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Little Miss Sparrow

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It had taken a total of fifteen minutes for someone to come up with the key. Despite the fact that bug goo had somehow "magically" splashed itself on other's faces, clothes had been ripped, and some girls had somehow managed to fall in the tank to search for the missing key. In the end, some brunette by the name of Zena had somehow discovered it, but at Elizabeth's death glare, she handed it over to the fierce blond.

"Liz," Ana commented with a smile, "You're so evil."

"Thank you. I learned from the best."

"Aw, really? Now how about you go give that pretty little key to the store owner to unlock the safe so we can share our prize." Elizabeth smiled.

"All for one, and one for all." She handed it to the aging woman, who placed the key in the keyhole and gave a twist. Sudden 'Ooh's and 'Ahh's and 'Waa! I want mine's sounded throughtout the room. CLICK The door to the safe opened and revealed two bags: one labeled 'Johnny' and one labeled 'Orlando'. The storeowner gave Elizabeth the 'Orlando' bag, who clutched the black material in her hands as though it was the world's largest diamond.

'It's just as priceless.' Liz thought.

"Now," The owner began, standing on a chair, "Ladies, let's give..." She trailed off and leaned her head down to the winner, "Uh, what's your name, dearie?"

"Bloom. Elizabeth Bloom." The lady jerked back in surprise, causing Elizabeth to giggle, "I'm kidding! My name is Elizabeth Swann-soon-to-be-Bloom-after-he-dumps-his-Hollywood-girlfriend-so-I-can-be-the-mother-of-his-twelve-children-in-a-386 billion dollar-mansion-on-the-shore-of-a-secluded-beach."

"Er...yeah." The lady stood tall again and overlooked the crowd of slimy girls, "Let's give Elizabeth Swann a hand for finding the key and winning the prize!" Some girls cheered and applauded, others rolled their eyes, flipped their hair over their shoulder, and pranced out with their noses stuck up in the air; Ana snickered at this, calling out to them,

"Yo! Don't hate the player, hate the game! And if the nothing's wrong with the game, just hate the refferee and burn the mascot!" They scowled at her, but continued to leave, and Anamaria walked over to Elizabeth to congratulate her friend.

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"So," Ana began, reaching for Elizabeth's prize bag, "can I see what- Ow! That hurt!" She complained when Elizabeth hardly slapped her upper arm; Miss Swann narrowed her eyes at her friend.

"Ana, I love you to death, but I swear," She pointed to the item in her hand, her eyes never leaving Maria's, "If you touch this bag, you'll have no hands to touch anything ever again!" Anamaria nursed her redenning upper arm and backed away.

"O...kay. I'll just go clean my hands now." Elizabeth watched as she sprinted off to the nearest bathroom, just as Will came running over to her.

"So, what happened?"

Liz turned to face her curious boyfriend, "We had a contest."

"And?"

"I won!" She yelled triumphantly, opening her bag. Will's eyes widened and he moved to touch the bag, but immediately jerked away when Elizabeth slapped his arm.

"Ow! That hurt!"

"Do not touch the bag! Touch it and I'll make more than just your arm hurt!" Her eyes traveled down before meeting Turner's eyes again; he cringed and backed away.

"Okay, I won't touch your bag. Now, how about you go wash up?" Elizabeth nodded in agreement to this before walking to the bathroom, taking her bag with her. Will wathced her leave wtih fear in his eyes.

"Hey, Will!" Turner turned around as he saw Jack racing towards him with two bags in his hands, "I got us packed."

Will quirked an eyebrow, "For what?"

"Well, William, I know where the four of us can go for summer vacay."

"Where?"

Sparrow grinned, "What has many colors no matter where you look, burning heat, and sometimes very frustrating yet relieving when the long wait is over?"

Will thought about this for a while. What in the name of Listerine Mouthwash was Sparrow talking about? All of a sudden, it clicked, "Diarrhea?" The odd and disgusted look he was getting from Jack meant that he was obviously wrong.

"What? No, you oxy moron!"

