."
She complied and showed the brunette into the living room for the fiftieth or so time. "What do you want, we're in the middle of something, Kiba." Naruto said uncomfortably. Kiba only came around to either make a wager of some sort, ask for money-which he barely gave back on time, or to just bug them for kicks. Today would prove to be something neither Sasuke nor Naruto would expect.
"I'm here with a proposition for you two, that I don't think you would dream of passing up." the hot Inuzuka replied.
"…Pull up a seat, you've caught my interests." Sasuke said, listening more intently now.
Taku: -running around trying to dodge random objects being thrown at him from Naruto- Stop it! CAN'T YOU TAKE A JOKE!?
Kiba: Naruto, don't you think you're taking this a wee bit-
Naruto: -threw chair at Kiba and knocked him out- How could you say something like that Taku!?
Taku: -stops running and looks over at Kiba- o.O What. The. Fuck. Did. You. Do. To. My. Kiba-kun?!!
Naruto: -realizes this and puts down lamp- Aheh…Taku calm down…that was an accident. He got in my wayyyyyy!!! -starts to run from Taku as he chases him now-
Taku: If Kiba gets Amnesia or something I will fucking skin you alive!?!?
Naruto: x.X Isn't that being a little too extreme!?!? Sasuke! Help meeeeeeee!!!
Taku: -chases Naruto out of house waving various objects and throwing them at him-