-1Taku: Well…Kiba's finally awake…Naruto, ask him a question regarding past events.
Naruto: U…um…why? -worried expression on face and sits down on ground-
Taku: So that way I can tell whether or not you hitting him totally messed him up! -taps fingers impatiently- Now hurry up, dobe.
Naruto: Oi! Do-don't call me that…please? -turns around to face a stunned looking Kiba, not helping Taku's mood- Um…Kiba,-
Taku: Woah, wait!
Naruto: Why?
Taku: So I can make this so much more interesting. Ask him if he remembers what you are. -snickers-
Naruto: What do you mean by that Taku-san?
Taku: Just do it!
Naruto: O.o; Kiba…do you remember what I am?
Kiba: -looks at Naruto for a long time, thinking hard- …Sasuke's bitch! I remember, oh and I'm gonna get you back for that chair! -gets up and makes a grab for Naruto-
Naruto: -Yelps and lunges out of the way-
Taku: -rolling on the floor holding stomach from the laughter- Oh my god that is too rich!! Go Kiba-kun!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. No matter how many letters I write, it'll never come back with a positive reply…-sniff-
Warning: The usual stuff. Sexual themes between two very hot males, language, and sad attempts at crude humor.
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Chapter 3- Terms and Conditions
"Ano…Sasuke-kun, what do you mean he's 'caught your interests'?" Naruto asks, looking at Sasuke somewhat frustrated.
"Exactly what it sounds like. He seems to have come up with something clever this time." Sasuke replies bluntly. He makes everything seem like he really doesn't understand it. Even when it's not that hard of a concept to grasp. It's a good thing he's a cute idiot, otherwise this relationship would have serious issues.
"Do you not remember what happened last week already!?" the Raven's lover exclaimed, throwing his hands in the air.
"Hn?"
"I WAS LIT ON FIRE!!!"
"But, Naruto, it was your fault. You're the one who didn't think a can of Tag could be used as a flame-like device." Kiba stated with his ultra hot toothy grin.
Naruto gulped and quieted down a bit. "Yeah well you tricked me…" he mumbled under his breath.
"Maybe so, but it was funny to see. Everyone on Youtube seems to like it." Kiba laughed out.
"Youputthatonyoutubeyousonofabitch!!?!!!" Naruto shouted out while jumping off the couch.
Everything in the room became quiet suddenly. Naruto was breathing deeply in anger, Sasuke was glaring at the dog lover for posting a video of his beau on fire over the internet, while Kiba just sat there and looked dumbfounded. Naruto's usual expression, but Kiba borrowed it-rarely- when situations such as this occurred.
"Ano…Naruto-chan, that was one of the terms of the bet. Anyways, enough of the past. Do you want to hear about this new bet I thought up or not?" the burnett said in a calm voice while he tapped his toes on the hardwood floor impatiently.
Sasuke grabbed Naruto forcibly by the arm and yanked him down onto his lap. Sucking and licking on his ear soothingly so he would shut up. Naruto didn't seem to mind anymore and started mewling into the gesture until Sasuke stopped a few minutes later.
"Sorry, go on Kiba." he asked after calming his dobe down.
"As I was saying; I have an offer that I think you'll like very much." Kiba re-continued.
"…And that would be what exactly" Sasuke asked oblivious as to why the dog loving teen didn't continue.
"Ah, yes. First comes the bet of course. If you accept it, then I'll tell you the rules," Kiba stops here to clear his throat. "For one whole month, Naruto and you will have to be straight."
"…" Sasuke had nothing to say at the moment. Thinking things over.
"WHAT!?!!?! Are you fucking crazy Kiba!? Asking me and Sasuke to be straight is like asking a Christian to not believe in a supernatural being (A/N: I am sorry for all Christian's who're reading this for some odd reason.)!!
"Well…I never said you had to go through with it. Let's see what Sasuke thinks. Hmm?" Kiba snapped back.
Woah, where did that come from? Kiba just got totally pissy for like, no reason. Whatever, Sasuke please just say no! I'll let you tie me to the bed, ceiling, hang me out the window, just don't fucking agree to this for us!!!! I have such a bad feeling…
Now, we all know that Naruto is a total puss when it comes to times such as this. Sasuke, however, is more of a well-thought out kinda person. He takes the situation and analyzes it-thanks to Shikamaru for a little bit of mental training- to come out with the best results. Unlike Shikamaru though, he doesn't come up with two hundred outcomes. Why? Because his IQ simply isn't as high. Being a Uchiha genius just doesn't compare. But, I digress. Nope, our dear sexy Uchiha only comes up with three ways. Two of which seem to come out in his and his uke's favor. So…with that being said, can anyone guess what he's about to do???
"Me and Naruto accept." Sasuke said while glancing at a shocked and speechless Naruto.
"Excellent!" Kiba exclaimed happily.
For those of you who thought he'd agree and completely fuck everything up, then have a cookie!
