Nope, Naruto is still not mine. sob Please read and review. Reviews make me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Also, if you review, I am inspired to write even more! You want that, right?

"Wow!" said Sakura happily, looking at the inside of the cabin. Outside it wasn't much to look at, but the inside was much better, with huge beds, a minibar with a microwave and a small fridge, a plasma TV hanging on the wall, and a luxurious bathroom off to the side. The girls happily piled onto their beds, to change into their pajamas and talk.

"So, isn't Sasuke the hottest?" giggled Sakura. "I wonder if he likes me? Sometimes he acts like it, but he never talks, so it's so hard to tell!"

"Yeah, it's the same with Neji. I can never tell if he likes me or not. But he's so hot! I wish I knew." said Tenten.

"Hey Sakura, you can't have Sasuke, I want him!" said Ino.

"Oh come on, we all know that you and Shikamaru should be an item." said Mika.

"Shikamaru? Hmmm." said Ino thoughtfully. "That might work, if there was some sort of omnipotent being with a Shikamaru/Ino agenda. He's not too bad, even if he is lazy."

"And what about you Hinata?" asked Mika. "We all know you like Naruto."

"Am, am I that obvious?" she asked blushing. "I, I really like Naruto, but he never seems to notice me..."

"Aww, but you're so adorable I'm going to help you out." said Mika. "Come here." She whispered something in Hinata's ear. "That'll work for sure." she assured her.

Meanwhile the boys were going into their cabin.

"Wow." said Sasuke unenthusiastically. The room was small and dingy, with a single flickering light bulb, three bunk beds, and a small bathroom through a side door. There was a brief battle for who would get a bed, ending with Sasuke, Gaara, Neji, Shino. Kiba, and Shikamaru in possession of a bed.

"Umm, why do I have to sleep under a bed?" asked the muffled voice of Kabuto from under Sasuke's bunk.

"Because Lee's in the bathtub, Naruto's in the sink, and there's no more room on the floor. Also because you were an evil spy for Orochimaru."

" You're sure there's no more room on the floor?"

"Yes. Shut up."

"Because it looks like there is."

"Well there isn't."

"It's dusty down here."

"Too bad."

Sasuke and Neji started talking about stuff.

"So, that byakugon's pretty cool to have huh?"

"Oh yeah, I can see through stuff."

"Really? All the sharingan does is let me copy other jitsu and stuff like that."

"Yeah, it's great."

"So, can you see through everything?"

"What do you mean?"

"Like, say, clothes maybe?"

"Oh, that. It sure can. And walls."

"So is that why you're always staring at Tenten, and in the direction of her house?"

"Oh yeah. That girl's hot."

"So she's your girlfriend huh?"

"Yeah. Well, she will be. I'll tell her eventually. Right now though, I'm just beating up anyone who looks at her."

"I see. Pretty much the same with me and Sakura."

Hmm, we've spent a long time with Sasuke and Neji. Let's go see Lee and Naruto!

"Sakura! One day I will win your love!"

"No, I will! She'll be all 'Oh Naruto, you're hokage now, I think that's the greatest thing ever!'

"No, she will love me, for I am the beautiful yet mysterious green beast of Konoha! Nothing could be better than Sakura!"

"Yeah, nothing except ramen!" Sorry, let's go try Gaara instead. Nevermind, he's sleeping. With his teddy bear. Awww, how cute! Let's try Choji.

"Food. snore So much food." Okay, I give up.

Suddenly, there was a loud scream from the girl's dormitory. "EEEK! It's a huge spider! HELP!" Shino came awake and ran out the door.

"Yay, bugs!"

"I"ll save you Sakura!" yelled Lee.

"I'd better go make sure they don't break anything." said Neji, walking slowly out the door.

"I'm not letting them be better than me in this battle against the monster spider!" yelled naruto running out.

"Ugh, I have to go save them. How troublesome." sighed Shikamaru, walking out the door.

"I don't know why I'm going but I might get to see Sakura in a nightgown." said Sasuke.

"Anything to get out from under the bed!" said Kabuto.

And thus the boys arrived at the girls' cabin. However, alas, to their great woe, there was no spider! How were they supposed to play the gallant rescuers without a vicious beast from which to save the fair damsels?

"Umm, where did the spider go?" asked Naruto.

"Shino already got it. But you can still come in if you'd like." the girls giggled and that was when the boys realized that, in preparation for sleep, they were all wearing just a T shirt and boxers, and some of them just in boxers (yay gratuitous fan service!)

"Oh crap!" thought Sasuke. "I'm not wearing a shirt! And there's girls around! Lots of girls. And Sakura. Wow, she sure looks pretty in that nightgown. And she just invited me inside.No you idiot, you're not wearing a shirt! But, Sakura in a nightgown...Yeah, that definitely beats everything, get in there!" Sasuke walked in boldly, as though he did this sort of thing everyday. Neji, not to be outdone, followed his example. And then the rest of the boys just shrugged and followed them in.

"Hey! How come the girls get such a better room than us?" said Naruto indignantly.

"Because they're girls stupid. They can't spend the night in a dirty cabin like ours." said Shikamaru lazily.

"Huh? That doesn't make any sense." said Naruto.

"Hey! How dare you suggest that these fragile blossoms should spend a night in anything but the utmost luxury? Oh Gai sensei, I must show this Naruto the error of his ways, lest he spoil his youthfulness with stupidity!" yelled Lee striking a pose.

But by then Naruto was off in a corner sulking.

"Hmph, when I'm the Hokage, I'll have an even better room than this." he muttered.

"N, Naruto-kun?" asked a trembling voice, almost whispering. He looked up to see Hinata, in a silky silver nightgown, holding a steaming bowl of something. "I, I brought you some ramen. I thought maybe we could eat it together?" she asked blushing. Naruto leapt up and hugged her.

"Ramen! I love you Hinata, you're the best!" he yelled. Hinata blushed even more and smiled. Meanwhile, Mika grinned to herself.

"Ah yes, phase one of the plan to get people together is going perfectly! Now for phase two!" she said to herself.