By TeaFlower
The Disclaimer of Doom: Terra, Ackers, Gaia, Vines, Rai, Gengar (the character), Sailor and Fearful are my characters. Pokemon in general does not belong to me. When I say 'in general', I am referring to NPCs such as Lance, Pokemon such as Alakazam, the music such as the Credits Music, and the general concept.
Ackers: Terra?
Terra: Yeah, Ackers?
Ackers: I don't think anyone likes our story.
Terra: Don't worry, Ackers. If they don't like it, be at least comforted that someone likes it.
Ackers: Okay. Thank you Reviewer People! Even if one of you babbled in gobbledygook.
Terra: Is that a word?
Ackers: Nope!
Terra: (sigh)
Episode 7: Gaia Oak
"UGH!" Lance yelled in frustration. "You are a really good trainer, Terra! Here." Lance handed our favorite Pokemon Mastah some money and another pass. "Gaia beat you to the Room of Fame. If you want to be the ultimate Pokemon Master again, you have to beat him. Off with you now, kid!" Lance then ushered Terra into the next chamber, the Room of Fame.
---IN THE ROOM---
((cue the Champion Music from Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow))
Terra ran into the room to be greeted by her rival, Gaia. Now, hardcore Final Fantasy IX fans would notice something here. But I will keep that a secret unless you ask for it yourself!
"FINAL FANTASY DOES NOT BELONG TO THE AUTHOR!" Gaia and Terra screamed in unison. And thus we continue with the storyline.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't Terra, my favorite rival." Gaia drawled, "She's challenging me for my title as Pokemon Master. Too bad she's going to FAIL!"
"You're wrong, Gaia! It's you that's gonna fail!"
"I'll show you! Go, Pidgeot!" The giant bird appeared and said, in Pokemon-ish, "Fear my fury!"
"Go, Raibaby!" Rai appeared from the Pokeball and said, ((still translating!)) "Taste electricity, bird!"
"Rai, use Thunderbolt!" The rodent charged up the attack and sent the huge amounts of electricity through the avian creature. It fainted. "Yay!"
"Damn." Gaia cursed.
"Return, Raibaby!" Rai went back into the Pokeball of TROUBLE.
"Go, Alakazam!" The giant, yellow, mustachioed, spoon-wielding creature appeared and said, "Fear. My. Fureh."
"You've got a Psychic?" Terra asked, spinning the teal-and-silver ball on her finger. Gaia nodded. "I've got an Uber Psychic."
"What does 'uber' mean?"
"Over."
"Oh."
"Go, Ackers!" She threw the spheroid and it opened in the air, releasing the 'Uber Psychic' that we know as Ackers.
"Why do you say it's an 'uber psychic'?"
"Because…" Terra started, then Ackers joined in with her at the end, "he is an uber psychic." By the time the sentence was finished, Ackers was standing, in all his Mewtwo-ee glory, with his arms crossed across his chest and a look that definitely could send shivers down anyone's spine.
"HOLY CHEESE!" Gaia yelled. The Alakazam flinched. "What the frill IS that thing?"
"I am not a thing!" Ackers yelled.
Gaia screamed. "IT TALKS!" The Alakazam twitched. "Well, even if it talks, I can still beat it! Alakazam! Use Psybeam!" The creature held up the two spoons and a rainbow-colored sphere with a diameter of 3 inches appeared between them.
"Ackers, dodge and use Psychic!" Terra ordered. Ackers nodded. The beam came from the multi-colored sphere. Ackers jumped away and let loose his insane psychic powers. The Alakazam clenched it's teeth, then grabbed it's head, then fainted.
Gaia's mouth just hung open stupidly.
"Now, wouldn't you call THAT an Uber Psychic?" Terra asked with her hands on her hips. Ackers sort of floated there with an arrogant smile on his face.
"………… Alakazam, return!" The mustachioed creature returned to it's Pokeball. "Go, Rhydon!" The ugly stone… thing… emerged.
"Ackers, return!" Ackers returned. "Go, Vines!" The Venasaur appeared. "Use Razor Leaf!" Vines let loose a flurry of razor-edged leafs that attacked the stone… thing. It fainted.
"I'm getting tired of this…" Gaia muttered. "Return, Rhydon." The ugly stone… thing… returned. "Go, Gyarados!" The giant water serpent we all know and love appeared, looking ugly and angry as usual.