"Bu-bu-but Sasuke…" Naruto sputtered out as much as he can.
"Hn? What is it dobe?"
"…I was set on fire last time! You accepted without hearing what the reward and consequences were! AND YOU CALL ME THE DOBE!!" Naruto screams while weakly slapping and punching his master in the shoulder.
Ultimately, he gets a glare from the Raven in return. Meaning one of two things. One; he was getting it hard at some point. Two; Sasuke would find someway for him to suffer in public. Most of the time it would end up being the first one, but no one knows what goes on in Sasuke's messed up head. Not even Naruto…that poor, poor boy.
"-sigh- Naruto, you do have a point. Kiba, what's the catch to this whole thing? And what happens if we win or lose?" Sasuke agitatedly asked, rubbing his temples.
"Ah, right to business as usual. Well, obviously being straight means-"
"No sex an-" Sasuke cut the young Inuzuka off and was interrupted himself.
"WHAT!?!? NO SEX!??!!? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, KILL ME!?!?" Naruto screams and hops up, running around the living room.
"Calm down, Usuratonkachi, it's not like it's the end of the world." Sasuke said quite bemused at the scene.
"BUT SASUKE! WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN A MONTH AS IT IS! AN EXTRA MONTH ADDED TO THAT WILL BE T-O-R-T-U-R-E!!!" Naruto spelled out the last word to emphasize how much that part of the relationship would effect him.
"OI! GIVE IT A REST ALREADY! GET YOUR TIGHT LITTLE ASS BACK ON THE COUCH NEXT TO ME SO WE CAN FINISH THIS STUPID MEETING!!!" Sasuke shouted out angrily at the way his adorable mate was acting.
"Kiba, I am so sorry. He must've had too much sugar or something today." Sasuke said to Kiba a bit embarrassed because of Naruto's childish antics.
"I have barely eaten today, thank you!" Naruto said while sitting back down on the couch before promptly getting pulled onto his lovers lap.
"Well then why did you drink the bong water?" Kiba snickered out.
"…"
"…"
"Right…never heard of that. Never mind…anyways. Yes, that means no sex. It also means no cuddling, no sleeping together, no more saying 'I love you' or any of that mushy stuff."
"Is…that it? I think you're just about giving my blonde a heart attack." Sasuke commented on Naruto's health because the blonde was apparently breathing into a paper bag.
"I…I'm gonna die I tell ya. Precious…I need my precious! I can't live without him…" Naruto rasped out into the bag while rocking slightly on the Uchiha's lap.
"Ohhh….Naruto…" said Uchiha moaned out at the feeling.
"Yes…um…no more of that either. To make it official you might want to move out, Naruto." At this request the blonde's eyes damn near shot out of their sockets. "If you two run into each other constantly then I'm sure something will happen to make you lose the bet. See, the slightest thing will cause you to lose. Whether it's a hug, slap on the ass, so much as a shoulder nudge could cause you to lose the bet here."
"Why are you telling us this? It's what you would want I thought. And how are you gonna know all this? Have people watching us at all times?" Naruto had finally regained his regular state of breathing and had at some point, ditched the paper bag.
"I'm telling you this because it's only fair Naru-chan." As the last word had come out of his mouth, Kiba instantly received two sets of glares. One was accompanied with a slight blush. "And actually yes, each of you will have a….chauffer in a sense at all times."
Both Naruto and Sasuke glanced at each other at hearing this. Now Sasuke was seeing a slight downside to this whole thing. For a whole month he was to have almost no contact with his lover and be followed around by someone to make sure he was following the rules? How much worse could things get for him and his kitsune? Well…let's see, shall we?
"Ok, finally here are what will happen if you win or lose this whole thing." Kiba paused dramatically to get the others' blood boiling with anticipation. Apparently he waited too long as a book soon came flying at him. "Right then. If you shall magically make it out of this whole ordeal, then I will pay for you two to go anywhere you want for a full two week vacation. All expenses paid and the like. But, if you fuck everything up and lose because you couldn't help but be together then-" just as he was about to finish the unthinkable happened. His cell phone rang.
"Um…right, excuse me for a moment." Kiba got up, answered his little T-mobile flip phone, and walked out of hearing distance.
"Woah, chill. What do you mean? WHAT!? How could you let that happen? When did all this take place? You-you're absolutely positive he did it? Alright, thanks Neji. Yeah, you too. I gotta go." Kiba hung up and walked slowly back to the other two teens looking the sadist they have ever seen him.
"Kiba, are you ok? What happened?" Naruto worriedly asked.
Just because he never really liked the boy doesn't mean he doesn't have a heart. Kiba looked worried, and that's all that mattered to Naruto. Another wonderful characteristic in the eyes of Uchiha Sasuke. Naruto could meet face to face with the most hated person on the face of earth (A/N: at the moment that man would be George W. Bush, roflmaou) and ask them what was wrong if ever they were sad around him. In Sasuke's eyes that's an ultimate trait to have.
