Chapter Four
House Hunting
"Good Morning." Kurama's mother said smiling and waking all the guests up. "Hello mom." Ronin said. "Good morning dear." She said.
Kurama just stared. "Mom, you didn't have to trouble yourself by waking everyone up." Kurama said as she attempted to wake Yusuke. And watched as his 'brother' sat up his hair all tussled.
"It's not a problem honey. Just hand me that box at your feet." Kurama looked at the blue package and handed it to his mother. She chucked it at Yusuke's head. (Lol, violent moms.) Yusuke fell out of the chair while everyone stared wide eyed. After about 10 more minutes and a couple more boxes to the head, everyone was awake.
"Ok, now like I've told you guys. There will be no horseplay, no yelling, nothing embarrassing. Got it?" Kurama asked as they approached a tan house.
"I think it looks pretty, like on of those haunted houses on those horror movies." "Ember, you idiot, its enchanted." Ember and Ronin were debating the house while Kurama pulled in the driveway.
"Hello, how may I help you?" The salesman asked. "We would like to see the house." Kurama said ever so kindly. "This way Sir'" Kurama looked at Ronin and Ember who were smiling like little angels. They even had the Halos to top it off. "This is the living room." The man said as he walked into a dank room with one dim lamp in the corner.
"This place is roomy." Ronin said grinning like an idiot. Right then a cockroach ran across the room. "I like it." He said picking up the cockroach. "Thank you sir, but I think we will look somewhere else." Kurama said. He went to grab Ronin's hand and drag him out but first flicked away the roach with a face full of disgust.
"Noooooooo! Buggy-chan!" Ronin yelled as a tear fell down his face.
They made it to the car and Kurama saw Yusuke and Kuwabara arguing in the back with a pissed Hiei in the front. "Well, I see you guys have been on your best behavior." Kurama said sarcastically. "They've, been, arguing, about, FRIKIN' CHEESE! Can I kill them? I really would like to kill them." Hiei said with a psychotic look on his face.
"Just calm down, Hiei. I'm sure it couldn't have been that bad." Kurama said trying to sound helpful. "Oh really? 'I like Brea.' 'Well I like Swiss!' Try going through that for an hour!" Hiei screamed.
"Ok, I'll take your for on it. Well this house was a disaster, so were onto the next one." Kurama got into the driver's seat as Ember and Ronin got in the middle seats. "Shut up back there. We get it, you like cheese." Ronin said turning around and whacking them on the head.
The rest of the ride was quite silent except for the humming of Ember, which was silenced by Ronin smacking the back of his head. "Eep!" Ember shut up after that.
"I spy with my little eye, something…….red." Ember said, then was kicked in the shin by Ronin. "OW! Ok I'll shut up now!" Ember pouted.
Just then they drove up to a large crimson painted house. "oooooooooooooooooo" Ronin said wide-eyed. They got out of the car again and this time Hiei joined them. There was a cleanlier looking salesman standing in front of this house.
"How may I help you?" He asked. "We would like to take a look at the house." Kurama said ever so kindly. "Wow this seems familiar." Ember said. Kurama then turned around and kicked him in the shin when the salesman wasn't looking. Ronin pointed and laughed childishly. Ember glared.
They walked into the house, and let me tell you, it wasn't like the other at all. "I already like it." Ronin said. Ember nodded in agreement. They walked into a kitchen, that was connected to the living room, as well as the dining room and hallway they just walked through.
"This is nice." Kurama noted. "And there is a second floor." The man led them back through the hallway to the stairway. "And to the left of the stairway is an extra room." The man said. "Yeah, I didn't see that one." Ronin said sarcastically.
They walked up the stairs and found themselves in a mini hallway. "To the right are two bedrooms, directly in front of us is yet another, to the left is a bathroom, and further left down that path is the master bedroom." The man said smiling.
He turned to see Ronin snuggling in the black plush carpet and Ember hugging the wall. "We'll take it." Kurama said.
AUTHOR NOTE:
Sorry this chapter is so short. I just haven't updated in a while, and well. This one is written closer together.