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Gai had caluclated a new plan. A plan that would blow his eternal rival into pieces. He was heading to the club to test his new pick up lines.
In da club...
Gai: This has to work muhahahahahahaha! recieves many looks
ATTEMPT #1
Gai:aproaches girl excuse me do you have a map because I got lost in your eyes
Girl: hands him a map and walks away
Gai: sweatdrop rejection is minor!
ATTEMPT #2
Gai:What's your name and what's your sign im a virgo
Haku: Ummm I'm a boy
Gai: blushing oh sorry
ATTEMPT #3
Gai: are you a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you
Kurenai: Uhh Gai? What are you talking about?
Gai: Will you be my girlfriend?
Kurenai: no..im with Asuma
Gai: Lose the hero and get with the hero does nice guy pose
Asuma: deathglare What did you say Gai?
Gai: Ummmmm whatever I didn't mean it! runs away for his life
Gai: Exuse me miss...
Girl: You freak! pepper sprays him
Gai: Ahhhhhhhh my eyes! my precious eyes!
After 10 min of exruciating pain...
Gai: Forget the manuels! I'm doing this my way!
Gai: Hello my name is...
Girl:EEEEEEEK A MURDERER D-D-DONT COME NEAR ME I HAVE A G-GUN
Gai: wait i was...
girl shoots gai...
Gai: ahh the burn! i wont cry a man does not cry
Gai limps all the home
END