I don't own Naruto, furbies, or anything else mentioned in this fic. Well, except for maybe a pair of kitty ears.

The next morning, they were awoken by a bright and cheerful voice over the loudspeaker telling them that it was time to wake up and have lots of extra special super happy fun okay?

"Ugh, does that woman wake up at one in the morning waiting for that?" moaned Neji, looking at his alarm clock.

"It's too early to get up!" said Sasuke pulling a pillow over his head.

"Ugh, this is so troublesome." muttered Shikamaru.

"When's breakfast?" asked Chojii.

"Ahhh, morning!" cried Lee leaping out of bed. "Another brand new day to win the love of Sakura and enjoy the wonders of youth! Truly this is" but they never got a chance to find out what it was, because a pillow hit him in the face.

Gaara was still blissfully asleep clutching his teddy bear,but no one tried to wake him up. The last person who had tried that had been stuck in a pile of sand for hours until Gaara woke up.

Kiba was also still asleep, muttering something about sexy blonds in bathing suits.

Kabuto was in an epic fight with the dustbunnies under the bed.

But eventually everyone was awake, and headed down to the mess hall to see what horrors the counselor had in store for them.

"Today," squealed the counselor with her endless supply of cheerfulness, "you're going to put on skits! Won't that be fun! Boys on one team, girl on the other. You even get costumes!" She pointed to two boxes full of costumes, one labeled "Boys" the other "Girls" "You have to wear the first costume you pull out! Get to it!" she waved them towards their respective boxes. "Switch off, boy chooses first, then a girl!" Lee leaped forward.

"Oh Gai sensei, I will do my youthful best in this play that is a celebration of youth! And if I can not do this play, I will do ten more plays! And if I can not do ten more plays, I will do twenty musicals! And if I can not do twenty musicals,"

"JUST PICK A COSTUME ALREADY!" Lee reached into the box and grabbed a costume at random, then went into the changing room. He came out a minute later.

"Lee's a...squirrel?" asked Sakura. He was wearing some sort of small mammal costume certainly.

"I think it's a hamster." said Naruto.

"No no, it's obviously a gerbil!" said Ino.

"Hurray! I am at last one with my fuzzy woodland friends!" yelled Lee jumping up and down. "Plus, everyone know chicks dig cute little animals! I am sure to win Sakura's love!"

"Okay, next person!" said the counselor. "A girl this time!"She shoved Sakura over to the box. Sakura grabbed an outfit and went to go change. However...

"I'm not coming out!" she yelled.

"But, won't you share your happy fun costume joy with the world?" asked the counselor.

"No!"

"GET OUT HERE OR NO FOOD FOR A WEEK!"

"Oh fine." Sakura huffed, edging out. Sasuke and Lee's, eyes bugged out. "I can't believe I'm wearing this."

"Mwahhh. Frilly..." drooled Sasuke. Sakura was wearing...a little French maid outfit. The counselor looked very confused.

"How did that get in there? Oh well, you picked it, so I suppose you have to wear it."

"Hate hate hate death fire destruction blood." steamed Sakura stomping back to her seat.

"Next!" yelled the counselor. Someone coughNarutocough shoved Sasuke forward.

"Wait, a minute, I don't want to..." But the counselor shoved him over to the box. He grabbed the first thing he found and went to change into.

"Okay, come on out Sasuke!" called Sakura. "If I have to wear this, I want to see what you get stuck in!"

"No!"

"Do you like eating? Sasuke reluctantly came out, dressed in a bright yellow teletubby costume. Everyone immediately burst out laughing.

"Look! I can not wear this!" yelled Sasuke. "I'm to cool and emo for that! What does a guy have to do to get a little respect around here! My brother killed my whole family and now he and I are the only ones left!" Sauke turned to the side, a shadow falling across his face. "But not for long." Thunder and lightning crashed.

"Wow, it sure got dark all of a sudden, and I heard thunder! Do you think it's gonna rain?" asked Naruto.

Meanwhile...

"Why do I have the strange feeling that someone far away wants to kill me?" asked Itachi looking up. "Oh well! These cupcakes won't make themselves! Kisaaaaaame! Wanna help me with the frosting?"

Back to our intrepid heroes! Oh look. It's Hinata's turn! Let's go see what costume she's got.

"Umm, do I have to come out?"

