By TeaFlower
The Disclaimer of PAIN: I'm sorry for the short episode last time. Sadly, this one will be planned to be short, too. But watch out for our next episode! Gengar, my character, belongs to me, but Pokemon doesn't. I hope your swords are prepared! You're gonna need them.
Ackers: Did you HAVE to say that?
Terra: It's true, Ackers.
Rai: Do WE need sword?
Vines: I think so.
Rai: ((sighs))
Episode 22: Mewtwo Versus Gengar
When we last left Gengar, she was being confronted by my favorite angsty psychic, Mewtwo. Why was this happening? Gengar has stalked Mewtwo all the way to this nice little mountain in Johto. But, of course, Mewtwo was being paranoid. So Gengar did the only thing that a ghost could do at that moment.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" she screamed. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaackeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers!" She ran for her afterlife. Mewtwo blocked her path. He threw a Psybeam at her. It her dead on. She stumbled and almost fell off the mountain. She caught herself and let loose Night Shade, which distracted Mewtwo long enough for her to charge him with a tackle. He blinked, then threw a Shadow Ball at her. Gengar leaped over the orb and landed on Mewtwo's head.
"Dude," she said, "I just need you to do me a favor!"
"Yeah, right." Mewtwo said, sarcastically, throwing her off his head. Gengar landed on her feet and threw a rock at him.
"No, seriously! I just need you to get me back home!"
"Why should I trust you?"
"Um…"
"Exactly."
"Man, this is one of those times I wish Ackers was here." Gengar muttered. She jumped back on Mewtwo's head and started slapping him. "C'mon! What have I done to you?"
"You slapped me. You threw a rock at me. You tackled me."
"But you're the Great Mewtwo! This is kid stuff compared to what you can do! You can use Recover!"
"I wish I could."
"… all I want is for you to teleport me to the Fusion World. Then, you'll never see me again, okay?"
"… promise?"
"I promise!"
Mewtwo thought for a bit, then said, "Okay. I'll send Pikachu to make sure you STAY in this Fusion World of yours." With that, the Pikachu that Gengar tricked into attacking Mewtwo looked up.
"Uh-uh! No way!" it protested. "I am NOT going to a new world!" By this time, Mewtwo had made the portal. He went over to the mouse, picked it up, put it on Gengar's shoulder, and pushed her through the portal.
"Yes, you are." Mewtwo said.
---Cool. Gengar's series is over! From the way things look, we've got Ackers going next! Have fun!---
Ackers: What the FRILL?
Person 1: AIRE TAM STORM! Retreat! RETREAT!
Terra: I don't think we're in Kanto anymore…
Person 2: How did I wind up following you idiots?
Person 1: You came of your own free will.
Person 3: What do you think it is?
Person 4: Does it have Materia?
Persons 1, 2, and 3: No. Go away.