The Chronicles of Ackers

By TeaFlower

Disclaimer: Nothing Pokemon related belongs to me, but my OCs do!

I realized that some readers were kinda… confused… about last chapter. Um… we'll… get to that… later…


Episode 34: Whole Different World

After jumping into the yellow sphere, Mikoto and Omiword landed in the ocean. Well, Mikoto did. Omiword floated off of the surface of the water. They both blinked. Then Omiword floated away.

"Hey!" Mikoto yelled, barely keeping afloat, "Get your sorry butt over here and help your trainer! THAT IS AN ORDER, OMIWORD!"

Omiword looked over his shoulder and asked in a cold tone, "What have you done for me other than ruin an okay life?" Omiword then floated off, ignoring all of Mikoto's cursings and screams.

"Dammit!" Mikoto yelled after realizing that Omiword wouldn't be coming back at all. "What now?" She sighed, then looked around. "Where's land…?" she asked herself, not expecting an answer.

"Well, Cinnabar is about 5 miles south, you don't wanna go there," said a little voice. Mikoto turned and there swam two kids, a boy and a girl, identically clothed. They both had jet black hair and green eyes. The girl's hair was tied in a ponytail, while the boy's hair fell to right above his ears. "New Island is a little farther north, but no one there is friendly." The girl continued.

Mikoto stared at them. "Um… who are you two?" she asked.

The girl laughed. "I'm E… e… Emily! Yeah! And this is my brother, Norman! Heh… yeah… let's go with that…" Norman looked at her funny, but then sighed.

Mikoto blinked, then said, "Um… thanks… bye…" She then swam off. Once she was out of earshot, Norman rounded on Emily.

"'Norman?' 'Emily?' Where the heck did you pull THOSE names out of?" he asked.

"No, I slipped, but I covered it up well. Emily and Norman are pretty common names!" the girl replied.

"… can I be Emily, though?" No asked.

"… do I HAVE to Sky Attack you?" Em asked, before leading her idiotic brother away.


Omiword looked at the island. It had a big windmill, was painted a sort of gold color, and was covered in graffiti. "… who would DO that?" he asked himself, but wasn't expecting a reply.

"ACKERS! Yay!" a girl screamed before throwing herself at him. Omiword turned around to see 'Emily' coming right at him.

"EEP!" he yelled, before barely dodging her hug. "The heck's WRONG with you, kid?" Emily didn't respond, but flipped and hugged him. "AH, THE HUG! IT BURNS!" Omiword screamed. He tried to wiggle free of the hug, but the girl was too strong.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!" someone screamed. Another Mewtwo flew out of the graffiti-covered building. "You are SO dead!" it yelled telepathically. Em then ran for her life with the Mewtwo following her, throwing Shadow Balls at her all the way. Omiword just stared. He went into the building.

The building was very nice on the inside, but there seemed to be a lot of Sonic merchandise. There was a Sonic plushie, a Knuckles plushie… almost every Sonic character that had ever appeared was on the walls! … except Tails… who was absent… actually, a Tails plushie and a Tails Doll plushie were sitting in the fireplace, burning. (nothing Sonic belongs to me, btw) I don't think this guy likes foxes… Omiword thought. He floated into what appeared to be the living room, with a television, several video game systems (each one with at least one Sonic game plugged in), and a computer, with a website about some curse, Omiword didn't look.

Just when he was about to leave, the Mewtwo teleported in. Well, it LOOKED like that Mewtwo. But, just so you the reader know, it was actually Ackers. (Mewtwo and Ackers are VERY similar!) He stared at Omiword, who stared right back. Then, finally, "Hi, Mewtwo!" he said, cheerfully. "How are you?"

"… um…" Omiword started, but never finished.

"I see you're still obsessed with Sonic… I should've never let you borrow that game…" Ackers continued.

"Uh…"

"Did I interrupt something? I'm sorry… but you said we would play a game! I hope it's not the game where I clean your closet… I don't like that game…" Ackers babbled on and on about other 'games' Mewtwo made Ackers play, which include find the slipper, kill the Tails Doll, and pickle the sandwich. He did this until Mikoto came in, then saw him.

"Omiword!" she exclaimed, grabbing Ackers by the wrist, "There you are! Don't do that again, mister!"

"Uh…" Ackers said. Omiword started shaking with suppressed laughter. "I'm not Omiword."

"Don't you give me that!" Mikoto scolded, dragging Ackers away. "We need to get home!"

"… Mewtwo? A little help?" Omiword started giggling. "Please?" Mikoto dragged him off to who knows where.

Omiword blinked, then said, "Wow, that guy was annoying." Then, Mewtwo teleported in. "Oh, hi, Ackers," he said, telepathically, "… when did I invite you here…? … and why? … um… oh, yeah! We were gonna play Sonic the Hedgehog 3! Yay!"

Omiword stared at Mewtwo, then screamed, "I'M NOT ACKERS!" He teleported out of there.

"… I knew I should've played the game where Ackers cleans out my closet…" Mewtwo muttered, before going to his computer.


Omiword flew as far away from the island as he could. Soon, he found himself in Pallet Town. He looked around, then saw a blue-haired girl. She ran up to him, scolding him.

"Ackers," she yelled, "Where the heck have you BEEN? We've been looking for you everywhere!"

Omiword glared at the girl. "How many times do I have to say I'm not Ackers?" he asked. Then, Ackers flew in.

"Terra!" he yelled, "This girl with green hair keeps calling me Omiword and thinks I'm her Mewtwo! WHICH I AM NOT!" Mikoto trudged in, then grabbed Omiword.

"Remind me to kill you when we get home, Omiword," Mikoto said to Omiword.

"Okay, I'll do just that, as soon as you remind me to kill everyone who called me Ackers." He muttered.

Terra and Ackers stared. Then went back to their everyday things.


---Don't worry, FOOLS, Omiword will be back. WITH AVENGANCE! Yay!---