"Return, Vines!" The Venasaur went away. "Go, Rai!" Rai the Raichu appeared, sparking electricity from his cheeks. "Rai, use Thunder!" Oh, the pain that followed. Water + Flying + Electric DOOM. The thing fainted. It was charred to pieces.
"……………………………………………… return, Gyarados." POOF! Gone. "… go, Exeggutor." Ugly tree with heads for coconuts appeared!
"Rai, return!" No more rodent. "Go, SAILOR!"
"You are so dead."
"Not exactly. SAILOR! Ice Beam!"
"Damn."
Exeggutor dead. One more Pokemon left! "Alright, let's get this over with, Gaia!"
Gaia sighed. "Go, Charizard." The gigantic, flying, flaming lizard appeared, kinda sad.
"SAILOR, use Surf!" A gigantic tidal wave appeared, washing away the lizard. It fainted. "Victory…" Terra started, but then spun around, stopped, and held up an empty Pokeball before saying, "… is mine!"
"Well, this sucks." Gaia said flatly. He sighed and hung his head. "You're the new Pokemon Master… although I don't wanna admit it…"
((cut music))
"Gaia!" The voice we all know and love made Terra turn and Gaia lift his head. In walked none other than Professor Oak, everyone's favorite Pokemon researcher. "Wow, Terra. You've come so far since three years ago when you took Bulbasaur. You truly ARE the Pokemon Master. Terra, you have come of age!" He rounded on Gaia. "Gaia, I'm ashamed. I came when I had heard you were the Master, but when I got here, you had already lost! You may have teams that can beat any type of Pokemon, but have you cared for them? You've forgotten to treat your Pokemon with care and respect! Without them, you'll never be the champ again!" He turned back to Terra, who was inspecting her sneakers. "Terra, come with me." No answer. "Terra?" Still no answer. Oak sighed. He grabbed her wrist and dragged her into the next room.
"Gah!" Terra yelped at being dragged away from her spot on the floor. "I'm coming, I'm coming!" She began walking and caught up with Oak.
"Terra, this is the Hall of Fame." Oak said.
Terra looked around. "This is it? A computer?"
"Yeah."
"Lame."
"Well, we aren't remodeling. This is the Hall of Fame. I'm going to register all your Pokemon into the Hall." With that, the old scholar began typing quickly.
HALL OF FAME 2
L. 79 Raibaby
L. 71 Ackers
L. 64 GENGAR
L. 56 Vinesgalor
L. 55 SAILOR
L. 47 Fearful
((cue the Credits Music from Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow))
"WAHOO!" Terra screamed. Oak plugged his ears. "Let's go, EVERYONE! This is a time to celebrate!" Rai jumped up.
"TOGA! TOGA!" he yelled. He was wearing a toga made out of bed sheets. He ran around screaming.
Gengar was the next one out. "We are AWESOME!" She danced and sang parts of my favorite song, Rinbu Revolution.
Vines was next and he screamed, "RINBU REVOLUTION AND UTENA DO NOT BELONG TO THE AUTHOR!" He ran around in circles for a while and then started dancing to the music.
Sailor popped up next. He joined Rai in yelling 'toga'.
Our next Pokemon is Fearful. He screeched, "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!" Then he said, "WE WILL ROCK YOU DOES NOT BELONG TO THE AUTHOR!" He danced with Vines.
Last, but certainly not least, is our friend Ackers. He floated up and said, "We are the UBER TEAM!" Oak kinda flipped out at seeing Ackers.
"Um, Terra?" he asked the celebrating teen.
"Yeah?" she replied, while running around in circles.
"What is that thing?" he pointed at Ackers. Ackers' ear… thing… twitched.
"I'm not a thing." Ackers said calmly.
"Then what are you?"
"I don't know. What are YOU?"
Oak was offended by this comment. "A human. Why do YOU care?"
"Exactly. Why do you care what I am? You should only care about who a person is, not what they are. That's what started the Civil War and other wars of the like."
"That is a very wise thing to say." Oak said while rubbing his chin. "Then who ARE you?"
"I'm Ackers. Who are you?" Ackers replied, outstretching a paw.
"I'm Professor Oak." He grabbed the paw and shook it"
((cut music))
--Well, my loyal fans, here we are. A new chapter. And now, a sneak peak at the next THREE Episodes!—
Terra: Stupid waves!
Mysterious Voice: Humans have caused me nothing but pain. Now they invade my space. I can deal with it once, but again with new people, my patience has been spent!
Ackers: Well, that's confusing.