GUESS WHAT!
IM BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
The POTTERFREAK is here to wreck havoc this holiday! So hold on to your tinsel and tie down the tree cuz here we go so lets all shout WHEEE!!!
Ah! Christmas! A time of joy and cheer
As we spend time with the ones our hearts hold dear.
Alas! What's this!
Something's amiss!
As we see that danny
Oh so very cranky
Stomping down the hall.
"cheer up!" exclaims Sam
now the ever cheery one.
"its CHRISTMAS!" yells tucker
"a time for joy and fun!"
"have you forgotten?" snaps a grumpy dan
"that I REALLY don't like Christmas,
and I'm not exactly a fan?"
"every year my folks fight-"
"But we solved that last year!"
"yeah so smile and be jolly
Enjoy the Christmas cheer!"
Ignoring his friends
Danny continues to grumble,
"nuh uh, no way
am I gonna fumble."
"Oh come on Danny! Give it up for once."
"do you really think I buy that?
I am no dunce!"
As I am tired of this argument
I decide to create some havoc
So I start enchanting
Mr Lancer's new Christmas Smock.
The smock leaps of the teacher
And enlarges in size
It's wool becomes steel
So sharp it'll make anyone kneel
And rampages down the hall.
"not again!" moans the halfa
as the went ghost
for the thing Danny hates most
will happen in a mo.
"DANNY HEEELP!!!" yelled his two friends
as the smock picked them up
and ran round the bend.
"PUT THEM DOWN, YOU WOOLEN FREAK!"
"RAWR!" was the reply, as smocks cannot speak.
With a kick and a punch, soon after the smock was down
And sucked in the thermos
And sam and danny found
They were under the mistletoe
And so to speak
It is tradition to kiss
And they turned red as beets.
So some muttering and a forced kiss they went on their way
What they don't know is
That mistletoe was enchanted.
Ho Ho Hey….
Thus ends part one of the chistmas of fluff
And now my fingers hurt
So that's enough fluff.
Review nicely and I will continue
Ten or more
With cookies I will shower you.
So goodbye, adiue, until we meet again
For more Christmas capers
Farewell, my friend.