By TeaFlower
The Disclaimer of BATTLE: Pokemon and Final Fantasy 7 do not belong to me, but Ackers and Terra do! Alright, people! Thanks to a loyal fan, we've got someone new coming at us! Be prepared for BLOOD, GORE, and STUFF! (no blood or gore) Enjoy the last piece of Terra and Ackers' story!
Episode 25: One Winged Angel and Ninja
Yuffie trudged onto the Western Continent. She was dripping wet and looked like she could kill something.
"That cat is SO dead," she fumed, "He'll wish he was never BORN!" Yuffie then laughed maniacally and ran off towards the Northern Continent.
Deep inside the bowels of the Great Northern Crater, a silver-haired man sat, playing with a headless Barbie doll. His bright green eyes glowed and he wore a black trench coat with a black shirt and black pants. The Barbie doll was totally mutilated. The man just laughed as he swung the doll at a block tower.
"Soon, Jenny," the man said, "We will take over the world! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!" There was a grumbling sound, and the man jumped up. "But Mother! You said—" More grumbling. "Alright, alright. I'll do the dishes before I go take over the world…"
Yuffie jumped down and landed in front of the man. He jumped and pulled out a sword that was taller than he was. Yuffie laughed. "Hey, Sephiroth!" she greeted.
Sephiroth glared. "What do you want?" he asked, impatience clear in his voice.
"You wanna take over Planet?"
"Yeah. Why?"
"Well, I learned of something Cloud, Tifa, and Vincent have that could destroy you AND take over the world at the same time!"
Sephy blinked. "So? Aren't you on THEIR side?"
Yuffie nodded and added, "I am, but you see, if I want ANYONE taking over Planet, I want that someone to be someone from Wutai. This thing isn't from Wutai. It's not even from this planet! So, I would be more comfortable with YOU taking care of this thing. Then, we can TAKE OVER THE WORLD TOGETHER! What do ya say?"
Sephy thought for a moment. It could be a trick, he thought, but this thing can destroy me and ruin my chances of becoming a God…
"I'm in." With that, Sephy threw the Barbie into a wall and said, "Mother! I'm going to go take over the world!" He ran off with Yuffie, both of them laughing evilly all the while.
Ackers sighed as Terra fiddled with the staff. "Can we go home yet?" he asked, bored out of his mind. Tifa was staring at the sky, Cloud was cleaning his sword, and Vincent was staring out into space.
Terra absently shook her head. She was WAY too absorbed in this staff. Ackers sighed again.
That's when he noticed something charging right at them from the north.
At first, Ackers just stared. Then he blinked a few times, then tried to say something. It was just that nothing came out of his mouth until the something stopping right in front of him.
The 'something' was Yuffie and a guy with REALLY long silver hair and an even longer sword. He wore a black trench coat and black pants and… black everything. Ackers screamed.
"TERRA THERE IS AN EVIL PERSON WITH A SWORD AND THE ANNOYING NINJA IS BACK SAVE ME!" Ackers panted. Cloud looked up. Tifa looked over. Vincent sighed. Terra hit herself with her hand.
"Sephiroth!" Cloud gasped, drawing his sword. "Wh-w-WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YUFFIE?"
Sephiroth blinked. "She dragged me into this. Now, where was thing that was threatening my taking over the world?" Yuffie pointed at Ackers. Sephy laughed. "THAT is the biggest threat to my world domination?" He sighed. "Let's get this over with, I have a planet to conquer." Sephy swung his huge sword at Ackers' neck.
It stopped about an inch away from it.
Sephy blinked. Yuffie blinked. Cloud and Tifa blinked. Then Yuffie rounded on Sephy. "Aren't you gonna kill it?"
Sephy tried pulling the sword towards Ackers' neck. It didn't budge. "I can't move it!" he cried.
"Aren't you the awesome, infamous SOLDIER Sephiroth? Can't you even swing your own sword?" That set Sephy off. He swung madly at Ackers. Ackers raised an eyebrow. When Sephy ran out of energy (about 5 seconds later) there wasn't a scratch on Ackers.
Sephy blinked. "What is going on here?" Ackers laughed. Sephy floated into the air. "Whoa! WHOA!" He was flung towards the northeast. Yuffie watched. Yuffie then got flung off in that direction.
Ackers sighed. "Can we go home now?" Terra blinked, then nodded. She closed her eyes, then swung the staff. A portal thing opened. Ackers waved goodbye as the two of them hopped in.
Cloud, Tifa, and Vincent stared at the portal. "… you think we should…?" Vincent started.
"… go after them?" Tifa suggested.
"… get cookies?" Cloud said. He got punched by Tifa.
"Yeah. What Tifa said." Vincent said. He looked at his two team mates, who nodded. They ran into the portal, which sealed after them.
Yuffie was flying over the Planet. Hey! It's Round Island! She said. She saw Sephy in the forest. She flew past that and landed somewhere near Wutai.
"Ow!" she said. She stood and brushed herself off, then yelled, "I WILL GET YOU, INSANE CAT!"
---Sorry this took so friggin' long. Review, and stay tuned for the rest of THE CHRONICLES OF ACKERS! We already have a vote for Sailor, so… TAKE YOUR PICK!---