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Little Miss Sparrow

Thanks! I Rock! You Rock! But...I rock more!

"Hello to you too, Jack." Smith replied sarcastically with a roll of his eyes. He walked closer to the group. "That was a pretty nice speech you gave, Sparrow. And the burp," He winked, "Nice touch."

"Shut up and come on if you're coming."

"Now that's m' buddy!" He slapped Jack on the back and wrapped his arm around Will T's shoulder as they walked of towards the exit.

"Wait!" Elizabeth shouted, "Where are you three going?"

The three males turned back to face Lizzie. Will S. spoke up, "Well, we were going to go hang Vincent Mullroy and Kevin Murtogg by their underwear in the tree, but-"

"We were?" Jack asked curiously.

"Yeah!" Smith laughed. "But, we could always postpone that for you, baby." He winked at her.

Lizzie held up her hand to his face and rolled her eyes, "Ew."

Will S. held his hand up to his heart in mock hurt, "Oh, Elizabeth, that hurt!"

"Oh I'll show you hurt, Smith." Turner seethed through grit teeth; he pounced at the other Will.

"Whoa!" Jack exclaimed, "Not goood! Hold on! The last thing you want is to break out in a fight on your graduation day!" He held Turner back as Smith backed away with a his hand up in defense.

"Will, calm down. I was just playin' , yo!" He laughed.

Jack let Turner go.

"Now," Lizzie began again, "we need to stay in here so we can be ready for anything else that Principal Oxwood might announce."

"Fine," Sparrow said, "Come on Liz, Smith, Love," He turned to face Turner, "...Eunach."

Elizabeth stood up for Will and said, "He is not a eunach!"

A mischeivous twinkle shined in Sparrow's eye as he cast a sly grin, "You wouldknow, would you Elizabeth?"

"No! I didn't- I mean, we didn't- he just..." She trailed off with a blush as everyone cast her a dirty grin, "Shut up! You guys are so nasty!"

"Are we?" Sparrow continued, "It sounds like Lizzie isn't exactly 'Daddy's Little Angel', now is she?"

Ana smirked and playfully swatted his arm, "Jack! Be nice!"

"What? It's not me, it's her! And plus, love, since when has anyone ever reffered to me as 'nice' anyhow?"

"I have. But, then again, I was probably drunk. So...yeah, it makes sense." Jack glared at her as Elizabeth led them all away.

Elizabeth stopped all of a sudden and snapped around to face them, "And just for the record, we didn't do it."

Ana asked, "Then why were you blushing so hard?"

"Baby picture."

"Better question," Jack continued, despite Ana trying to cover his mouth, "Why were you looking that hard?"

Ana stopped her efforts to shut him up since he was too strong for her, "Jack!" She tried a different way for him to drop the subject, "If you don't stop pestering her, I'm going to take you tampon shopping with me tomorrow!" Both of of the Wills and Elizabeth fell out laughing at Sparrow's horror stricken expression.

"You wouldn't dare."

"Playtex. Period." She quoted the commercial with defiance in his eyes; everyone laughed harder.

"Ok, ok! I'll be nice, just promise me you'll reconsider!"

Ana feigned thinking her proposal over, "I'll think about it." She finally replied, causing Jack to sigh with relief. There are certain things that a man is not meant to go shopping for, and that is number one. So, with that thought heavy in his mind, Jack followed his friends back to a spot where they could talk some more.

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"Ladies and gentlemen!" Principal Oxwood announced at the microphone, "As you all know, this was my last year at this school. I will be retiring this year and will be replaced with Principal Cotton."

"It's about time the old hagbag retired," Will T. whispered to Jack.

"Yeah. When we was he born anyway, the Stone Age?"

"Yep. Didn't you know that Ug, the first caveman, was his brother?" The two chuckled quietly at this, recieving a glare from Elizabeth.

"Shh. Be quiet you two!" She scolded in a loud whisper.

Jack cast her a sly smile, "Ok, Mrs. Eunach. Are you-" He saw Ana glaring from his left, a tampon in her hand and he immediately clamped his mouth shut.

"You were saying, Sparrow?"

"Nothing, sweetheart."

"So," Principal Oxwood continued, "I wanted to say that each and everyone of you students were a complete joy, and I will miss you greatly. You have all been wonderful to have around too. I wish you the best of luck in your future, and I hope to see you again. But, right now, I'd like for you to see the man who will be taking my place. I introduce you to next year's principal, Mr. Cotton!" Everyone applauded and cheered as an elderly man came walking in with a parrot on his shoulder. His hair was grey and his skin milky white and wrinkled. When the applauds were through, he just stood there...staring at the crowd.

"Er...is he going to say anything?" Elizabeth asked Will S.

"I don't know, maybe he just has stage fright or something." He answered.

After a few minutes wait, the parrot on Mr. Cotton's shoulder squawked, "Awk! Hello little leeches!"

The crowd of people gasped, "Oh my gosh!" Ana squealed, hanging tightly onto Jack's arm. She pointed to the bird, "I...It talked!"

Jack chuckled, gently detaching his girlfriend from his arm, "Yes, love, it's a parrot." He grinned, explaining to her as if she were a small child, "That's what parrots do; they talk to you. Hey, guess what? If you try to give it a cracker, it just might peck at your finger too." He let out a sarcastic gasp and widened his eyes at her as if he had just discovered the world's most largest diamond; Ana glared at him and pinched his nipple hard through the red fabric, "Ah! Ow, ow ow, ow, OW! I'm sorry!"

She let go and looked back at the new principal, who was just standing there, not saying anything. "Well," Ana began, "This is boring."

"I know." Lizzie agreed. So, everyone just sat there, in silence.

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"That had to be one of the worst hour of my life!" Lizzie screeched as she and her friends made their way to the front doors to leave.

"What was first?" Will Turner asked.

"Babysitting Dylan and Jaylen!" The four of them walked out the door, laughing at Lizzie's description of the "heathens" was how she reffered to them.

"Hey," Ana piped in, "Where's Smith?"

Jack smiled, "Here he comes." He said, pointing to Will Smith as he ran over to catch up with the group. "What were you doing?"

Will tried to catch his breath before responding, "Did you think I was kidding when I said that I was going to hang Murtogg and Mullroy in the tree?" He smirked, pointing to the large Oak Tree behind them. They all turned around and laughed at what they saw. Mullroy and Murtogg were hanging by their underwear, in the tree, and struggling to get down.

"Wow," Lizzie giggled, "That has got to be the world's most painful wedgie." The rest agreed and walked to their car so they could go home. When they got in, all five of them turned on their cars, rolled down the window, stuck thier head out and yelled,

"College here we come! Woo-hoo!" Before honking in unison and driving off; their parents would meet with them eventually.

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