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"What should we do?"
"Ooh!" Will piped in, "Let's sing the 'Crap' song. It always helped me get through the 'Bottle on the Wall' song that my parents use to sing on our way to Grandma's house."
Jack quirked an eyebrow, "O...kay? How does it go?"
"Like this," Will explained, "Through the whole song, Liz and Ana will be singing 'Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap, crap, crap.' You and I will be singing the lyrics, and everytime we come to the word, 'Crap' and the end of each line, Liz and Ana will emphasize it."
Jack nodded, "Alrighty then. Tell me the lyrics."
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After Will had explained the lyrics to Jack, the four of them started singing, Ana and Liz started with, "Crap!"
Will began the first line, "All I really buy is-"
"Crap!" Ana and Liz said in unison; the beat to the "Shout" song played in the backround.
Jack started line two as Ana and Lizzie continued their part, "In the morning, bying-"
"Crap!" The beat to the "Shout" song played.
"In the evening, bying-"
"Crap!" The beat to the "Shout" song played, making them pause.
"I like to-"
"Shop!"
"At Wal-Mart, I fill my-"
"Cart!"
"Home shopping network on speed-"
"Dial!"
"Every yard sale in fifty-"
"Miles!"
Jack and Will said in unison, "THE OTHER-"
"Day! Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap, crap, crap."
"I found this cool place called E-" Will laughed.
"Bay! Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap, crap, crap."
Jack said, "Where I can buy without-"
"Delay! Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap, crap, crap."
"I bought a dog that was a-"
"Stray! Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap, crap, crap."
"And a slightly used-"
"Toupee! Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap, crap, crap."
"A coupon for a new-"
"Buffet! Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap, crap, crap."
"One half-eaten Milky-"
"Way! Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap, crap, crap."
"Now I go there every-"
"Day!"
"THE! OTHER!-"
"Day!"
"I bought a jock strap made of-"
"Clay! Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap, crap, crap."
"And a book of tooth-"
"Decay! Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap, crap, crap."
"A deadly lookin' martian-"
"Ray! Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap, crap, crap."
"A piece of toast with Jesus'-"
"Face! Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap, crap, crap."
"Dead flowers from the Rose-"
"Parade! Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap, crap, crap."
"Some ab thingy for my-"
"Waist! Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap, crap, crap."
"A girlfriend I can-"
"Inflate Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap, crap, crap!
They did two quick clapps,Will began while his friends sang in the backround,"As seen on TV!"
"Crap! Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap, crap, crap."
"Elmo and Furbees!"
"Crap!"
"Troll dolls and Speedoes!"
"Crap!"
"Twinkies and Cheetos!"
"Crap! Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap, crap, crap."
"All we really buy is-"
"Crap! Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap, crap, crap.
"All of the lanfills full of-"
"Crap! Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap, crap, crap."
"The earth is piling up with-"
"Crap! Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap, crap, crap."
"Humans are really full of-"
"CRAP!" They all finished in unison, laughing.
"Will, where did you come up with that anyway?" Ana asked, giggling.
"Flowgo (dot) com. You know that day when Brittany told you her friend had to show me something on her myspace?"
"Yeah."
"That was it." All them started laughing as they stared out the window, "What now?"
Liz sighed, "I don't know."
"Ooh!" Jack started, "Let's look out the window and name all the things we find on the road. One, I just saw a flat squished squirrel just now, its head was all the way across the road though."
"Ew!" Liz and Ana grimaced at the thought, "Fine," Ana agreed, "we'll do it, and Will?"
"Hmm?"
"Stop at a rest station, I gotta pee."
Will wrinkled his nose and scrunched his eyebrows, "Uh, Ana! T.M.I!"
"Sorry!" She laughed, "I'm known to just spit out whatever is on my mind. For instance, Elizabeth, your hair looks like a bird's nest. Jack, your shoes remind me of Bozo the Clown on crack. Will?" She leaned forward and looked Turner up and down; she opened her mouth to say something, but shook her head and sat back, smiling, "No comment."
"Hey!"
"Drive, man, before I leak on your seat!" Turner gasped and drove as if he was at Nascar. "Ah," Ana smirked, "Them ponies really know how to giddy-up."
Liz looked confusedly at her, "Ponies? All I see are cans, boxes, and mattresses."
"I'm talking about the Horsepower in Will's car, you dunce!"
"Oh!" Elizabeth laughed, "I was a little confuzzled there for a bit."
"Yeah," Jack said, "I can see. You are so slow! Ow!" He yelled, rubbing the back of his head where Elizabeth had whacked him with her flip-flop. "Must you always resort violence, Miss Swann?"
"When it comes to you, yes! Either I hit you, or I flat out kill you; your choice, Pirate Boy."
"Hitting! Hitting is perfectly fine!" He answered fearfully.
