(Phantom University, Michigan)

(Raquel is cheerleading with the squad)

Cheerleaders: We love Danny, yes we do! We love Danny, how 'bout you?

Crowd: We love Danny, yes we do. We love Danny, how 'bout you?

Cheerleaders: We love Danny, yes we do. We love Danny, yes we do! D-A-N-N-Y! We ain't got no alibi! You sexy! Yeah, yeah, you sexy! S-E-X-Y! Danny! Danny! Whoo! (Laughing)

Ashley: That was great girls! Are we giving this campus 120? No, I feel around 119. Let's work on that.

Raquel: C'mon, Ashley, we've been cheering all day. Can't we take a break?

Ashley: Look, I don't care if your dad is Phantom or not. We need to show our school spirit!

Raquel: I'm taking a break.

Ashley: If you do that, you're off the squad.

Raquel: That's really unfair, Ashley.

Ashley: Whatever. Your choice, Fenton. Take it or leave it.

Raquel: Fine. I'll stay.

Ashley: Good. Ready team?

Cheerleaders: You bet!

Ashley: Okay! Time for our old school cheer! Ready? Okay! Gimme a "D"!

Cheerleaders: "D"!

Miley: Gimme an "A"!

Cheerleaders: "A"!

Casey: Gimme an "N"!

Cheerleaders: "N"!

Susie: Gimme an "N"!

Cheerleaders: "N"!

Alexa: Gimme a "Y"!

Cheerleaders: "Y"!

Cheerleaders: P-H-A-N-T-O-M!

He's the ghost an' we love him!

Go Danny! Go, go, go Danny! Go, go, go Danny!

Danielle & Miley: D-A-N-N-Y! We ain't got no alibi!

Cheerleaders: You sexy! Yeah, yeah, you sexy!

Alexa & Raquel: GO DANNY!

Tammy & Emily: YEAH!

Casey & Susie: Wahoo!

(Crowd cheers)

Cheerleaders: Yeah, yeah, you sexy!

(Raquel, Casey, Susie and Danielle do flips, cartwheels and splits)

(Ashley does a triple back spring flip)

(Crowd cheers)

Alexa: I can't believe she did that.

Tammy: I know. That move is impossible!

Raquel: No kidding. I wish that there was some way to stop her from being so mean to us.

Danielle: Raquel, we've dealt with Ashley since eleventh grade. Deal with it.

Raquel: Danielle, c'mon, she's horrible. Like that one time, Susie, you did a perfect back handspring and Ashley told you that it was wrong and didn't that make you feel bad?

Susie: I guess.

Alexa: Look, Fenton, we're not really caring what Ashley says to us anymore. If you're so concerned, why don't you just go up to her and tell her?

Casey: Just go up to a Steinburg? Never. That's crazy.

Raquel: Tried it.

Danielle: Jeez, Fenton, why do you have to have everything go your way?

Raquel: I don't.

Tammy: Uh, yeah, you do.

Raquel: I don't really care what goes my way and what doesn't. All I'm saying is that I'm sick of Ashley being so mean.

Miley: Look, Raquel, we've had it with your attitude. Either you quit it, or you're off the squad.

Raquel: Why y'all gotta be so mean?

Miley: We're not. We're just sick of you.

Raquel: Whatever.

(In Raquel's dorm)

Raquel: (on phone) Mom, I can't take it anymore. No one's nice to me. They all think I'm stuck up because Phantom's my dad. Yes, I know that. They won't listen to me! I wanna transfer. To Princeton. I got in there. Okay. You'll make the call? Good. Bye.

(In Jessica's dorm at Penn)

(Jessica and Andrew are making out on her bed)

Jessica: Andy, I can't believe we're getting married soon. (Kisses him)

Andrew: Me neither. (Kisses her back) You're sweet (kiss), you're sexy (kiss), and you're mine (kiss).

Jessica: Same here. (Kiss)

Andrew: I can't wait for our wedding night.

Jessica: What about our wedding day?

Andrew: That too.

Jessica: Yeah, I've already started looking at dresses.

Andrew: Cool.

