Disclaimer:I do not own Kingdom Hearts because if I did would I really be typing Fanfiction?

Oh Orlando!

Sora stared at the store in awe.

"Where's the sign?" he said turning toward Kairi but she had disappeared into that store already.

Riku looked at him like he was an idiot.

"You've never been into Hollister?"

Sora snorted ,"You have."

Selphie tugged on their arms.

"Come on lets go inside!"

The first thing Sora noticed was how dark it was. He let his eyes adjust and then realized that Riku and Selphie were gone!

He looked around wildly until he spotted Kairi. Sora went up to her and tapped her on her shoulder. She turned around and... it wasn't Kairi. Rather a big burly man in a skirt like Kairi's.

"Um...oh, sorry...I thought you were someone else." Sora stuttered.

The big man cracked his knuckles ans stared at him with angry eyes.

Sora began to back away when he felt someone grab his arm and pull him out of the store. He sighed with relief when he saw kairi.

"Sora why did you wander away?" Kaiei asked accusingly.

"ME?! You're the ones that left me!" Sora reorted.

"Yeah because we thought you would look at the boys section!"

"Oh..." said Sora.

Sora looked around to see Riku and Selphie emerging from the store laughing.

"We saw what you did Sora!" Selphie managed to sputter.

"Yeah yeah..." Sora muttered.

"Oh my gosh look!" Selphie yelled pointing at a bright sign that read "Clairie's".

"Lets go!" Kairi squealed.

Sora and Riku sighed and followed them into a cramped bright store filled with jewelry and accessories.

Riku ran into Selphie when she stopped dead to stare at something. Riku and Sora followed her gaze and saw a blown-up picture of some guy with scruffy hair.

Sora smirked, "Who's that?"

Selphie turned and stared at him like he was crazy.

"Who's that? Who's that?! WHO'S THAT?!"

Then a dreamy little smile began to play around Selphies lips.

"He's only the hunkiest guy on earth. Orlando Bloom." she whispered.

Sora looked up and realized that Kairi had the same faraway look as Selphie.

Sora snorted. So they think he's better than him, eh?

"Yeah well look at this!" he said motioning to Kairi.

"Look at all this hair on my upper-lip!"

Kairi raised her eyebrows and turned back to Orlando Bloom with her dreamy look returning.

"He's so hot and I bet he's great in bed." Kairi whispered to Selphie.

"Yeah." Selphie said with a backwards glance at Riku.

Riku growled. How could he be losing Selphie to a picture?

The foursome entered the bookstore and Selphie and Kairi went off to the magazines to look up the latest gossip While Riku and Sora went to look at manga.

"Whoa!" Sora said as he picked up a manga with a girl on it with breasts the size of watermelons. Hardly covered watermelons.

Kairi and Selphie came up besides Sora and looked at the cover.

"Your so desperate that you goggle comic book girls?" Kairi asked sounding disgusted.

"Well at least I'm not in love with a girl 14 years older than me." Sora retorted.

Riku began to imitate Selphie by putting his hands up in a girly fashion and wiggling his hips while sayin,

"Oooooooooh he is so cute! And I bet he's just GREAT in bed!" Then he stuck out his butt and wiggled it.

"Oh Orlando! Will you pretty please sign my ass!"

Kairi ans Selphie lookes appalled.

"We never said that!" they said in unison.

Riku raised his eyebrows.

"I bet you were thinking it."

Neither Kairi or Selphie responded to that.

Yay! My third chapter is up! Theres only going to be one more chapter! THE CLIMAX! On this chapter I would like to Give special thanks to:

Hola Friends: For giving me the idea for Claire's and Orlando Bloom! Thanks!

Riku's no. 1 Fangirl: For giving me the idea for Hollister and the "Guy"! Thanks!

Thanks a lot and if anyone has anymore ideas just post them in your review!

Cya!