Yay! This chapter is full of fluffy fluffy fluff!
"Oh no! The zombies are attacking? And the pirates and the ninjas and this giant shark and Mothra! Will someone save me?"
"Never fear! I, the prince of cough cough shall ride in on Godzilla and save you!
"Oh yes! Fight off the monsters and save me!"
"Ah yes, all goes according to plan." muttered Mika. "A scary yet romantic movie has been put on that's sure to work like a charm for my plan! And now to put the moves on Kabuto!"
"Oooh, Sasuke, this part is so scary!" said Sakura, who was sitting on the couch next to Sasuke. "If zombies attacked us, would you defend me with your number one rookie ninja skills?"
"Yeah, I guess so." said Sasuke.
"Oh, you're soooo brave." said Sakura, snuggling in close to him and pulling his arm around her.
"Score!" thought Sasuke.
"Noo! Sakura! Do not fall for the charms of another in your youthfulness! I will save you and you will love me forever!" yelled Lee, diving towards Sasuke.
"Hey look, isn't that Gai sensei?" asked Sasuke pointing.
"Gai sensei? Where?" yelled Lee, turning in midair with rainbows in his eyes. Sasuke punched him out of the air where he hit the wall ans slid down it, muttering about migrating coconuts.
"Oh Sasuke, you're always defending me." said Sakura giving him a kiss on the cheek.
"SCORE!" thought Sasuke.
Meanwhile Tenten was sitting next to Neji.
"Um, what do you think of the movie?" she asked.
"Meh."
"I've never seen it before."
"Meh."
"I sort of like it."
"Meh."
"I guess you don't like it?"
"Meh."
"Yes, me neither, it's sort of silly."
"Meh."
"Maybe we could go do something else?" she asked hopefully.
"Nah, let's just stay here and make out." said Neji
"Wha? Mmph." Tenten's surprised remark was muffled as Neji leaned forward to kiss her.
Naruto and Hinata were sitting on the counter watching to movie and eating a bowl of ramen together. As they ate, they both started sucking up the same noodle, which pulled their lips together in a kiss. Hinata blushed. Naruto grinned at her.
"You know Hinata, you're really cute when you do that." which caused her to blush even more.
Kiba was sitting with Akamaru, having a chip eating contest with his dog. Ten empty chip bags and three liter bottles of soda lay in a pile next to him.
"Wow, that was good! I wonder if all that caffeine, sugar, and salt all in one go affected me? Nah. Oooh, look, penguins!" he said happily watching them fly past.
"The pink ones are my favorite!" said a voice next to him. He turned to see a blond ninja in pink sitting next to him playing with Akamaru.
"Who are you? I know two people who weren't supposed to come along ended up here, but this is ridiculous!" he said.
"Why, I'm Amaria of course." she said striking a pose.
"Uh huh. And where are you from and what are you doing here?" he asked.
"I'm from the hidden village of sexy!" she said, flinging herself across him. "And I'm a sugar induced hallucination of course. What, you think I could have gotten on the bus and come all the way here without being noticed? That would just be silly!" she laughed. "But enough of that, let's kiss!"
"This is the best night of my life!" thought Kiba with a grin.
"Hah! All is going according to plan." though Mika to herself. "Sakura and Sasuke are snuggling, Neji and Tenten are kissing, Shikamaru has decided it's not to troublesome to hold hands with Ino and let her hug him, and Naruto and Hinata are feeding each other ramen. Now for phase two!" She edged over until she was sitting next to Kabuto.
"Hi!"
"What is it?" he asked, sounding slightly suspicious.
"Umm, wanna do make out and do romantic stuff like everyone else is?" she asked with a hopeful grin.
"No, I'm too evil for that. Now go away, I need to plot and be mysterious." he said.
"Oh, he doesn't like me!" she sniffled, tears streaming down her cheeks. "Oh well, I'll just find someone who does! Hmm, Gaara's pretty cute, and he's not paired up with anyone. Yet"
Suddenly, the cabin shook as though from giant steps. Everyone froze.
"Ahhh! It's Godzilla! Don't worry Hinata, I'll protect you!" said Naruto leaping up.
"Oh, Naruto-kun." said Hinata gazing up at him. However, it was not Godzilla, but the scary camp counselor.
"Do I hear BOYS in there!" she yelled, breathing fire. "That is AGAINST THE RULES! Own up! Are there any boys in the girl's cabin." There was silence.
"Um, no?" yelled Mika.
"Oh, well ok then! You kids have fun!" she called back cheerfully. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Eventually everyone was so tired they fell asleep right where they were. (yes, there are boys and girls sleeping in the same room. No, nothing's happening you perverts! You ought to be ashamed of yourselves!)
Meanwhile, far away...
"Kakashi sense tingling! Do I sense my students breaking some gender separation rules? Oh, I'm so proud of them!" yelled Kakashi tears streaming down his face. "I shall celebrate by going and buying one of my 'special' novels!"
Back to the camp.
"He he he, everyone is asleep." A person with curly brown hair and glasses snuck out of the closet. "Now I, the secret hermit of Camp yay happy fun extra smiley land, wow that's a mouthful, shall steal their snacks!" she snatched an armful of chips and then fled back to the close, laughing evilly all the way. "Ouch! Why didn't I leave the stupid door open?" This time she remembered to open the door before going through.