The ability to have forgiveness. He used it constantly around his friends. Naruto even got Sasuke a few times back when they were kids. It always got his lover mad that he had fallen into Naruto's trap again. Although, he never got mad at the blonde for trying to help. It only helped him realize his feelings grow every time they met.
"Well…Shikamaru and Neji were hanging out at Ichiraku's and Lee showed up. Completely shit-faced…things were said and…I just have to go. Shikamaru's in the hospital. We'll have to continue this another time." Kiba said abruptly before running out of the manor looking completely horrified.
Both Naruto and Sasuke knew that Kiba and Shikamaru had been seeing each other. It wasn't that hard to figure out, especially then and there. Along with all those other times the two had been hanging out and touching each other. Naruto was just glad that he supposedly stopped liking him. The two hadn't been together very long, no doubt that this would hopefully bring them together if Kiba didn't fuck it up now.
"Woah…do you think Shikamaru's-"
"Ok? Yeah I'm pretty sure. He's no dumbass after all."
"I dunno, Kiba sounded pretty upset, Sasuke…"
"It's Kiba, Naruto. He's dramatic. Just like a certain sexy blue eyed blonde I just happen to know." Sasuke replied with a smirk.
"Oh really? I'm the dramatic one? Ok, well you're the sadistic, kinky-"
"Are you trying to insult me, or get me to fuck you?"
"Hmmm…a little of both actually. Why do you ask Uke-kun?" Naruto flashed his fox grin at his mate, knowing just how to get him going.
"Because," Sasuke pushed Naruto off of him so he was now lying down with Sasuke on top of him. "It's working…just remember, those insults are about to come back and bite you in the ass dobe." he said before lustfully kissing the boy underneath him.
Naruto moaned as hands roamed up his chest from under his shirt and fingers stroked up and down his muscular upper body. As the kiss intensified, so did their foreplay. Breaking apart briefly, they hurriedly took of their shirts and threw them down on the ground. Their lips crashed together once again for a heated battle of dominance. With Sasuke on top it made it easier for him to gain access into his lovers mouth. Plus, the touching of his body helped too.
Naruto couldn't help but laugh as Sasuke gently guided his hands up and down his sides while whipping his tongue around his and softly sucking on it, brining it into his mouth. Naruto's hands found their merry way up into his Raven's hair and began grabbing fistfuls of hair. Once again breaking apart for air the two got up off the couch and Sasuke hoisted Naruto up over his shoulder, beginning to walk upstairs into their bedroom.
"Oi, Sasuke-teme put me down! I hate it when you do this to me, put me down now!" Naruto cried out in fear of being accidentally dropped over the railing.
Naruto has a reason to fear this actually. One of the first times these two boys were about to partake in sexual activities Sasuke actually did drop him over the stair railing. Resulting in the blonde hitting his head roughly three times on the way down and wound up knocked out. Sasuke almost had a panic attack at the sight of his unconscious lover on the floor looking as if he were a broken toy.
Naruto had to be hospitalized for a few days after that. Since then, Sasuke rarely picked Naruto up while walking upstairs anywhere. Now this happens to be Naruto's new ultimate fear. Such a pity too.
"Don't worry dobe, I won't drop you this time. I promise. Besides, I didn't drop you last time either." Sasuke grunted while finally reaching the top of the stairs.
"I know…I just want you to be careful. I'm still kinda freaked out about the first time you did that ya know." Naruto exhaled the breath he'd held in the whole way up the staircase-which was a long ways up.
Sasuke put his angel down and faced him. "Don't worry. I won't ever hurt you again. Not as long as I live will I deliberately hurt you. Or even on accident, ok?"
"You do realize what you just promised me is impossible, right?"
"Heh, shut up dobe. I'll at least try not to on accident, ok?" Sasuke laughed out while leaning his forehead against his lovers'.
"That works for me." Naruto leaned forward and kissed his companion deeply.
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Taku: Well I know it now. You all officially hate me, don't you? There's a very good reason why I didn't put in the lemon. I just can't tell you it because that'd spoil the next chapter. I have no idea-
Kiba: I'm gonna kill you, Naruto!! -runs by outside with a raised fist-
Taku: Oh. Well never mind. Naruto and Kiba are outside playing tag it seems. I guess I should tell them Sasuke called and wants Naruto home…hmm….or not and let Naruto totally get punished. XD Yeah! Well it's time to review so just hit that kool little button that leads you to the review screen. I just want to thank everyone that have been reviewing this and 'Back In Konoha' I haven't received one bad one for either story yet. So you all totally PWN!!!!! See ya next time.
Sasuke: I called half an hour ago. Where the fuck is Naruto??
Taku: Aheh…um…-outside Naruto runs by wailing while Kiba throws a rock at him- He's outside with Kiba playing…tag it seems.
Sasuke: With rocks!?
Taku: That's how kids play these days, jesus Sasuke, what are you. Old?
Sasuke: .
Taku: O.o Sorry!