I STILL DON'T OWN SHIT, BUT I'M SAVING UP

As the group arrived to their headquarters, Roxas was still a bit shell-shocked, but had regained his verbal skills. As the groceries were stacked in the kitchen area, Xigbar quickly grabbed several bottles and a black bag and ran off to his room. Xemnas looked through the bags,

"WHERE THE HELL ARE MY FRUIT LOOPS!" he yelled, still on edge about the whole tampon ordeal. Axel shrugged and walked off, dragging Roxas behind him. Xemnas looked around for Demyx, hoping to find someone to maul. He only saw Lexaeus, he decided to forgo the beat down, and just give Larxene her 'feminine products'. He walked up to her room and knocked on the door. It opened and he thrust the box into her hands, or o he thought. Instead, Zexion just stood there staring at him half in shock, half in pure fear. Xemnas looked at the small, quiet boy, and took the boxes back from him, ripped on open, and stuffed th eboys mouth full of tampons. Zexion tried to spit them out, but there were to many, he instead ran off spouting a muffled version of 'help me get these out of my mouth, or I'll barf'. Xemnas looked in the room, to see Larxene laying in her bed, half nude looking at him incredulously.

"You couldn't have waited until we were done?" She asked, he grumbled and threw the unopened box of tampons at her. He slammed the door and left.

Xigbar looked around the room, and tried to find a spot to hide the tequila and other alcoholic beverages, so as to be consumed later. He left the room, to see Zexion running around, with a mouthful of tampons. He stopped the boy and stared at him intently,

"I don't know why, and I don't want to know, my only advice is to not tell anyone what happened." With that, he pulled on of the improvised mouth gags out of the boys mouth, and the rest shifted around and fell out.

"Thanks." Zexion said as he walked off, leaving Xigbar with a pile of tampons at his feet, and Saix walking up to him.

"Interesting collection, some people prefer coins." Xigbar gave him a rude hand gesture and walked away from the pile of hygiene apparel, and went to find Demyx and Axel. HE knocked on Demyx's door, to find him half nude reading a book.

"What?" he asked looking up,

"Why are you half naked reading a book?" Xigbar asked looking at the teen,

"How do you spend Thursday nights?" Demyx asked innocently. Xigbar chuckled,

"Midnight, come to my room, I got tequila." he said with a wide grin. Demyx nodded and Xigbar walked off. Demyx looked around for his shirt.

Axel stepped out of the closet, and stretched.

"You coming out or not?" He asked looking back into the closet, The inhabitant groaned and limped out. "That wasn't so bad was it?" Axel asked with an evil smile on his face. Xemnas groaned.

"AHHHH!" Xemnas screamed as he shut up in bed, he rubbed his head, and then he heard it,

"MY NAME IS CLOUD, I HAVE A SWORD, I FIGHT CACTUARS, CAUSE IM BORED, I LIKE TO RIDE ON CHOCOBOS, IT'S BETTER THAN HAVING AFROS!!!" Xemnas groaned and looked over to his clock, it read 2:30 AM.

"Damn it Demyx, quit singing!" he yelled as he walked out his door. When he opened it, he nearly passed out.

"BECAUSE I AM CLOUD, MY HAIR DEFIES ALL GRAVITY, AND I CAN'T HAVE TOO MANY POTIONS, OR I MIGHT GET CAVITIES." Demyx sang out loudly, and out of key. Though no one noticed that, the whole organization just noticed that he was dancing around nude.

Xigbar and Axel couldn't stop laughing, they hadn't expected Demyx to actually go sing nude, let alone dance around the whole compound nude while singing.

"This is the best day of my life." Axel said while laughing. Xigbar nodded, and took a another drink from his bottle.

"Well, it ranks up there, on another note, I found something very interesting in a magazine." HE shuffled around for the aforementioned magazine. He found it, and flung it at Axel. Axel quickly flipped through it, and found what had peeked Xigbar's interest.

"This is almost to evil for us man."

"ALMOST." Xigbar repeated with a grin.