Chapter Two
Maybe they are in that large flaming ball!
Shiva was dragging her two lackeys because they were unconscious due to the being upside down and blowing. She came to an abandoned building and threw Ronin and Ember inside before entering herself and closing the door.
"Hey wake up! What help are you to me if you just sleep instead of guarding me!" Shiva yelled.
Ronin woke up but Ember kept sleeping. "Why hello what may you three be doing here?" A voice said from the shadows.
"AH! Its a voice from above! Its come to eat me!" Ember screamed waking up and running in circles.
"I'm sorry we didn't know this shelter was taken. But may we stay here please?" Shiva said while hitting Ember and making him fall to the floor unconscious.
"Yeah sure this place is huge." The voice said. The figure walked out of the darkness to reveal Drum roll, our favorite crow demon KARASU!
"I'm Karasu, You?" Karasu asked.
"I'm Ember, that is Ronin, and the wicked bitch over there is Shiva!" Ember said happily dancing around Karasu as he woke up once again.
"Ok?" Karasu said as he stepped out of Embers prancing circle.
"Say I like your clothes. Can we trade clothes or something cuz those are sweet! You got the whole vampire goth thing going on! Pleeeeeez can I trade clothes with you." Ember said giving him puppy dog eyes.
"No."
"Why? Why cant I? Please? There is no reason I can't. Give me a good reason." Ember said determined to acquire vampire goth clothes cuz they looked cool and would probably scare every little kid within a mile. Therefore they were perfect for Ember.
"Because, I'm gay." Karasu said.
O.O..." AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ember ran in circles screaming.
Then he grabbed Shiva. "I will prove I am not gay so you will leave me alone! Oh. Ummm. Eww. Never mind... Maybe later." Ember said realizing he had Shiva in his arms he pushed her away like she was an evil flesh eating Martian from zlorforg...what zlorforg is, I have no clue. Ask Ember.
"And if I was gay! I would be gay with Ronin! Cuz he is my closest friend, So back off gay man!" Ember yelled and Ronin got a sick look on his face and turned slightly green.
With the gang
"Where should we search first?" Kurama asked.
"Hiei do you sense any demon energy nearby or something?" Yusuke asked.
"Yeah, but I think it might be Karasu's." Hiei said placing his headband back on.
"Lets avoid there." Kurama said quickly. And do I mean QUICKLY.
"O.K. Any other energy nearby?" Yusuke asked looking toward Hiei hopefully.
"That energy was the only one I sensed." Hiei said watching the detective's wonderful reaction.
"Ummmmmm, maybe they are with Karasu." Kuwabara said but was hit in the head by Yusuke's fist.
"Don't be stupid."
Back with the other gang...the demon ones you baka.
"I'm bored. I'm going to take a walk. Bye-Bye!" Ember said grabbing Ronin and setting out the door before Shiva could object.
A little while later (10 minutes) Ronin and Ember were walking and talking, until they saw 4 figures on the other side of the road about a mile up. They knew who they were instantly. Tantei. Ember and Ronin had one thought cross through their heads as they were about to encounter them.
It was "Ah Shit." Kurama then sensed an energy. (I'm not going to switch gangs seeing as they are 1/2 a mile away from each other.)
"Ummm Hiei you must be getting rusty. I sense a demonic aura up ahead." Kurama said as he looked at Hiei.
"Yeah I know but I didn't say anything. For all I knew Yusuke and Kuwabaka could have yelled and scared them away." Hiei said his eyes closed still.
They got nearer to the spot they sensed the energy from and saw no one there. "Where did they go?" Yusuke asked totally dumbfounded.
"Umm guys maybe they are in that large flaming ball!" Kuwabara said pointing toward a large ball of fire.
"OH MY GOD! FLAMING SPITBALLS!" Ronin said running in circles.
Then the flaming ball started to talk, "Ronin you baka I was suppose to be the diversion so you could escape and warn Shiva! You were not suppose to draw attention to yourself!"
"OH MY GOD IT TALKS TOO!" Ronin yelled still believing it was a flaming spitball...for whatever his reasons were.
The tantei looked over at the cat demon. "Hey we found one." Kurama said grabbing him by the shirt and wrapping him in vines so he cant escape.
"I'm guessing the other one is that talking spitball?" Yusuke said pointing toward the hovering ball of flames.
"FLAMING spitball if you were trying to mimic Ronin." The 'flaming' spitball corrected.
Yusuke looked at it like it was crazy...and even though he didn't know right now...it was.
"Lets just get this over with." Hiei said extinguishing the flames and making Ember float in the air for a whole 10 seconds. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ember said falling from the air and into the fire demons arms.
"Damn. I forgot you could do that." Ember said pouting.
"Hey wait? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Gay! Gay! Your with that other gay dude aren't you? The freaky goth one!" Ember yelled pointing at him after he jumped out of his arms.
"See guys I told you they were with Karasu." Kuwabara said, and was completely ignored.
"Well we caught two of the criminals. So there is one more, where do you suspect she is hiding?" Hiei asked.
"Why don't we ask one of them." Kurama pointed out cuz he is a smartass.
"Good idea. Ok umm you the fiery one. Where is that girl you were with?" Yusuke said to Ember.
"Yusuke like he is going to answer that. You must persuade him or something." Kurama said but just as he said it Ember answered, "Oh she is with the vampire gay dude at that abandoned warehouse about 2 miles away." Ember said pointing in the direction of the warehouse.
"Ummm Ok?" Kurama said thinking that clearly this guy was a few sandwiches short of a picnic basket.
"Hey I just remembered something! Ember! Shiva said we weren't suppose to go within a 2 miles radius of these guys! And if we did not to talk to them!" Ronin said excitedly.
"Really? Wow must not have been paying much attention. Oops." Ember said realizing they broke every rule.
"Shiva is going to kill us when we get back isn't she?" Ronin asked.
"Well most likely...that is if these guys don't first." Ember said looking at yusuke like he was a pink elephant with a creepy Barbie smile.
"Nope. We just want to take you to meet someone. Lets say he is our friend." Yusuke said so they would stop staring at him.
"WooHoo! Were going to meet the wizard! The wonderful wizard of oz!" Ronin yelled as he hugged Ember.
Then they both broke into song and dance...well it was more like song and skipping. They both sang all the way to the warehouse like thing...the place Shiva was at. Whatever.
"Yay! We made it without getting raped or jumped!" Ronin said happily. And by the looks of the place it was a very likely place for rapist and muggers to hangout.
"Well lets go get this mutt and then we can go to Koenma's and get this over with." Yusuke said going inside followed by everyone else, Ronin and Ember in the back.
Shiva was asleep in a palette she had made. "Hey this might be easier than I thought." Yusuke thought as he went up and took out a needle. (Just in case always carry a tranquilizer!) He injected her and carried her out of the abandoned warehouse to the street where a portal appeared. They all jumped in and disappeared.
