Da Uber Scary Diary of Visser Three

by Birdie num num

Visser Three's own personal, and Visserly diary! Digitally remastered! ... Okay, not really. But see the secrets! Feel the passion! And generally have a good laugh.

8. And now for a quick tangent from out of ...

(Chapman!) I screamed hysterically. (My eyes are crossing! Aaaah!)

"What is it Visser?" he called from down the hall.

(Hurry Auntie! They're crossing!)

"I'm coming."

(Oh, wait! Nevermind! They're okay now!) I called as they returned to normal. (Forget it, nevermind!)

"Yes, Visser."

I continued to surf the web.

(Oooh! I can do it again!)