Chapter Three

Why me?

Ember looked around. They were inside an office that seemed to have no one in it besides them and the tantei. "Well it looks like you have caught the criminals." A voice said.

"OH MY GOD THE VOICES AGAIN!" Ember screamed as he ran in circles. Again.

"Ummm Yusuke? Are you trying to fool me? These criminals were highly dangerous." A small toddler appeared from behind a large stack of papers.

Ember stopped and looked at him. "Hello Mr. Talking baby!" Ember ran up to Koenma and picked him up spinning him and making baby noises.

"Ummmmmmm? What are you doing?" Koenma asked currently being hugged to death.

"Its soooooooo cute! And it talks! And it... stamps paperwork." Ember said still all happy like.

"I had one of them when I was little." Ronin said smiling.

"My mom never got me anything when I was little." Ember pouted.

"I wonder were she ever went..." Ember kind of added as a side thought.

"Are you going to let me down or are we going to stand here and do the tango?" Koenma asked...and let me tell you it was not wise.

"TANGO!" Ember then began doing the tango with poor little Koenma...While everyone else laughed, except Ronin of course he was cheering Ember on.

Shiva was dead. Yes dead. Lets just say an overdose of the tranquilizer...oops. Served that selfish bitch right though. When Ember was done he dropped Koenma and bowed to the clapping.

"Bravo! Bravo!" Everyone cheered. Which wasn't the smartest idea for the spirit detectives.

"SHUT UP! SHUT UP ALL OF YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO BE FIRED!" Koenma screamed at the poor detectives.

O.O Everyone immediately shut up. "Now about these 3." Koenma turned into his teen form so there wouldn't be a another accident.

"Actually its two" Yusuke said.

"What do you mean two?"

"I accidentally killed the girl."

"Yay Yay Yay Yay Yay Yay Yay Yay Yay!" Ember and Ronin chanted skipping around hand in hand cheering.

"Apparently this girl named Shiva here is the one that forced these two to help her escape." Kurama said being the smart one.

"Ok so these other two have no part. Then I guess we can let them off for it but only on one condition. They also become tantei." Koenma said hoping to piss everyone off. Hey they needed the payback from laughing at him. These two will run them ragged. He smirked. This plan was great.

"WHAT!" It worked everyone was in how do I put this...horror.

"Yup they shall become Tantei. And you Hiei will have to take care of them seeing as everyone else has school they will be busy. You will need to find them a house and I'm sure that Kurama can help with that part. And don't forget that I will have another mission for you in about a week. Bye-bye!" Koenma then created a portal and pushed them in.

"Why me?" Hiei asked. Everyone was sitting in Kurama's living room. Some were looking at real estate while others were questioning fate.

"Would you shut up Hiei. I'm almost beginning to believe the real Hiei has been abducted and been replaced by a whining baby." Yusuke was on the couch.

"...I hate you." Hiei was on the windowsill.

"Guys, guys can you please stop arguing, your scaring Ekichi" Kuwabara was on the floor playing with his cat.

"Will somebody please help me find a house? Other than these two." Kurama. Poor, poor Kurama was on the floor with a bunch of papers scattered everywhere. Next to him were Ember and Ronin.

"I like this one. No this one! Oooo, Oooo this one!"

"Are you crazy Ember? These are trailers!" Ronin seemed to have the very expensive mansions in mind.

"Guys! A more reasonable choice! Like this one. Four story's for only 1,000,000. It is the best unless you want to go house hunting." Kurama said the dreaded words.

"House hunting! House hunting!" Ember and Ronin were skipping in circles arm in arm.

"STOP!" Hiei put an end to all the talking and yelling. But not quite the dancing. Ember and Ronin were still skipping for joy...wow after that outburst I think only they could actually stand.

"Ouch..." Kurama was flipped over so his legs were sticking out and his back was against the wall and his head was currently on the floor. Must hurt seeing how its supporting him and all.

"I think I'm deaf." Yusuke said while he got up.

"Yes! Maybe now you will shut up because you can't hear anything." Hiei was in his rejoicing stage.

"No I'll still talk it just wont make sense."

Kurama was sitting up the right way and Ember and Ronin had finally stopped.

"Soooooo. Who knew Hiei was a loudmouth?"

"Soooooo. Who said that?"

"I think it was kurama."

"But your Yusuke."

"I am?"

"No."

"But I thought I was Ember."

"No it was Yusuke."

"Who are you?"

"I'm confused."

And so they quit speaking and Kurama finally broke the silence. "Well. Lets go house hunting tomorrow. You all can stay at my house seeing how you're already here."

"You mean a sleepover!" Ember and Ronin squealed.

"Yes, A sleepover." Kurama then slapped duct tape on there mouths and everyone stared.

"If you can't duct it, fuck it." He said and then left the room to sleep while everyone stared at him.

The next chapter will be house hunting. I will try and publish it sooner than this one. Enjoy.