Naruto's Weakening Seal and the Darkness Shinobi :

Part I of the Darkness Chronicles

Written by Entei Artist, Devdog47, and Senacku

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This story is written in three perspectives. Kyoka is written by Devdog47, Natari is written by Senacku, and Mikomi is written by Entei Artist. Chapters will have different writing styles because of the variation of authors.

Disclaimer: We do not own Naruto, nor its characters, places, etc., etc.

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Chapter 11

Told by Natari Roo

It was 5:00 in the morning when the alarm Kyoka had set went off. It didn't wake me up; I'd already been awake for 15 minutes. Everyone else started waking up. I stood up and smiled.

"Whoo! Finally that stupid alarm went off! Come on everybody, get up!" I yelled.

"Natari, shut up!" Mikomi yelled back.

"Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the sleeping bag," I said.

"What's that supposed to mean!"

"I dunno. I just heard it somewhere."

"Ugh… I need ramen…" Naruto said sleepily.

"Ramen! Good idea! I want some ramen too!" I agreed enthusiastically.

"Yeah, go make some ramen for you and your boyfriend and leave me alone," Mikomi snapped.

"If he's my boyfriend then you've made out with Itachi before."

"Well, I haven't."

"Well then, he's not. Hey, who wants some ramen for breakfast?" I shouted.

"I do!" Naruto yelled.

"I'll have some. I'll cook it, too," Kyoka said.

"No, I wanna cook it!" I said.

"Fine, fine, you can cook it," Kyoka said while rolling her eyes.

"I'll have some," Eureka smiled.

"I guess I'll have some. You'd better not burn it," Mikomi said, exasperated.

"You CAN'T burn ramen! It's like, impossible!" I frowned.

"I'm sure you'll find a way," Mikomi smirked.

"Your FACE! What now? That's right. Nothing now. NOTHING," I said while I went into the kitchen. I got a big pot and thought for a second. 'Hmm…Naruto, Kyoka, Eureka, Mikomi, and me… that's 5 servings of ramen. Okay, I can do that,' I thought happily. 'Wait a minute… you need 1 cup of water per serving. So, for 5 servings, I'd need 5 cups! But wouldn't that be a bit much? Well I don't care. I'm hungry.'

So I poured 5 cups of water into the pot. Then I turned on the stove so it could start boiling.

"Is the ramen done?" Naruto yelled from the other room.

"No! It takes 3 minutes for it to cook and it hasn't even been 2! And the water isn't even boiling yet! Geez, get some patience!" I shouted back.

"I have more patience in my fingernails then you have in your entire body!"

"How the crap would you know how much patience is in your fingernails!"

"That's for me to know and you to not know!"

"Stupid."

"Retard."

"Your FACE!"

"YOURS! What now?"

"Stop arguing. You guys are acting like a couple again," Mikomi laughed.

"WOULD YOU STOP SAYING THAT!" I yelled.

"YEAH!" Naruto agreed with me.

"No," Mikomi said, rolling her eyes.

Just then I noticed that the water was boiling. I looked in Kyoka's cabinet and realized that there were only 5 packets of ramen left. 'Cool! I thought. 'Just enough!' So I poured in 5 cups of instant ramen (chicken flavor, my favorite!) and set Kyoka's microwave timer for 3 minutes.

I stirred the ramen impatiently as I waited for it to cook. 'Crap. This is taking too long. If I put the stove up really high I bet it would take a lot less time… no, I can't do that. What if I accidentally burn the ramen? Mikomi would NEVER let it go. EVER.' Iought. So I kept on stirring. When it was ready, I drained the water (in my hurry I poured some on my hand which hurt like CRAP cause the water was still really hot) and put 5 equalish amounts into 5 bowls. I looked at my hand to see that the spot where I'd poured water was red. I frowned and thought, 'Oh, well. It'll probably get better in a couple of minutes.'

"Hey! Everyone come get a bowl of ramen! It's ready!" I yelled. I was walking out through the doorway with my ramen when I almost collided with Naruto.

"Watch it, you idiot!" I yelled as he ran past me.

"Your FACE!" he yelled back.

I saw Mikomi and Kyoka share a smirk.

