Kiba's First Mating Season
Declaimer: "I don't own any of the characters. NOOOOOOOOOOO..."
"This is a story in which Kiba experiences his first Mating season. It's funny and I promise there will be a lemon in the later parts. And now here is the story!!!"
P.S: "The pairing is Kiba X Hinata. It's kind of strange to start writing normal love stories, when you like Yaoi. Well, let's see if I can..."
Chapter 1
"The talk"
(For those who don't know, "The Talk" is when a boy reaches certain age and his parents must tell him everything about sex!) not that we don't know about it don't we boys
It was early in the morning; Kiba and Akamaru were fast-asleep and snored like hell. But there happiness wouldn't continue for much longer, because his mother and older sister were sneaking next to his bead with a big plate of pancakes and an alarm clock. Slowly they put the food on his cupboard and turned on the alarm.
"BBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP…"
The sharp sound made the two sleepy-heads to open there eyes and jump with full force from the bed and land on top of the dresser.
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO WOMAN? Ane-chan, YOU STUPID, JACK-ASS." The half-naked boy screamed from the top of the dresser. Akamaru gave an angry bark and
popped from inside of his hair. "Are you fucking trying to kill me?! GEEZE."
"Happy birthday, Kiba!" cheerfully shouted his mother and sister and took turns in hugging him and placing party hats on their heads. A strange feeling clouded the boy's mind. His birthday? Oh shit!! Today was his 15 birthday…OH SHIT!!!
A few months ago his mother had said that when he turned 15 she would have a very special talk with him. "The Talk"! The very nightmare for male tanager. More scarier than math homework, more miserable than cleaning your room, and even more horrifying than watching Naruto eating Ramen.
(to all Naruto fans, please don't get offended)
"And now, Kiba, since you are old enough" broke his trance Tsume "we'll have to go through something very important.
"Oh shit" thought to himself Kiba, mentally slapping his face for not escaping in the night "here we go…"
"It is very important for a young men to know how to act and feel when he is sexually aroused…"
"Oh my god, she is nuts. My mom has gone nuts…"
"You should always know how to please your partner and know how to protect him!" and with that Tsume took a condom that Hana was giving her. She quickly ripped the opening and took the sticky "thing" and showed it to Kiba:
"This is a condom! (Oh shit!) You use it on your-…"
"-STOP…" the boy shouted with all he had. He couldn't hold on. It was too much!! "I GET IT MOM…you don't have to show me!!!"
"But that's important sweetie…For examples, tell me what you'll do when you're Mating Season comes?"
"Mating Season?!" didn't quite catch that Kiba "Wasn't that when an animal starts getting all "FUCH, FUCH, FUCK" and needs to find a mate too…..
His mother and sister nodded. (Oh shit)
"This is very important for a male wolf from the clan Inuzuka" continued Tsume "and because you are a boy and therefore live under the name Inuzuka there is something you should know…….
(A few minutes later in witch Kiba's mom explained what Mating season for an Inuzuka meant………..)
"WEIT, WEIT, WEIT…" Kiba was practically screaming now, hugging Akamaru as a shield against his mother and sister "You want to tell me that I will "transform" into a dog? And I am supposed to find a mate this way????"
"You aren't going to be a dog for ever, silly" his sister said to him "This is just a phase that you must go through in order to become a man. You'll first have to change a bunch of mate's to find the one for you, though.
"What?!" couldn't believe his ears Kiba. Akamaru gave a howl "Change mates…you mean more than one…
(Isn't he so cute when he acts innocent?)
"Well of course, darling. How do you think me and your father met each other. I remember when he was so horny he….
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, ME EARS! My ears…I AM DEAF……….
And with that Kiba and Akamaru broke the window an escaped to freedom. His sister went to the broken pieces of the window and called out to his brother:
"Don't you want some breakfast…?"
"Well that's for the first chapter. It's better than I had expected. Sorry for making Kiba's sister look so stooped, but I honestly think she is dump…
As soon as I get some reviews I'll start working on chapter 2. I'll try to make it a little funnier…
Ja ne……………………………………………………..