Title: Unusual Punishment

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters you recognize. All others are from my imagination.

Notes: This follows no real storylines. The things that happened between Matt/Amy/Adam never happened. We're going to say Randy lost to the Undertaker (which I'm sure he will but eh) at Armageddon for the sake of the story and Rey didn't have his match, so any injuries are being ignored. I'll add any other notes later. People might seem OOC, so don't be to angry with me.

Distribution: All you have to do is ask if you want to post this somewhere else.

Pairings: None...for now. But if you want to voice your opinon you're more then welcome to and I'll see what will happen.

Chapter Two - The beginning of a rude awakening

When they arrived at the hotel Randy was staying at, the other three decided to remain in the lobby waiting for the third generation superstar to return. Rey found himself, sitting in one of the single seats. Across from him the redhead sat crossed legged with the WWE champion in a single seat self beside her. The two currently arguing over who was going to drive first.

"Dammit woman. Just give me the damn keys." John snapped, holding his hand out for the said car keys.

Lita rolled her eyes, "I'm not going to try and risk my life by letting you drive."

The champs brow rose in question. "What's wrong wit' the way I drive?" He turned is attention to Rey. "Is there somethin' wrong wit' my drivin'?"

Rey's hands rose up in a defensive manner, "Hermano, don't look at me. You ain't dragging me into this and getting me in trouble with Red."

John glared at the luchador. "Thanks for the help, ya little pussy."

The San Diego native responded with the one finger salute and a choice word of his. John repaid the favor and snatched the keys from the distracted redhead, who had been glancing down at her watch.

"What's taking Orton so long?" She asked, trying in vain to get the keys from John.

Cena shrugged, "Like hell I'd know? I ain't his keeper. He's probably making sure that he has his teddy bear."

With a roll of her eyes, Lita smacked him hard in the arm and stood up. "I'll go see if he needs help. You two stay here and I want those keys when I get back."

John and Rey watched as the redhead soon disappeared in the elevator. The taller of the two glancing to the shorter.

"Is it me or does she have a permanent stick up her ass."

Rey laughed, "She only acts that way towards people she thinks deserve it."

"And you're not one of 'em."

The luchador stood up. "Si. I have never done anything to get her pissed off and I don't plan on it. I'm going to talk to the clerk and see if I can get directions from here to New York. We're gonna need them and I'm sure none of you even thought of that."

John rolled his eyes as he twirled the keys in his hand.

-X-

Lita stepped out of the elevator and made her way to the hotel room Randy had said was his. She sighed as she approached and noted that the door was slightly open. Leave it to a man to not be careful. With a light push, the door opened fully and the redhead stepped in. Hazel eyes scans the room. Randy's luggage was on the floor and ready to go, so obviously he had packed. Now where did the third generation star disappear to.

With a frown she walked in and checked by the couches. No luck. Her frown deepened. This really wasn't the time to play hide and seek. It was going on 5 in the morning and they still had one more hotel to stop at before starting their 'wonderful' little trip. A soft snore drew her attention towards the beds. In a few quick strides Lita was soon standing beside one of the two beds in the hotel room.

She rolled her eyes at the scene before her. In his lounge pants, Randy was sprawled on his stomach asleep. His mouth opened slightly and emitting a soft snore. Hazel eyes rolled and she shook the young man's shoulder.

"Randy come on wake up." She stated.

A hand came up to swat at her. "No mommy I don't want to get up. Call the school tell 'em I'm sick." came the muffled reply from the half dressed superstar. Lita stifled a laugh, her expression wavered as she tried to keep a stern expression. She tried again, only for him to repeat his action and ask for his teddy bear as he clenched a pillow to him.

Her hands flew to her mouth and quickly darted to the bathroom. Thankful that Randy was a heavy sleeper. Lita laughed aloud. Now that was something you didn't see everyday. And something that was very worthy to be used as blackmail.

Lita started at her reflection and then down at the sink in front of her, a smirk forming as she decided on the best way to wake up the sleeping superstar. The mischievous twinkle in her eyes never left as she reached out a grasped a plastic cup.

A few minutes later, the redhead was once again standing beside the bed that held the sleeping Legend Killer. He had shifted some, now he rested on his side a pillow still clenched to him. With a shake of her head, Lita tried once more for him to wake up of his own accord. She smiled when he didn't, glad that she was now able to use her method. In a matter of seconds the redhead poured the contents of the cup over the head of the Legend Killer and tried not to laugh as he sprung up, shaking his head.

"What the hell was that for?" He asked as he wiped at his face.

Lita shrugged, "You didn't wake up when I shook you so I had to wake you up somehow."

Blue eyes narrowed before mumbling, "Yeah whatever."

"Now you listen to me Mama's boy, you-" She was cut off as Randy spoke.

"Excuse me? Mama's boy, who are you calling a mama's boy?"

Lita smirked, "You or do you not realize that you talk in your sleep?"

"I don't-" This time Lita interrupted him.

"You want me to get you your teddy bear?" Her smirk growing as Randy's eyes widened. He opened his mouth to reply but nothing came out. "What I thought. Now grab your bag and lets go."

Randy huffed, "I'm not even dressed."

"I don't care. You had time to get packed and changed but no you wasted it by sleeping. You can sleep in the car, now lets go." She snapped and pointed to the door.

Blue eyes glared at the redhead and a battle of wills began. Randy finally sighed and moved pass Lita to grabbed his bag.

-X-

The two exited the elevator and entered the lobby. While Randy went to the front desk to check out, Lita headed back to the chairs Rey and John were still occupying. Rey greeted her with an innocent smile.

"What did you do?" She asked, her arms crossing as the innocent smile never left Rey's face.

"What makes you thing I did something?" Rey replied.

"You have this look. What did you do?"

Rey simply shook his head and stood up, saying he'd meet them in the car. John frowned as he too stood from his seat. A hand suddenly appearing in front of him.

"I don't have the keys. Small fry took 'em from me." John stated as he motioned towards the front of the hotel where Rey had taken off to.

"Can we go now so I can get some sleep?" Randy interrupted before Lita could get in a world.

The WWE Champions' brow rose. "Dude what happened to your shirt?" He glanced between the two. "Ah wait never mind I don't wanna know."

Lita rolled her eyes as the three moved to leave the hotel. "Nothing happened idiot. This one fell asleep and didn't want to wake up."

Randy shook his head again as he zipped up his coat. Whatever droplets of water that had managed to remain hit John's face.

"Why are ya wet?" John snapped as he wiped his face.

"Someone took it upon herself to wake me up...rudely." Randy replied as he directed a glare at the redhead who was a few steps ahead of them.

John laughed, "Better you then me man."

Randy rolled his eyes, "I'm still mad at you so why are you talking to me?"

John rose his hands up in defense. "I didn't do a damn thing."

"You got me arrested!" Randy snapped.

"Yeah well-"

"Ladies let's go. Hurry up the sooner we get to the other hotel the faster we can be on our way." Lita interrupted.

She pointed to the trunk of the car and told Randy to put his bag in. The Legend Killer mocked her when she turned to open the door to the back seats and climbed in. John followed in after her and left Randy to take the passenger seat.

Once everyone was in place, Rey dove to the next hotel. The four superstars pairing off so the incident with Randy was not repeated as Lita feared that John would follow the same course more so then Rey. With their luggage and an added baggage from Lita the four finally set off for what they were now dubbing the trip from hell.