By TeaFlower
The Disclaimer: Nothing owned by Nintendo or Squaresoft belongs to me.
Now, it's the part we've ALL been waiting for… THE END OF THE MEGA SERIES! Hoo ha! I hope you enjoy this…
Episode 32: Cookies
When we last left Terra and Ackers, they had accidentally brought Cloud, Tifa, and Vincent along with them. Oops… and Gengar was forced to bring Pikatwo with her. Rai and Vines were in the clear, but Missingno followed Sailor and Fearful into the Fusion World. Oh, dear, this wouldn't end well.
Let's start with where the Trio of Terror landed. … in Terra's house.
"Ugh…" Cloud muttered, sitting up and rubbing the side of his spiky head. "Where ARE we?" It was totally dark in the house. "Tifa? Vincent? Where are you guys?" He stood and walked around until he stepped on something hard. "Huh?" he muttered and touched the hard thing. It was metallic. "Um… Vincent?" He stepped over the metallic thing and landed on something else.
"GAH!" Vincent yelled, "Cloud, get off my chest! I CAN'T BREATHE!" Cloud fell over as Vincent rolled to one side.
"Ouch! Vince, why'd you have to do that? You could have poked my EYES out!"
"Well, maybe if SOMEONE didn't step on people's chests, they WOULDN'T GET THEIR EYES POKED OUT!"
"Guys, calm…" Tifa started, but was interrupted by Cloud.
"MAYBE SOME PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE LIEING ON THE GROUND!"
"MAYBE SOME IDIOT SHOULD WATCH WHERE HE'S GOING!"
"Guys…"
"WELL, I DON'T SPEND THIRTY YEARS IN A COFFIN WITHOUT SHOWERING!"
"I DON'T PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE JUST BECAUSE I'M A SNIVELLING WEAKLING!"
"Guys…!"
"YOU WANNA GO, VAMPY?"
"BRING IT, PSYCOPATH!"
"GUYS!"
That definitely shut them up.
"Arguing won't get us anywhere. Now, anyone have a light?"
"Vincent!" Cloud yelled, "Use Flare!"
"Cloud, I don't think…" Vincent started, but Cloud swiped the Materia away.
"Flare!" he yelled. The whole house blew up.
Terra and Ackers found themselves near Gengar, Rai, Vines, Fearful, and Sailor. "Everyone alright?" Gengar asked, looking around the circle.
"Besides 3rd degree burns, I'm fine." Ackers coolly said.
"Yeah, I'm fine," Terra replied.
"I've been better…" Vines muttered.
"Besides being severely freaked out, I'm alright." Sailor and Fearful said in unison.
"Must… KILL!" Rai yelled, running around in circles. Everyone just stared at him.
"Well, we should…" Terra started, but then saw something over their heads.
"I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!" Missingno yelled, "I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!" Ackers gawked. Fearful fainted. Sailor screamed. Terra blinked. "I'VE DREAMED ABOUT IT EVERY NIGHT AND DAY! SPREAD MY WINGS AND FLY AWAY!" Missingno then fell to the ground. "Ow!" Everyone stared some more. Missingno had taken the form of No and had landed on its head.
"… mommy." Ackers said.
"What the frill?" Gengar asked.
"Um…" Missingno mumbled, "… hey, look! Shiny!"
"WHERE?" Ackers yelled and looked behind him. He saw Terra's house explode. "Um… pardon me, but I don't think explosions are shiny." The Contain materia that Cloud used to blow up the house fell and landed in Ackers' hand. "… unless there are marbles involved! Yay, marbles!"
Cloud, Tifa, and Vincent all fell from the sky at that moment. Cloud landed head-first, but his hair stabbed the ground, so he was upside down. Tifa landed on her butt and Vincent landed on his side.
"Nice going, GENIUS! We just blew up someone's house!" Vincent yelled.
"Well, maybe I wouldn't have if someone told me we were IN a house!" Cloud retorted.
"Oh, forgive me for your LACK OF RECONOSIANCE!"
"… I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!"
"Forgive me for your PERPETUAL STUPID DISORDER!"
"… huh?"
"YOU GUYS, SHUT UP!" Tifa screamed. That shut them up. Again.
"… you guys… followed us?" Terra asked, dumbstruck.
Cloud turned. "I wanted to get cookies."
"… COOKIE!" Mewtwo screamed and swooped down on our poor, idiotic heroes. "WHERE is the COOOKIE?" Ackers blinked, then floated away. He came back with a cookie. "COOKIE!" Mewtwo screamed, then ate the cookie. Soon, he fell asleep.
"I love sleeping pills." Ackers said.
EPILOUGE
Mewtwo woke up soon afterwards, having remembered nothing that happened.
Vincent punched Cloud in the face.
Missingno sang.
Pikatwo electrocuted Gengar.
Having been fed up with everyone, Terra sent them back to their own dimensions, wiping their memories with them.
AND SO ENDS THE MEGA SERIES OF THE CHRONICLES OF ACKERS.
---Sorry for the late update. Ah, well… read and review… some ideas would be nice!---