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Will gasped, "Look! A poor little doggy!" He said, pointing to where a black dog lay by the median, dead.
Jack took a bite out of his apple, "Aw, looks like your future husband won't be at the wedding, Mimi."
She glared, "You wanna get your nipple pinched again?"
He bowed his head in mock sadness, "Sorry, love."
After that, the four of them sat in silence until Elizabeth noticed something, "Uh...is it just me, or is there a toilet on-"
"Toilet!" Ana screeched, "Where? Pull over, Will!"
Liz finished, "I meant, there was one on the side of the road."
"So?" Ana yanked a strand of Will's hair from the back seat, "I said, pull over Turner!"
"And let you whiz in some germ infested toilet for the whole world to see? No!"
Jack sat up, a sly smirk on his face, "I wanna see! Pull over, man! It's very rare that one gets to see their girlfriend's with their pants off. Chance of a lifetime, mate! Ow!" Sparrow nursed his cheek where Ana had slapped him, "I...don't think I deserved that? Do, I mean!" He corrected when Anamaria raised her hand again.
"But seriously," Will assured, "we'll be at a rest stop in a few minutes. Until then, what else can we do. Obviously, the name the trash game isn't working." Jack, Will, Ana, and Liz thought over the possibilities. They could make faces at other cars, or guess what song each other was singing, or...sleep?"
Ana gasped quietly, reaching into thier snack bag and pulling out a carton of chocolate pudding. She slowly pulled the lid off and poured the contents onto Elizabeth's head; said female screamed. "You!" Liz opened a bag of chips and tossed them at Anamaria.
"Hey!" Jack yelled, "What are you two doing?" Liz and Ana exchanged a look and then grinned at Jack.
"Food fight!" At the same time that Ana threw a Pop-Tart at him, Liz sprayed a can of Coke; Jack laughed, putting his arms up in defense.
"Stop!" He tossed things at the girls in the back as they threw things back at him. Soda, chips, candy, and baked goods were all over the three of them. Elizabeth was coated in both vanilla and chocolate pudding, Anamaria was decorated like a sundae, minus the ice cream, and Jack was dressed in potatoe chips and doughnut pieces. "Back, evil witches!" He threw a cookie at Ana's forhead, recieving a splash of chocolate pudding on his face in return.
"Aahh! Stop, no!" Crackers were tossed at Elizabeth, as were juice cartons and whipped cream, "Aahh! Will, help!"
Turner shrugged, "Ok, if you say so, darlin'." With one hand on the wheel, he picked up a full juice carton, opened it, and soaked Liz in the fruity substance as Jack crumbled cookies on her and Ana continued to smear pudding on her. Once they stopped, seeing as how Liz looked like walking snack store, they turned evil eyes to Anamaria; she backed up with a horror stricken expression on her face.
"What? Why are you looking at me like that?" Jack shook a can of Sprite whilst Liz took off the lid to the whipped cream and Will pulled into the rest area parking lot. Once parked, he took off his seat belt and got a bag of skittles; they stared at her with evil smiles on their faces, "No, no. Don't even think about it!"
Turner, Swann, and Sparrow exchanged glances before shrugging and turning back to sitting the right way in their seats; Ana sighed and relaxed.
"Now!" Elizabeth yelled, and the war began with the coating of food and endless tickling.
"STOP! I HAVE TO PEE!" She laughed whilst Elizabeth and Will painted her in food, and Jack jumped in the back, tickling her to no end. "Aahh! Stop! I can't hold it anymore!"
"Come on!" Will shouted, "More torturing! This is for all the slapping, hitting, insulting, and put downs!"
"I'm sorry!" She laughed, holding her legs together, "I'm sorry! PLEASE! Stop it! Aaahhh!"
"And..." Jack drawled, "...NOW!" At the same time, he and the other two let Ana go.
"Oh my God!" She panted, struggling to sit up; she tried to open the door, but it wouldn't open, "Will, unlock the door!"
Turner sighed, "I don't know, Mimi." He made a poor effort to reach for the 'unlock' button on the door,"I...can't...reach...it. Arms...too...short."
"WILL!" Ana begged, pulling on the handle of the door. Because she was in so much of a hurry, she forgot that she could just pull the lock up with her hand. "Come on! Open the door, you- Aaahh!" She screamed. Will had unlocked the door during her ranting, and because she had been pulling on the handle, the door swung open and she went falling to the ground; Jack, Will, and Elizabeth laughed as they watched her hop, completely covered in snack food and with her legs tightly closed, to the bathroom.
AGTNR: Feedback is much appreciated, loves. Now that we've got a chapter that has an actual meaning to it, shall we see what I need to improve on? Oh, as for the 'Crap' song. If you want to hear how it really goes, go to Flowgo (dot)com, click on the button on the left side that reads "Big Big Toons" and choose the picture that has a guy surrounded by junk. The title is called, "All I Really Want Is Crp!"