Authors Notes: Ok, so we haven't updated in months… But we've been busy, trying out new hairstyles and uh… watching paint dry. Um, anyway enjoy.

The very next day, Will came into school trying not be seen by anyone, especially Miss Swan. He was walking to gym class when he saw Elizabeth walking towards him, but it appeared she hadn't seen him. So looking up and down the deserted corridor to make sure no-one had seen him, he darted into a nearby locker.

Suddenly Jack came round the corner and kicked the locker which Will was concealed in, mumbling, "Not another detention, just cause I was caught boozing in class! And apparently being rude, I only told the fat old cow to shove that project up her giant arse."

Suddenly the locker Will was in fell over, just after Elizabeth walked past. "Ow!" Will said, as the locker door fell open. Elizabeth turned round and frowned, "Are you stalking me or something?" Then she made her way to Gym.

Will turned bright red AGAIN and was lost for words, as Jack peered over him and smiled. A few moments later, Will chased Jack down the corridor.

The class stood in their Gym outfits, as they were just about to play a game of soccer. The game kicked off, and Will found himself with a football, being chased Anna Maria, who had a vicious expression on her face, in fact Will swore he heard growling coming from her. Will was starting to get tired now, he looked just in front of him. Then he saw her, Elizabeth, with a faint light coming from behind her, everything seemed to slow, as a smile started to spread across his face. Then he got tackled from behind by Anna Maria, and would you believe it, bumped into Elizabeth and landed right on top of her. Will gaped as her looked down and saw her face gaping right back at him. Jacks voice seemed to be very far away, until he realised what was actually being said.

"RAPE! RAPE ON THE FIELD!" Jack was shouting as the class started to gather round.

Will blinked and stuttered, "S-sorry!"

Elizabeth frowned, and mumbled, "Could you… get off?"

But before Will had the chance to do so, he was grabbed by the scruff of his neck by none other than Norrington, twisted around and punched right in the nose. (How pleasant. He certainly isn't going to be smelling things for a while!) Will stumbled backwards and grabbed his nose, which was now numb.

"What do you think you're doing on my girlfriend!" Norrington barked, as Will felt all eyes bore into him.

"I… Fell… Didn't… Mean… To…" Will whimpered, then he looked to Anna Maria. "She pushed me!" He said.

"Oh, using her as a scape goat eh? Well here's what I think of that!" Norrington took another swipe at Will and this time hooked him round the mouth, making Will spit up some blood.

"Don't forget he tried to rape Elizabeth!" Jack mentioned, helpfully.

"Who's side are you on!" Will asked, desperately, just before getting another hook round the side of the face.

Suddenly Ms Broom, came waddling up to the class, clad in spandex. "You two! Up to Mr Gibbs office, immediately!" She ordered, as everyone shuddered at what she was wearing.

"HA!" Jack laughed.

"You as well Sparrow." She mentioned.

"…Oh…"

All three boys walked up to the Heads office. Mr Gibbs.