Author's Notes: I'm going to attempt this song, although I'm not sure how butchered it will come out. I love this song, but because the lyrics are so choppy, it will be a challenge (kind of like La Vie Boheme).

The move of a band member is affecting us at a time when we are already having difficulties within the band, and arguments are becoming more and more common.

Flute: It's true you sold your snare and are moving out there?

Snare: It's true I'm leaving now for Santa Fe, It's true you're with this Low Brass scum?

Trombone: I said I'd never speak to him again

Flute: Try now

Trumpet: Who said that you have any say in who he says things to at all?

Saxophone: Who said that you should stick your bell in other people's…

Trumpet: Who said I was talking to you?

Drum Major: Must you guys have this fight each night-

You'll never come to agreements!

Drum Major 2: He (snare) was the same way, he was always "Run away, never play, don't commit"-You're full of it!

Trumpet: He's in denial

Saxophone: He's in denial

Trumpet: Didn't give an inch when I gave a mile!

Flute: I gave a mile

Snare: Gave a mile to who?

Clarinet: Come on guys, chill!

Drum Majors: I'd be happy to die for a taste of what Doc once had-

A band to live for, unafraid to say "Good work today!"

Snare: Oh, your words are nice, maybe, but Band's not a three way street!

You'll never share a bond until you bond yourself, I should know.

Doc: You all said you'd be cool today, so please, for my sake!

I can't believe you guys

I can't believe you're going

I can't believe this family must die

Band once helped us believe in dreams

I can't believe you disagree

All: I can't believe this is goodbye

Clarinet: I hear there are great Marching Bands out west

Doc: Some of the best. How could he?

Clarinet: How could you let him go?

Doc: I don't know. How can we keep going? (exits)

Clarinet: Maybe I'll see how when music I can retain

At least now if I try my attempts won't be in vain

Snare: This band is in vain

Clarinet: Are you insane?

There's so much left to do;

There's drills, there's new songs

Snare: Marching's overrated too

Clarinet: So are you

Snare: Who are you to tell me who I am? What to do?

Clarinet: The band.

Snare: But who, then, are you?

You have got your band

They say you live for the band

And you're in love with band

You hide in this band

Clarinet: From what?

Snare: From facing the failure, facing the loneliness,

From facing the fact that's band's a lie,

Yes, band is a lie-tell you why!

You're always preaching to work as a team,

But that's how you die

You pretend to rely and combine

When you really detach and break up and sigh

Clarinet: Perhaps it's because we're the only group that's this large

Snare: Poor band!

Clarinet: You know you still love marching,

Are you really jealous, or afraid your new band's weak

Snare: They did look small

Clarinet: Bands are shrinking now

The season's running out of time,

And you're running out the door!

Snare: No more! Oh no!

I gotta go

Clarinet: Hey, for someone who's always been let down, who's heading out of town

Snare: For someone who's longed for a band of her own, who's with her clarinet-alone?

I'll call

I hate the fall (leaves)

(Clarinet exits, other instruments and Doc enter)

Doc: You heard?

Flute: Every word.

I don't want friendships with no guarantee

I don't want to watch this die

I just came to say goodbye band,

Goodbye band, came to say goodbye band,

Goodbye

Saxophone: Just came to say goodbye band,

Goodbye band, goodbye band, Goodbye

Trumpet: Glory! One phrase of glory. Have to find!

(flute, sax, and trumpet exit)

(cut Mimi and Benny's conversation)

All: Goodbye band, goodbye band,

Came to say goodbye band, goodbye

Just came to say goodbye band, goodbye band

Goodbye band, hello broken heart