By TeaFlower
Disclaimer: All my OCs belong to me. Everything else? Nintendo.
The Zany Episode Q
TeaFlower: ((thinking about what should happen to Ackers next)) ((chuckles)) Yeah, throwing him in a pit of spider monkeys would be fun!
Omigosh: ((teleports in)) TeaFlower, I've been meaning to ask you something.
TeaFlower: ((doesn't turn around)) Ask away.
Omigosh: When was the last time I was even mentioned?
TeaFlower: Um… oh, crap!
Omigosh: What?
TeaFlower: I switched documents somewhere in the middle of the story and I password-locked the other episodes!
Omigosh: … and?
TeaFlower: AND I FORGOT THE PASSWORD!
Omigosh: … Internet. You posted episodes 1-34 on the internet!
TeaFlower: … I knew that! ((checks internet)) Episode 19.
Omigosh: This is technically episode 35, you know that, right?
TeaFlower: Yup. Do you mind, I want to play Chrono Trigger.
Omigosh: I haven't been mentioned for 16 episodes! When do I get mentioned next?
TeaFlower: ((turns on game)) Now.
Omigosh: … I knew that! ((floats away))
TeaFlower: Of course you did.
TeaFlower: ((playing Chrono Trigger)) I'm gonna beat Lavos this time! Yes I am!
Em: Author, can I talk to you for a minute?
No: Shouldn't it be 'may' instead of 'can'?
TeaFlower: You can talk all you want, Em. That doesn't mean I'll let you. But go ahead.
Em: Thanks. We've noticed that you've turned us into side characters. We haven't had a major appearance since… um…
No: … uh… a little help?
TeaFlower: Hang on… let me see what I've got here in my files… how the heck did my picture folder become pictures of random stuff AND a secret music folder?
Em: You got lazy.
No: You wanted to keep everything away from your brother, which is why you hide your folder in your mom's recipes folder.
TeaFlower: YOU AREN'T SUPPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE THAT!
No: Doh!
TeaFlower: Never mind… you last showed up majorly in episode 18. However, you also showed up in this episode and last one.
Em: I know. But when did we turn soft and not trying to kill Ackers?
TeaFlower: Meh.
Em: What do you mean 'meh'?
TeaFlower: I messed with your motives. Now, OUT!
Em: Fine. ((mutter grumble)) Come ON, No!
No: Cheese. ((follows Em))
TeaFlower: Finally. ((realizes Lavos killed party)) GODDAMNIT!
Ackers: I hate to interrupt you, Author, but may I ask you something?
TeaFlower: ((doing serious sprite work)) Ask away.
Ackers: Where did I come from?
TeaFlower: Storyline or real life?
Ackers: … real life, then storyline, please.
TeaFlower: Ackers the Mewtwo was based off of a Mewtwo in a very old Pokemon Red game. In this game, Ackers wound up at about level 77. There was also Rhybaby the Raichu, Fearful the Fearow, SAILOR the Dewgong, and a Gengar whom I forgot the nickname of. One day, some water or something got into the cartridge. Everything gone. It broke my heart. In storyline terms, Ackers, we don't know yet. I'll explain just about everything in your past next episode.
Ackers: Another question: In episode one of your manuscript, you have Terra saying 'Ackers' with three exclamation points at the end. Why?
TeaFlower: Once again, back to the game. In the game, Ackers was followed by three exclamation points.
Ackers: Okay. One last thing before I leave you to your pixel editing. Are you gonna do anything with your Fire Red game?
TeaFlower: Hmm… good point… I'll… work it in somehow.
Ackers: Okay! Thanks! ((floats away))
TeaFlower: Is that everyone? ((looks at computer screen)) ((realizes messed up hugely in spriting)) GODDAMNIT!
TeaFlower: ((playing SSBM)) Die, Falcon! Die, die, DIE!
Omiword: Guacamole!
TeaFlower: GAH! ((loses fight)) … OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!
Omiword: … oh, crapola on toast.
TeaFlower: ((ends episode)) UGH!