The Organization gets a new member, and there's Eggs of DOOM! Yeah, that's pretty much it. Hm... well, enjoy.
The two walked over to the counter.
Axel looked at Demyx. "Demyx, every once in a while can you go look to see if Xigbar's still knocked out? I don't want him to wake up and get revenge right away... in fact, I don't want him to get revenge at all."
Demyx nodded.
"Good. Now where were we?" Axel asked.
Demyx giggled. "Water!"
"Please don't over do it."
Demyx sighed. A small waterfall appeared over the bowl and poured into it. "There."
Wow, he's actually listening to me, Axel thought. He picked up the box of directions and read again. "Hm. Now we need 2 eggs."
Out of nowhere, a voice suddenly said: "Yay... eggs!"
Demyx jumped. "Dude, what was that?" A dark portal appeared in the middle of the room. Out of it stepped an Organization member. It was certainly a girl by the feminine figure, but the squeaky voice just didn't match up to Larxene.
"Hiya there," she said, and pulled back her hood. She had long silvery hair with black streaks in it. She had one blue eye and one green eye, with cat-like pupils.
Another portal appeared, and Luxord came out. He looked a little aggitated.
"Darxen, please. Come over here."
Demyx tilted his head to the side. "Darxen?"
The girl responded to the sound of her name and looked towards Demyx. She smiled and said "That's my name, don't wear it out!"
Luxord huffed. "Number XIV!"
Darxen turned around. "Yes?"
"Stop your fooling around and get back over here."
Darxen crossed her arms defiantly and said in a sing-song voice, "You're not the boss of meee!"
"Luxord, who exactly is this?" Axel asked.
"She's the new kid. Xemnas pulled me out of a million dollar poker tournament and appointed me as the tour guide."
Darxen shook her head. "Gambler of Fate, you know that I'm not just the new kid! I am the creator!"
Demyx exchanged glances with Axel and looked at Darxen. "Uh... creator?"
Luxord sighed. "She has the power of creation."
Darxen rose into the air and said "Think fast!"
Eggs started to fly back and forth across the room. Demyx caught a few, remembering about the cake. Axel was frantically dodging the eggs of doom. And one of them hit Luxord.
As the slimy yellow mass slid down the side of his head, he looked up and saw Darxen doing a victory dance. She skipped over and said "Sorry, Lux!" in a taunting way.
Silence lingered for a long time. Then Luxord finally broke it.
"FEEL THE WRATH OF THE CARDS!"
Darxen summoned a ground portal and ran for it, but a enormus card chased after her and knocked her in. Her echoing scream followed.
Luxord bid farewell to Axel and Demyx and then left through his own portal.
Axel sighed heavily and gazed around the egg bombed room. "Man, this place is a mess... Demyx, go see if Xiggy is still K.O.ed."
Demyx walked over and saw the Freeshooter, still asleep. He reported back to Axel and then also looked around the room.
"How are we gonna clean this up?" Axel asked.
"I dunno, but look on the bright side. At least we have some eggs."
They stepped carefully over the broken shells and yolks and cracked the collected eggs into the bowl. Demyx looked at the directions. "Next step... the oven."
Did ya like it? R&R! (Sorry, that was a little random. Heh: "Did ya like it?")
My friend made an apperance as Darxen. Yay for Darxen!And yay for the anagramed X names, they're so cool!