"What's THAT look supposed to mean!" I shouted at them.

"Nothing…" Mikomi said innocently.

"You wouldn't understand," Kyoka said. I looked suspiciously at them. "You wouldn't understand." That's what Kyoka'd said when she told me that Mikomi was in love with Itachi! I was about to go yell at them but they'd already gone into the kitchen.

"Whatever. I'm hungry anyways," I mumbled, then decided to start eating my ramen. I then realized that: a) I had forgotten a spoon and b) my hand still hurt where I'd poured hot water on it. Crap it! I ran into the kitchen and washed off my hands with cold water. Which helped a bit but it still hurt. Then I got a spoon. Pretty much everyone was out of the kitchen by the time I left. We all ate our ramen in silence.

When we finished the ramen we all changed into our day clothes in separate rooms. Once we had finished, Kyoka assembled us in her living room.

"Okay everybody, go home, get whatever you need, and go to the village gates," she said.

"Okey-dokey! See ya!" I said, and then left as everyone else said similar things as I did.

I got to my house, got my keys out, and opened the door. 'Crap. I really should clean my house,' I thought. I could barely see the floor. I walked over the mess and got to a table. I set my stuff down on it and went into my bedroom where I'd left my mission stuff.

"Okay," I thought. "I need to get more batteries for my CD player…" I grabbed some batteries out of a drawer of my desk. Then I decided to go through my stuff in case I wanted to bring anything else.

Retractable bo staff… check.

Kunai…check.

Shuriken…check.

CD player…check.

2 Linkin Park CD's/their cases…check.

Ramen… no check.

"Wait! Where's my ramen?" I asked myself. Surely I hadn't eaten it all…?

I groaned. Oh yeah, I'd shared a bunch of it with Naruto. He ate as much as I did…

Well, no problem. I went to my kitchen and opened up the ramen cabinet…And smacked my forehead.

'Crap! I'm outta ramen! Oh yeah ,I was gonna buy more after this mission…no time now…' I thought miserably.

I exchanged the old batteries in my CD player for new ones. Then I put the CD player back, zipped up my pack and headed for the village gates after locking my door.

"Why the long face, Natari?" Mikomi asked as I neared the gates. She was the only one that was already there.

"I'm outta ramen," I said sadly.

"Well, sucks for you," Mikomi said nonchalantly.

"Thanks for caring," I said coldly.

"Don't worry. I'm sure Kyoka'll give you some."

"I cooked the last of her ramen this morning."

"Well, that's your boyfriend's fault for suggesting eating ramen for breakfast."

"I don't have a boyfriend."

"Yes you do! His name is Naruto."

"Shut up! Go make out with Itachi or something."

"Why, you little-"

"Hey, guys!" Naruto shouted. He and Kyoka were walking up.

"Natari, your pack doesn't look as big as last time… did you forget something?" Kyoka asked.

"I'm out of ramen," I snapped.

"I could give you some," Kyoka smiled.

"We ate the last of it this morning."

"Oh," Kyoka said, frowning. "Well, you'll just have to eat soldier pills."

"Yum," I said sarcastically.

"Aww, man! I hate eating soldier pills instead of ramen!" Naruto exclaimed.

"Yet another thing the two lovers have in common!" Mikomi grinned.

"If you don't shut up, I'm gonna hurt you!" I snapped.

"WOULD YOU STOP SAYING THAT!" Naruto yelled.

"You couldn't hurt me if you tried, Natari, and no, I won't shut up Naruto," Mikomi said happily. Then, Eureka arrived. The first words out of his mouth were:

"Hey, Natari, your pack looks smaller than –"

"I'M OUTTA RAMEN! DOES EVERYONE KNOW NOW! OR DO I NEED TO SAY IT A COUPLE MORE TIMES!" I screamed.

Everyone shut up.

"Um… okay, I think we should leave now," Kyoka said.

"Thank you! We might as well get this over with," I snapped.

Then the village gates opened.

My hand still hurt, I had no ramen, and I was about to spend a couple of days being accused of loving Naruto. Was this gonna be fun or what? I sneered as I stormed out of the gates ahead of everyone.

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End Notes: -points at Natari and laughs-

Poor Natari! XD

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