I Don't Own Shit
Xemnas stood there banging on the closet door, but the two people in there refused to leave.
"Axel, stop molesting Roxas, and don't give me that can't molest the willing crap."
"Screw you, at least my name isn't an anagram for MANSEX!" Axel yelled, practically singing the last word for maximum insult.
"Up your ass with broken glass you makeup wearing mother fucker."
"But Roxas isn't a mother." Axel said. Xemnas sighed,,
"I'll deal with you two later, just put your pants on and get the hell out of the damned closet." With that he walked off, to try and find the remaining missing organization members. As he walked, he noticed Xaldin poking the dishes with his spear, and Saix fighting with the rake behind the compound under the trees. HE heard a muffled voice coming from the room next to the laundry room and opened the door, suddenly, he wished he was back yelling at Axel
"Hey Xemnas." Demyx said from his position behind Zexion. Zexion flushed as Xemnas stood there shocked. Slowly, he shut the door and walked away, wishing he could clean his eyes with bleach to remove the sight forever. He warily walked toward the bedrooms, where Luxord was supposed to be making up beds, and Xigbar cleaning the bathroom. He stopped in the hall way, and listened. He could just make out the noise coming from a nearby bedroom, he froze and thought about what could happen if he opened the door. He shuddered and decided against it, in stead he went to the main lab and clicked on the microphone for the announcement system.
"Everyone in Organization 13, please stop fucking and come to the main lab. Thank you." He sighed and sat back to wait for his 'friends' to come to the lab.
Axel sighed and stepped out of the closet, fastening the ties of his robes and walked towards the lab, Roxas following behind him, trying to quickly get his robes back on. As they walked, they passed Demyx and Zexion walked out of a room, half naked and out of breath. Axel laughed at he two, Demyx smiled and shrugged. As the four of them walked, they noticed Xigbar and Luxord sneaking out of a bedroom. Demyx looked over to Axel, who had a devious smile on his face,
"HEY XIGGY" he yelled, "YOU GOT SOMETHING WHITE ON YOUR FACE!" Xigbar looked at Axle with a look that spoke of never ending pain and torment for the red-head. Demyx laughed heartily.
"I, will kill you one day Axel, I'll shoot you in the head repeatedly, I'll fucking cut you with your own damn chakrams, or I'll set you up so that Larxene disembowels you for something. But you will die one day, and I'll be the one laughing." Axel shrugged,
"Seriously though, you do have stuff on your face." Xigbar scowled and looked away, unfortunately into a mirror. He growled as he saw that Axel was right. HE wiped his face and grumbled something about disemboweling the red-head. Luxord looked over to them,
"Why are Zexion and Roxas limping like that?" He asked with a mischievous smile. Axel and Demyx shrugged and grinned. The speaker above them crackled to life,
"Hurry up and get to the main lab. I can't wait all day." Xemnas's voice bellowed. The six men quickly ran to the main lab, to see everyone standing there waiting for them. Xemnas cleared his throat, and the twelve other's focused on him.
"While some of us, where screwing around, instead of doing there chores, I feel there should be some punishment." He looked over to Roxas and Demyx. " Since I know that Roxas and Zexion are too submissive to have initiated the things you four where doing, I'm going to blame Axel and Demyx. You two are to finish your chores, and your partner's chores." The two shrugged,
"That's not to bad."
"In a French Maid outfit." The two stared, mouth's agate, as Larxene handed them the outfits.
"This sucks ass." Axel said as he stared at the clothing in his hands. Demyx laughed, he slid the outfit on,
"Could be worse." He said looking over to Roxas, who was shifting uncomfortably in his chair.
Demyx laughed evily and sat behind the boy. Xemnas looked over to Xigbar and Luxord,
"I don't know what you guys where doing, and I really don't want to know. So as long as I never find out, you won't be punished."
"But they where blowing each other." Axel said from his seat. Xemnas shuddered,
"I do not need that mental picture, damn it Axel." Axel shrugged, and Demyx gave Roxas's seat a hard kick. The boy screamed out,
"MY ASS!" he grabbed his ass and jumped out of the seat. Demyx roared with laughter. Axel smacked him in the back of the head, Demyx slugged him in the arm, the two started fighting and wrestling on the floor. Larxene looked at the two teens, dressed in skirts, wrestling on the floor.
"Surprisingly hot." she whispered as she watched. Xemnas sighed,
"GET BACK TO WORK!" he bellowed, everyone scrambled out of the room and back to their chores, except Zexion and Roxas, they limped out slowly, Roxas still whimpering from the kick to the seat. Larxene sauntered over to Xemnas,
"Something about to teen boys wrestling in drag made me extremely 'playful'." she said with a devious glint in her eye. She walked around the desk and pushed Xemnas onto the floor.
Demyx sighed, and put the last bit of laundry into the dryer. As soon as he hit the start button,he stripped of the maid's outfit and back into his robes. He sighed and left the room, to run into Axel. Demyx thought he would burst on the spot, the red-head standing there in his maid's outfit holding a feather duster.
"You say anything, I will kill you."
"You're hot dude." Axel grumbled and walked off. Demyx laughed and Xemnas walked pst, red faced and out of breath.
"SO YOU GET TO 'SCREW AROUND' AND WE GET PUNISHED?!?!" Xmenas shrugged,
"I finished my chore first." Demyx growled and kicked Xemnas in the nuts. The tall man went done like a sack of bricks, and the blonde triumphantly walked off.