The Chronicles of Ackers

By TeaFlower

Disclaimer: Nothing owned by Nintendo belongs to me.

Guys, I'm sorry for the INSANELY short chapter last time.


Episode 31: Bowser versus Rai and Vines

Well, when we last left our heroes, they were charging towards a giant turtle. We shall call this turtle Bowser. Bowser knocked Mario far, far away and looked at his advancing foes. He could so very easily eat them up.

Bowser thought he'd do just that.

Before he got the chance, though, Rai electrocuted him. Vines smacked him with his… vines…

Bowser looked slightly dazed, but retaliated with him in his shell and spinning around in circles. Rai jumped off of Vines' back and dodged the attack but Vines was just too slow. The attack hit him head on and he fell over.

"VINES!" Rai screamed. He ran over to his fallen partner. Vines coughed.

"Rai… go on… ((insert cough here)) without me… ((insert hack here)) … go back… home… and save… (cough, cough) … the Fusion World…" Vines then fainted.

Rai looked at Vines and shook him. "Vines? VINES?" Realizing he wasn't getting up, he looked to the sky, raised his fists, and yelled, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He then proceeded to sob uncontrollably. Bowser blinked, then took this time to sneak up on Rai. Of course, he wasn't good at this. Rai turned to him with pure hatred raging in his eyes. "You BASTARD!" Rai then kicked Bowser's butt. Fairly quickly, too. After that, he went overkill on the turtle and just sent him flying into the sky.

Rai stood panting, looking at where he had thrown the turtle. He then turned to his friend. "Don't worry, buddy, I'll get us home." Rai whispered. "I don't know how, but we'll be home, soon."


Having looked thoroughly around the castle, Rai had found a princess. Mario came back and ran up to the princess.

"Princess Toadstool!" he yelled, bowing before her, "I'm so glad you're alright!"

Princess Toadstool smiled. "Why wouldn't I be alright? This little mouse saved my life!" Rai growled.

"I wasn't trying to save YOUR life. I was getting revenge. Now, about getting me and my friend back to our world?"

"Ah, yes. Just grab your friend, spin around three times, tap your heels together once, and say, 'I wish I was back home.'"

"… okay, then." Rai did just this. And he did find himself and Vines back in a nearly destroyed Pallet Town, standing next to Gengar, who had a Pikachu on her head.

Before Rai could say anything, she said, "Don't ask."


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