"Hey!" He snapped, "I am no oxy moron!" Turner grinned and flexed his muscles, "I am a foxy moron." Jack fell out.

"You idiot! Shut up!"

"Fine, fine, what place have you come up with in that soft head of yours?" Jack glared at the last part.

"For your information, Mr. Turner, my head is hard."

"I know."

"Hey wait! That's not fair!" He slapped the laughing Will Turner on the back. "Would you shut up so I can finish?"

"Ok, ok, I'll be nice. Where are we going, Jack?"

"Disneyworld!"

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"Ana, I have a question I need to ask you."

"For what?"

"I'm doing this essay contest for and we had to choose a topic; I chose teenage sex to show just how much the number is growing. So," She took out a small yellow pad and her new Orlando pen. "Are you a virgin?"

Anamaria tossed her paper towel in the trashcan and then turned back to Elizabeth, "I don't think so. Last time I checked, I was a Capricorn." Elizabeth looked at her as though she were crazy.

"Are you serious?"

"What?"

"Mimi, that's a zodiac sign!"

Anamaria giggled, "I know, Lizzie, it was a joke to see your reaction; I'm disappointed at what I got. But, yes, I am still a virgin." Lizzie playfully rolled her eyes and jotted it down.

"Did you know that I've asked this a ten people so far, and yet only four of them are still virgins?"

"Who?"

"You, me, Jack, and Will. But, I highly doubt that Sparrow is tellling the truth. Ow!" Elizabeth rubbed her throbbing arm where Ana had smacked her.

"Hey, I didn't say anything about your eunuch of a boyfriend!" Liz glared.

"He! Is! Not! A! Eunuch!"

A secret smile graced Ana's lips, "Lizzie, did we or did we not go through with this discussion a few weeks back?" Swann blushed and made her way out of the girl's bathroom, a giggling Anamaria at her heels.

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"Did you just say Disnyeworld?"

"Yeah! It would be fun! Think about it; scaring little children into giving up their fast passes, riding Expedition Everest four times straight, taking pictures with Mickey and his other oversized animal pals, eating funnel cakes 'till you pop, and spilling ice cold Coke down Elizabeth and Anamaria's back when they aren't looking? It's the American dream." Will chuckled and shook his head at his excited friend.

"Jack, why not just Universal Studios?"

"Because there are no giant rats there that I can pick on!"

"Uh...Jack, we all you can be a bit slow at times, but for some reason, I thought that Mickey Mouse was a mouse."

"Shut up, Turner." Jack glared just as he saw Ana and Liz coming back.

"I was thinking," He overheard Ana say to Liz, who was still hugging her black bag and glaring at every girl who eyed it, "How about if we all made up cute little pet names for each other?"

"Why?"

Ana shrugged, "I don't know, just for fun."

"O...kay? What did you have in mind?"

Anamaria thought this over for a little as the two made it over to Will and Jack, "Uh...how about Pooh Bear for me and Tigger Tigg for Jack?" Lizzie nodded in agreement to the cute names.

"Nice, nice. For me, I'm thinking Tweety Sweety and Will can be...Mickey Mouse?"

"Mickey Mouse, Lizzie? I'm sure you can come up with something better than that."

Elizabeth thought this over, "How about Mickey Mick?" Ana thought this over.

"It'll work...for now."

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"Will!" Jack shouted, "They're gonna torture us!"

"What are you talking about, Sparrow?"

"I overheard Ana and Liz talking about something, and it sounded like they said, 'How about if we all made Mup cue his little pet to mane each other?' Then Lizzie asked, 'Why?' Ana said it would be fun and Liz asked what she had in mind. She's gonna sick a bear and pull a trigger on me, then Elizabeth is gonna atttack you with a bird and mouse."

"How do you know it was a bird?"

"She said tweet tweet!" Will gasped at this information.

"What did we do?"

"Well, I don't know what you did," Will began, "but I wore Elizabeth's underwear one day and kinda cut the cheese in them. I thought the smell would be gone by now though! You don't think she found out, do you?" Jack backed away from Will and looked at him as though he were crazy.

