Disclaimer: I do not own kingdom hearts but I wish I did cuz then areith would so be with yuffie!

I wasn't going to make another chapter but I had a change of heart so here it is!

Can You Help me Put This On?

Riku and Sora slowly walked out of the salon to meet Kairi and Selphie.

"Oh, you two look so handsome!"

Sora blushed and put his manicured hand up to his now soft skin.

"So how did you like it?' Kairi asked inquiringly.

"I liked it all except when they waxed my eyebrows! I saw you talking to the waxer!" Sora said looking at Kairi.

She whistled ,"I don't know what your talking about!"

Sora rolled his eyes then spotted Hot Topic across the way.

"Ooh can we go there please Kairi??!" Sora said as he dropped to his knees and frantically pointed to the dark looking store.

Kairi rolled her eyes and shrugged, "Sure, but only for a few minutes."

Sora and Riku high-fived and ran into the store.

The first thing they saw were the people. People with mohawks, peircings in weird places and baggy clothes.

They turned around at a familiar voice and saw Axel arguing with an employee.

"I said I wanted black eyeliner! This is charcoal! Got it memorized?!"

They laughed and continued to walk through the store. About halfway through an employee with a pierced lip, nose, eyebrow, and ears came up to them.

"Can I help you with anything?"

Sora and Riku took one look at him and ran out of the store.

Sora let out an exaggerated gasp as he walked into Bath and Body.

"I-I can't breathe!"

Kairi sighed and smacked him over the head, something she had been wanting to do all day.

Sora rubbed his head and shutted up.

Riku walked around the store smelling the different lotions. He didn't think this place was that bad until he noticed people staring at him. He then went to go stand next to a sulky Sora.

"Soraaaaa Rikkkuuu!" came the singsong voice of Selphie as she bounded towards them.

"Which one should I get?" she said and held up two bottles.

Riku took them into his hands and smelled them.

"Well, the Warm Vanilla Sugar would be better for relaxing and the Cucumber Melon would make you feel more energized. Not like you need that."

"Thhhhanks Riku!" Exclaimed Selphie and leaned over to give Riku a kiss on the cheek. "That helps a lot!"

He looked to his side to see Sora looking at him with an annoyed expression on his face.

"How come you always get the girls?"

Sora moaned and covered his eyes with his hands.

"I thought you two did all your girl-stuff shopping at Victoria Secrets!"

Kairi rolled her eyes and entered the changing room with her hands full of bras.

A few minutes later Sora and Riku here Selphie and Kairi in the changing rooms.

"Riku can you help my get the back of this thing?" comes Selphies loud voice.

"Yeah Sora can you help me?" Kairi said.

Sora and Riku looked at each other with wide eyes.

"NO WAY!"

"Come on Riku please? For me?" said Selphie in her most sugary voice.

Riku sighed and and walked towards the door with his hands covering his eyes. "Fine, but I better not see anything." Riku had always been a sucker for the little Selphie.

Kairi on the other hand had a different approach to make Sora help her.

"Sora help me or else we won't go to the food court at all today!'

Sora groaned and walked in with his eyes covered too.

"Geez what were these people thinking when they made this?" Riku muttered as he tried to connect the back of Selphies bra for her. Of course it might have been easier if he had his eyes open.

Selphie sighed, "You know Riku you can open your eyes. I don't mind and I didn't think you did either."

"Why wouldn't I mind?" Riku said with his eyes still shut.

"Well you know because you've you know seen me before."

"Seen you what?"

Selphie turned around in surprise which caused Riku to open his eyes.

'Come on Riku don't you remember? I thought we had fun."

"We did but I don't want the whole world to know."

Selphie narrowed her eyes, "Fine by me!" she said as she pushed Riku out the door.

Sora wasn't having any more luck with the bra then Riku did.

"AWWW! This is impossible!"

"Then open your eyes and do it stupid!" Kairi said angrily.

Sora slowly opened his eyes but the first thing he saw was not Kairi's back but her reflection in the mirrior. He couldn't help but stare.

"SOOOORRRAAA..." Kairi growled.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry1 I didn't mean to stare at your boo-"

"You were what! I was talking bout you leaving the door open!"

Sora turned around to see people staring at him.

"Leave!" Kairi yelled."

"Gladly." Sora said as he ran out the door.

Yay! Chapter two! Sorry that its more perverted an not as much humor! I just wanted to explain what happened between Riku and Selphie! I'm running out of ideas for stores! Please review and tell me what store they should go to next!

Cya!