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Ch.6 The Last Straw

After Gai had that run in with the gun he had been pacing on crutches. This time he had come up with a FULL PROOF MASTER PLAN, but he needed his beloved student.

Gai: Rock Lee!

Lee: yes Gai sensei?

Gai: I need you to...( whispers)

Lee: (gasp) but Gai sensei that's cheating!

Gai: I know but if my rival wins effort will have another meaning to it!

Lee: I will do it sensei!

Gai: Rock Lee!

Lee: Gai sensei!

The two embrace each other with a sunset in the background.

Tenten: Why am I surrounded by idiots?

Neji: see? that's what I ask myself all the time.

Somewhere else in the village...

Kakashi: Naruto can you help me with something?

Naruto: yes sensei?

Kakashi: can you do your 'special jutsu'?

Naruto: the sexy no jutsu? yeah

Kakashi: well do it

Naruto: what's in it for me?

Kakashi: i'll take you out for ramen

Naruto: YAY! ( transforms)

Kakashi: now to find you some clothes heh heh heh...

Naruto: umm why?

Kakashi: err i'll double your ramen supply

Naruto: whatever (begins drooling)

With Rock Lee and Gai...

Gai: you look great!

Rock Lee was wearing a blonde wig, red lipstick, blue eyeshadow, blush, a frilly purple dress, high heels, and not to mention he was carring a purse.

Rock Lee: umm Sensei I know this is for a good cause but I feel weird...

Gai: ahh crossdressing is another way to be youthful!

Rock Lee: if you say so...

Gai and Kakashi meet in the middle of the forest with their "dates"

Gai: Ha I win!

Kakashi: No I win!

The arguing lasts fo about i don't know nearly an hour until...

Rock Lee: hey you're not a girl!

Naruto: Yeah I am! (transforms back to normal) whoops... Wait a sec you're Rock Lee!!

Naruto: ( walks to Rock Lee and takes off his wig) Ah hah!

Rock Lee and Naruto lunge for each other beating one another to a bloody pulp. That's when Kakashi and Gai Finally notice and stop arguing.

Kakashi: you hypocrite! cheating isn't youthful

Gai: (gasp) how dare you insult my youthfulness! Cheating isn't cool and hip either!!

Silence

Kakashi+Gai: I QUIT!

Gai: ( cheesy music in the background ) Maybe we should be..friends? (extending arms)

Kakashi:... Gai don't even go there. No I won't be your friend, I'm not hugging you and I'm certainly not shaking your hand. I'm taking my punishment like a real man.

END

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