Scene Two:
Ninjas all die in a terrible guitar shaped sword accident except Ninjas 17, 23, 28, 4 and 6. Ninjas don't have
any real emotions (Except Ninja 4) so they don't really care. Remaining Ninjas walk around in their
attractive black spandex bodysuits, which leave nothing to the imagination. They look very cool so some
random teenage girls start checking them out and stuff. Super Ninja 17 Flexes his muscles to prove that not
all Ninjas are weak looking and also to make an impression on the girls. Ninja 23 picks up a sweet grayish
guitar, which says Sixx on the back and plays a scale for the ladies. Scales are lame so the good-looking
girls go away. Ninja 23 plays some intense theme music that continues throughout the whole scene even
though Ninja 23 obviously puts his guitar away not soon after. It is a Ninja movie so audience will be too
excited to become aware of this. Ninja 28 trips over the intoxicated (AKA drunk) Ninja 6 and hits his head
on the ground in a painful looking way on a rock (Someone hits a pot with a drumstick to make the
charming clunking sound (his head makes) louder and even more cool.) Random dude comes out of house
and has a thrilling fight with the Ninjas. Ninja 28 kills this dude and causes him to self-destruct (A very
awesome special effect will make this part very, very cool). Then we see that the dude was really made out
of guitar strings. Ninjas do some breathtaking things on their guitars and make some cool sounds with their
mouths. This is an intense moment of the movie so the camera man jiggles the camera a little so it looks
like the ninjas guitar playing is shacking the ground. The scene ends after a solo from Ninja 4.