"You're a sicko, man, a plain sicko."

"Is that a compliment or an insult?"

"I don't know, I haven't thought that far yet." He turned behind him and saw both Ana and Liz coming with something silver in their hands, "Oh no!" He shouted, facing Will again, "We been real bad boys, and now we're gonna die!" He latched onto Turner's arm, "Don't let 'em get me! I'm too pretty to die!" Will scoffed and detached from the cowering teenager.

"Pshaw! You wish you were pretty! Even a blind man could tell you look like Bozo on Crack! Now, me on the other hand," He smiled and moved his fingers through his brown curls, "I'm gorgeous."

"That's the same thing my grandmother said when she dressed up in some skin tight leather pants, claiming to be the next Charlie's Angel." Will glared and knocked Jack in the back of the head, "Ow! Hey, it's not my fault you fall into these traps; you're too vulnerable, William." He looked back to see that Liz and Ana were getting close with their shiny silver weapons. "They're coming!"

"Hey, guys!" Ana greeted, smiling; Jack and Will screamed and hopped on the nearby bench.

"Don't you 'hey guys!' us!" Sparrow shouted, attempting to look like he was about to do karate but only making it look like he had underwear two sizes too small jammed up his butt, "I'm a rainbow belt, so get back!"

"Yeah!" Will piped in, copying Sparrow's position, "Go away to your evil layer, you mean,"

"Stone hearted!" Jack filled in.

Will continued, "Evil souled!" Sparrow and Turner continued the list.

"Wretched!"

"Witchful!"

"Cold hearted!"

"Vile!"

"Inhumane!"

"Child murderous!"

They finished in unison, "Horrifying harpies!" Liz and Ana stared at the two men with disbelief.

Liz recovered first, "What are you two numbskulls talking about?"

"Oh don't play that 'I'm just an innocent saint with a normal unhealthy addiction to Orlando Bloom. Look, a shoe sail!' garbage! I know what you two are really up to!" Will shouted, his eyes narrowed at the weapons in their hands, "All I ever did was love you, Lizzie, what did I do to deserve this?"

"What?" Ana and Liz walked closer, errupting terrified screams from both Jack and Will as they backed up some more and jumped onto a small garden patch. People began looking at them as though they were crazy, causing Liz and Ana to apologize for the behavior of their childish boyfriends.

"Get back!"

"Jack Sparrow, what-"

"Captain!" He corrected; Ana glared and stepped closer, the sun glinting off of her deadly torture tool.

"Captain my butt! Stop acting like a baby and get down here!" Jack yelped when she aimed to grab his ankle. He and Will jumped away from the two girls and grabbed onto the closest thing they could reach, which just so happen to be a hanging poster of a "Victoria's Secret" model. One side of the rope popped, which caused Will and Jack to swing about.

"AAAHHH!" The screamed at the same time as the two of them ran into carts, stands, people, food, and ended hitting the window to "KB Toys"; they fell to the ground and massaged their aching heads just as Ana and Liz came running over to them.

"Oh my God! Are you two alright?" Asked Ana as she and Liz attempted to help the two males to their feet, they batted the helping hands away and stood up on their own.

"As if you care!" Will shouted. "Back away, foul beasts, back a-way." He hissed with narrowed eyes. He and Will cast one last look at the silver things in Ana and Lizzie's hands before walking backwards to the exit, their hands outstretched as though they were getting ready to kungfu chop. Elizabeth and Anamaria shared a confused glance before following Jack and Will out of the mall.

Ana leaned over to Elizabeth as they examined their silver "weapons", "With the way they acted, you'd think they've never seen a pair of fingernail clippers before." Elizabeth nodded in agreement and opened the door so she and Anamaria could hurry and find Tweedledummer and Tweedledummest before they ended up running some poor old lady over with their cars because they thought her inhaler was a taser. Poor woman.

Author Gibberish That Nobody Reads: Was it funny or stupid? I didn't laugh while I was typing it like I use to, so...yeah. Your opinion please?

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