Drabble 5

(cough Tobi….)

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Dear Diary,

This is one strange bunch. But Tobi he has been my favorite, no wait second Deidara is my favorite I love his hair. Tobi doesn't have a face, its hard to tell what he is feeling. Then again its hard to tell what anyone is feeling in this place they are all pretty monotone.

Anyways, Tobi he doesn't help me with anything, actually he is like one of those friends you just keep around to make fun of behind their backs, says Sasori.

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He was fallowing me around while I was delivering everyone's laundry. It was kind of creepy but it was nice to have company. I was trying to make conversation, but it was so difficult when all he replied with was.

"Tobi been a good boy?" (Misa!!!!!)

"…Never mind." Was my usually reply to such a statement.

And so I continued with my duties, I went into Deidara's room, he was lying on his bed reading magazines with his feet kicking in the air. That girly man.

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I was so tired and I still had to make them some food. Tobi looked at me I think I couldn't tell the man looked like he had a beehive on his head.

"What is that on your head?" I asked.

"Tobi a good boy?" He asked… again.

"Oh. Never mind." She said then threw him a stick he ran off to go get it. "That's right little boy, run.." I said feeling like I should act more often. I felt another presence in the room, it was Deidara staring at me like a fool.

"We are having an annual play coming up you should audition. It would nice for me to actually play a male role for once, ah ART!" He sighed and smirked. Tobi came back with the stick in his mouth.

"Good boy Tobi!" I said happily and he tackled me to the ground like a dog.

"No TOBI! Bad boy! Bad boy! Off the lady! She isn't your territory!" Deidara said hitting Tobi over the back with a newspaper.

cough cough

Someone else was in the room. We all looked up, Itachi and Sasori were looking at us like idiots. They all shrugged it off and we all continued with the scene, until I Byakuganed their asses off of me.

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DINNER YET AGAIN!

"So how was everyone's day?" I asked.

"It was swell Hinata" Deidara said with a smirk.

"How lovely!" Kisame said the chuckled

"Indeed" Sasori said in a monotone.. Uh. Expression?

"Hn" Itachi was in a bad mood ever since the Sasuke album incident.

"How was yours Hinata?" Zetsu asked.

"Uh Eventful." I replied.

"Tobi been a good boy?" Tobi said… Once again

"Yes Tobi! You helped me a lot today!" I said which I regret when he once again flew across the table and I flew off my chair.

"No Tobi BAD BOY!" Deidara said and started hitting him with a newspaper… Again.

"Tobi What did I tell you about tackling girls?" The leader said.

"Tobi is a bad boy." He whimpered getting up and leaving the room.

How come very dinner it usually ends up with someone leaving the room!?

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I woke up that night and found Tobi curled up at the end of my bed like a dog, it was freaky considering the guy had no face just a beehive for a head. I ran out screaming.

Deidara came flying out with a green mud mask eating a cucumber the other slipped off his eye. "WHAT!" He shouted.

"Ah! I can't sleep with TOBI!" I nervously.

"Tobi! Get back to your own room!" Deidara said throwing Tobi into his own room and lock his door and you could hear small whimpers coming from inside Tobi's room.

"Uh…." I didn't say anything

-Signed Hinata.