Ok, don't blame me for my laptop/tablet being stolen therefore rendering me unable to type up my fanfic. I still haven't found it. AND I LOST IT THE DAY I GOT A NEW STYLUS! I AM SO MAD. On with the story in Ash's POV. XD

Ash's POV

I stared forlornly at the burnt piece of something and a bowl of lumpy stuff. This was breakfast? I pinched my nose and dangled the burnt thing above my mouth and quickly stuffed it in. Gagging, I spat it out. Into my bowl of lumps. Oops.

"This stuff is so disgusting that even Ash won't eat it." Gary growled. Hey! Before I could yell at him a red haired girl butted in.

"We have been eating this for the past two weeks. Deal with it like a man." I stared at her in awe. Wow. She was awesome.

"Ooooooooooo, Gary, you'll need a burn heal for that." Drew remarked.

"Shuddup."

"What? You want to keep on eating this food for eternity, Misty?" A girl wearing a red bandana asked. So the hot red-haired girl was called Misty. Wait, what? I smacked myself. I sounded like Gary.

The bandana girl continued:

"I'm gonna go and order that chef to cook better. I've had enough. This is so yucky my munchlax wouldn't eat it and so little that it wouldn't feed a rattata. I'm gonna overthrow the chef. Any of you coming?" she asked three girls sitting with her. The blue-haired one stood up right away.

"Yup, I'm totally in, May. What about you Leaf?" The brunette hesitated but then glanced at the breakfast laid out in front of her and nodded.

"But only if you come too Misty."

"Oh, fine."

"Wait!" I yelled. "I wanna go to!" Bandana girl shrugged. Gary stood up as well.

"I'm going."

"Well, I wouldn't want to miss out on the fun. So June, count me in."

"IT'S M-A-Y, MAY, GET IT RIGHT, CABBAGE HEAD!"

"Jeez. Okay, calm down December." Drew held up his arms in surrender.

"IT'S MAY!"

"Okay, April."

"I'm gonna ignore you. Let's go gang."

Paul stood up and muttered

"I suppose I'll have to keep you guys out of trouble."

Dawn's POV

Mmmm, May sure has good contacts. This dinner is like the best of the best. All it took was a little sweet talking and voila, Cilan and Iris Dent, (AN: Cilan & Iris are married, and no, Iris is not the Champion of Unova.) 5 star hotel chefs, at your service. I snapped a picture of the dessert and Instagrammed it. #TotallyDelicious

"Pip pip pip!" Piplup agreed.

"Like it?" Iris asked. I nodded, my mouth full of chocolate moose. She put her hand on my shoulder. "It must be horrible being an orphan. Especially as a result of this horrible war. The world has been fighting for five years and we still have no idea who we're fighting. We just know some assassin group is out kill and then, boom, a war. For five whole years."

Drew's POV

"January, you eat like a snorlax. Slow down, woman. Don't you have any manners?" Bandana head stopped shoveling food down her mouth and glared at me.

"IT'S MAY! IS THAT SO HARD TO GET INTO YOUR THICK HEAD?!"

"Look who's talking." I muttered.

"I HEARD THAT!"

"Oh, well done for having ears. Do you want me to give you a gold star for that?" I sarcastically.

"Humph." I stood up.

"Well, I'm going to my room. See you." I turned away and tossed a rose over my shoulder. Bandana head caught it. "For entertaining me during dinner." Then I slipped up into my dorm.

Gary's POV

"I thought happiness started with a H. Why does mine start with U?" I asked the sexy brunette sitting opposite me. She ignored me. What?! How could this babe resist my male charm?

"Oooo, playing hard to get are we?"

"Go away."

"Feisty. I like it."

"I said, go away!"

"Does your left eye hurt? Cause you've been looking right all d-"

"WHAT PART OF GO AWAY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?" She yelled, cutting me off. I scooted over and slid my arm around her.

"RIGHT, THAT'S IT!" She stood up and attempted to kick me in the balls. Using my lightning assassin speed, I dodged it. And ended up 10 metres away in less than a second. Oops. Confusion was written all over her beautiful face.

"H-ow?" Enraged, Paul stood up and ran over to me and smashed his fist into my skull. Then black.

Boss' POV

I inspected the soil of Mt Moon. Yes. The portal can be created here.

"I will summon the power of Mew, Shaymin, Manaphy and Vitcini and rule the world! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-HA-HA-HAHAHAHAHAH!"

Short Filler Chapter. I will post again on the 19th or 26th depending on stupid homework. Review!