Incase anyone was wondering maybe Hinata is a maid… Or something, . I have no idea how she knows the Members.

Drabble 3

(Zetsu WooOooOooOo)

I know everyone was looking forward for this..

Not really But neh. No one has reviewed yet so..

If anyone has a special request for a character REVIEW IT!

What a long title.

Dear Diary,

So far, the man/woman, man/shark have been in my diary, Lets go for a man/plant now. Zetsu is a really strange person but he is very entertaining. You should see some of his dance moves.

He gets picked on a lot because he is the weakest member apparently. I thought his name might be yin and yang because his face was black and white but I was wrong…

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I did ask him some questions, like I ask everyone else. I wonder a lot about each akatsuki member but Zetsu puzzles me the most.

"You're what kind of a plant?" I asked him, I was doing their laundry, he was helping well sort of just telling me whose laundry is whose.

"Venus fly trap." He replied.

"Oh… Do you pollinate?" I asked.

"…" Yes I would be stumped too if someone asked me such a strange question.

"Well?" I asked trying to start up a conversation.

"I don't know" He replied trying to change the subject.

Okay maybe he is a bit touchy on this subject.

"Do you reproduce sexually? Or Asexually?" Okay that popped out of my mouth like that time with Deidara Ahhh… I blushed.

"Both" he replied then left the room.

Why did he leave? I was getting to the underwear! I can't guess which one is with each person!

"Zetsu-san! Come back I need help with the underwear!" I said, then he popped out of the ground (LIKE DAISYS!)

"Hn." He said.

"Okay, Whose boxers are these?" I asked they had little fishes on them maybe I should take a guess.

"Kisame's" He said bluntly.

"Oh," I folded them up, I was so used to doing this for Neji that I almost don't blush but here My face was like a cherry!!!

"And these?" I pulled out black briefs.

"Itachi's" He said

"Oooh." I said them put them in his pile.

"Uhh. W-what about these?" I said pulling out a pink thong no it was not mine!

"Uhh…" He stalled. "Deidara's" He said quickly I put them In Deidara's pile of cloths. I went to get the next undies and they were the Leaders, when I looked back Zetsu and the pink thong was gone.

"Hmmm." I said, then picked up the laundry and headed to each of the Akatsuki members rooms to give them their laundry.

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We were at dinner again, I guess it was Zetsu's turn to be embarrassed but I didn't have much to ask was Zetsu against eating plants? I mean he was a plant it would be like eating himself right?

"Zetsu-san" Here we go again.

"Hm?" He said looking up from his so called meal he wasn't even eating.

"Do you bloom in the spring time?" I asked completely serious, everyone else just choked or chuckled.

"…." He was stalling, "N-no." He stuttered.

"Oh, why not you are a plant right?" I asked.

"Yes, But I'm a Venus fly trap. Not a cherry blossom." He said.

"I'm not so sure about that Zetsu you are quite pink in the spring time." Deidara said chuckling through his words. Apparently everyone was enjoying this, I never mean to be rude to anyone the questions just pop out.

"Quiet you woman." Zetsu countered.

"You shouldn't be talking you flower." Kisame said.

"You're a dolphin Kisame at least flowers don't prance." Itachi said.

"Well Itachi you love you're brother, you pedophile incest gay little prick!" Sasori popped out. Okay apparently everyone was in a fight, except Tobi, that albino guy, and the leader they were just sitting there with smirks on their faces, except Tobi he doesn't have a face. SO I decided to leave the room myself.

Apparently it all quieted down 5 seconds after I left, I am the life of the party. I always start things off. One day I will regret it.

-Signed Hinata.