Jessica: Yeah... (jumps on top of Andrew and makes out with him)

(Danny & Sam's house in Rochester)

(Terri is IMing Raquel at Princeton)

TerraBabe97: heyy raq wut up?

RFenton: nuthin much howz ny?

TerraBabe97: gud. i herd ur switchin skoolz

RFenton: yup im goin 2 princeton now

TerraBabe97: cool y

RFenton: the girlz wernt nice 2 me

TerraBabe97: aw thats 2 bad

RFenton: yup well i g2g now bies

TerraBabe97: bi bi

(They log off)

(Maya comes into the room)

Maria: Terri, esto es el tiempo para la cama.

Terri: Mar, I don't need to be reminded to go to bed. I'm 15!

Maria: Si, pero soy el que le hace de niñero.

Terri: Big deal.

Maria: ¡Entre en la cama ahora!

Terri: Fine.

(She gets into bed)

Maria: Noche buena.

Terri: Same to you.

(Maria leaves)

That's it. I'm calling Mom and firing Maria.

(Calls Sam)

Mom?

Sam: Yes?

Terri: Please tell Maria to not remind me when to go to bed, and speak in English.

Sam: I'll see what I can do. G'night.

Terri: Night. (Hangs up)

Terri, it's time to go to bed.

Yes, but I'm watching you tonight.

Get in your bed now!

Good night.

(A few months later)

(Sam & Danny's house)

(Doorbell rings)

Melissa: I'll get it!

(Opens door)

Raquel! (Hugs her)

What are you doing here?

Raquel: I need to talk to Mom. Where is she?

Melissa: She's in her room with Daddy.

Raquel: Figures.

(Terri comes downstairs)

Terri: Hey! Raq! (Hugs her) I missed you!

Raquel: I did too. I need to talk to Mom.

Terri: You and us both.

Raquel: What do you mean?

Terri: They've been in there for hours.

Raquel: Okay, I'm weirded out now.

Terri: Join the club.

Raquel: Okay... When they coming out?

Terri: Who knows? So, I have to ask, why are you here?

Raquel: I got kicked out.

Terri: Of Princeton? How?

Raquel: I partied all through the first and second semesters and after a keg party, I hooked up with the sexy football team captain and they said that was that, and I got kicked out.

Terri: Nice one Raq. How are you gonna get out of this one?

Raquel: I don't know. I'll see once Mom and Dad end their little party.

Terri: Ew.

Raquel: I know. Anyway, Janie's picking me up in a bit, so I can't stay long.

Terri: Okay, bye Raquel. (Hugs her)

Raquel: Bye honey. I'll miss you. (blows kiss)

(she leaves)

Dan: Finally.

Terri: Huh?

Dan: I hate Raquel.

Terri: Well, duh, she's your sister. You're supposed to hate her.

Dan: Actually, no. Take your boyfriend.

Terri: Jared?

Dan: Yeah, how many siblings does he have?

Terri: Four.

Dan: Does he hate them?

Terri: No way! He loves them!

Dan: My point taken. I just don't like Raquel. She's a snob.

Terri: Got that right.

(They laugh)

(Danny & Sam finally emerge from their room)

Melissa: Mom?! Daddy?! What happened?

Danny: Nothing sweetheart. Your mother and I just were talking in our room.

Melissa: Then why is Mom wearing your shirt? Hmmm?

Sam: Oh, we were playing dress up.

Melissa: With each other's clothes?

Danny: Yeah.

Terri: Mom! Dad! (Covers Alyssa's ears) Don't say that in front of Alyssa!

Sam: I'll be right back. (She goes back into the room and comes back out in her black tank top and jeans) Now, then. (They go downstairs) What's all the commotion?

Dan: Well...

Terri: Raquel got kicked out of Princeton.

Sam: WHAT?! I cannot believe her! How did this happen?

Terri: She never went to class and went to parties for two semesters.

Sam: Where is she now?

Terri: She's living with her friend, Janie, now.

Danny: This is outrageous.

Sam: I agree. The least she could do was stay here and tell us!

Terri: She didn't have the guts to tell you herself.

Sam: This is just terrific.