"Yes! Why doesn't anyone like their costumes!" sobbed the counselor. Hinata shyly edged her way out of the dressing room, revealing her costume to be a, umm, a certain famous bunny. And I don't mean the easter bunny.

"Hinata...wow." said Naruto. "Why are you dressed as the Playguy bunny?" (See? No direct names! You can't sue me either! Bwahahaha!)

"I..it's just the costume I got." she said, trying to hider behind her chair.

"I'm sensing a certain trend here." muttered Mika.

Shino was the unfortunate next person to pick his costume. He grabbed one out of the box and retreated into the dressing room.

"Hmm, this costume resembles a bug. Hurrah! At last, I can be one with my insect brethren!" he cried joyfully. "Behold, for I have taken on the glorious form of" he leaped out of the dressing room "The noble and majestic butterfly!" Everyone stared. "Umm, I mean, I can't wear this costume, it's not manly enough."

Ino had to go next. She pulled out a costume and went into the dressing room. Her scream of frustration was heard a moment later, and she stormed out, dressed as a nurse. But ahem not exactly hospital dress code if you know what I mean.

"WHY are all the girl's costumes porno! I bet it's inexplicably the fault of a certain perverted teacher!" she snapped angrily.

Meanwhile...

"Ha ha, yes! My package has finally arrived!" said Kakashi pulling the box inside his house. "I can't wait to see my ahem lady friends in these! Oh yes! Wait a minute...These aren't my costumes! NOOOOOO!"

The counselor shoved Gaara forward next, as no one else seemed to want to go, strangely enough.

"Get in there and get your costume on!" she said, her voice losing just a tad of it's pep, so scary that Gaara grabbed the costume and practically ran into the room. He came out dressed as a teddy bear, so cute that half the girls in the room squealed, and he went under in a pile of hug.

"Can't...breath!" he gasped, flailing ineffectively.

"Why do you go next little girl?" said the counselor shoving Neji towards the box of costumes.

"What? But I'm not a,"

"Just put the costume on."

"Look, I'm trying to tell you that despite my hair I'm not," The counselor glared at him, "going to spend anymore time talking before putting on the costume!" he grabbed something random out of the box and ran. And then he came out. "Why oh why didn't I at least grab a costume from the boy's box?" he thought. Being dressed as a fairy princess with a frilly tutu and glittery wings was not the most dignified costume.

The unfortunate Naruto had to go next. He actually attempted to get a slightly less embarrassing costume, by looking at them instead of grabbing something at random. He came out dressed as a fox, which immediately caused him to be tacklehugged by Hinata. "Ha ha! People can't laugh at me dressed a fox because, umm, I am one? Sort of? Well, this made more sense when it was in my head earlier. But Hinata likes it! Score!"

By now the counselor was just picking people at random, and happened to choose Mika, despite her clever attempts to hide behind Lee's giant squirrel tail.

"Do I really have to come out dressed like this?" she called.

"Yes!" snapped the counselor. "Everyone else did!"

"Someone is going to die for this." she came out wearing cat ears, tail, paws, and little else. "Preferably the person who decided catgirl was a good idea for a costume."

Now, because the author has a short attention span and is tired of narrating everyone's costumes, we give you something completely different! We bring you back to the hermit of camp name too long for lazy author to type!

"Hmm, it appears this CD player I stole also has a built in radio. Perhaps with this, I can find some music that isn't quite so terrifying. Let's see, maybe this button will work?"

"And next up on L 78.2 it's marathon of our favorite singers, The Prairie Dawgs! Their mixture of rap and country western for the next seventy two hours is sure to be great!"

"Yo yo yo! Home home on the rizzange, where my dawgs the deer and the antelizzope chill! Where seldom is heard (yo mamma is heard) a disrespectin word, cuz if they do i'ma bust a cap in yo punk ass!"

"Nooo! It burns! Why am I plagued by the demons of bad music! This calls for my trusty exorcism hammer!"

Okay, back to the other peoples. Now, while you were gone, everyone else got into a costume, as follows. Choji was a furby for no particular reason. Tenten was dressed as a panda, much in the same style as Mika. Kabuto was a snake (bwahaha). Kiba was dressed a dog, which was causing Akamaru no end of confusion. Kankuro was a banana, the reason for which no one could discern save that some strange omnipotent being controlling their fates must have been hungry for a banana. And Temari was dressed as a geisha, but still in a costume that Kakashi would have approved of.

Next up: The plays! Woo! Once again, ideas and suggestions are great, as are reviews.